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Last Exit to Brooklyn (1989) - 7/10:
Jennifer Jason Leigh is a hooker in some cartoon version (I hope) of 50s Brooklyn, where a bunch of workers are on strike and also closet homos. It's sort of political, but mostly Jennifer Jason Leigh is hot as fuck and has her tits out and gets gang-raped and stuff. Pretty, pretty good.

Cherry 2000 (1987) - 7/10:
Undeservedly forgotten gem with Melanie Griffith. It's sort of a Total Recall meets Mad Max in super trashy. None more 80s!

The Man Who Loved Women (1983) - 4/10:
You got Burt Reynolds, Kim Basinger and Julie Andrews in a tongue-in-cheek 80s comedy and somehow it still sucks.

Claire's Knee / Le genou de Claire (1970) - 6/10:
I've liked Éric Rohmer before, but this was boring after a while. It just seems pervy for no good reason, or maybe I didn't pay enough attention. The lolita character is decent, though.

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Patriot's Day

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Caught this last night. Intense, hard to watch at times.
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High-Rise (2015) Tom Hiddleston, Sienna Miller, Jeremy Irons. What a mess but plenty of tits including Miller 5/10
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The Nice Guys (2016) Russell Crowe Ryan Gosling Kim Basinger, Fun movie set in 70's, Misty Mountains was damn hot 8/10
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TenBenny wrote:"Fences" - 9/10

Tremendous performances and a great script by August Wilson based on his play. Washington and Davis were two of five original performers brought to the movie from the Broadway revival. Sure it feels like a play, but Washington did a really good job adding visual and cinematic touches, keeping the camera moving enough to not end up with a static result.
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Noah (2014) Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly Emma Watson Anthony Hopkins. Great cast. Good movie but CGI was pretty shitty 8/10
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Fences 2016 - 6/10. I liked that there isn't any race baiting. Great acting. I couldn't connect with any of the characters. I was also convinced that one of the lead characters was a white guy until he was called the N-word. Can you find a more white looking black guy in Hollywood?
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Still Mine - 8/10
Kinda dreaded watching this but I liked it.
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The Color of Money - 9/10

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"Live by Night" - 6/10

Not a classic, but better than critics have said. Solid acting and craftsmanship, but missing that certain thing that makes a great movie pop.

I should remind people that "The Founder" comes out tomorrow which is great. Inauguration Day is probably actually the perfect day to release a movie like this.
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TenBenny wrote:"Live by Night" - 6/10

Not a classic, but better than critics have said. Solid acting and craftsmanship, but missing that certain thing that makes a great movie pop.
Is it entertaining? It's still sitting below 40% on rotten tomatoes. Critics rating doesn't usually stop me but the low user rating is making me think twice.
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Mail-order bride - biography of Melanija Knavs who became FOTUS on Jan 20, 2017. 10/10 due to nudity
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DEATH ROW JOE wrote:Mail-order bride - biography of Melanija Knavs who became FOTUS on Jan 20, 2017. 10/10 due to nudity
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Passionflower(2011) 4/10 even the titties couldnt save it

Casual Encounters(2016) Brooklyn Decker, David Arquette. 6.5/10. A few nude good nude scenes and one pretty disturbing one unless you're into amputated BBW :lol:
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When Harry Met Sally
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Billy Crystal is the man and Meg Ryan was so fine back in 1989
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Little Men (2016) Greg Kinnear, Alfred Molina 6/10
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Split

8/10

Huge step up for shamalan. Nice cameo at the end.
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Hello, My Name is Doris (2015) Sally Field, Beth Behrs, Natasha Lyonne 7/10
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Split 6/10. Bad ending.
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Nim's island (2008) Good family fil with Jodie Foster Gerard Butler and Abigail Breslin 7/10

How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town(2015) Katharine Isabelle .Like most movie of this type it could have been great but of course they went for the prudish feelgood moral ending. 7/10
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Seraphim Falls (2006) The Whole movie is Liam Neeson tracking down Pierce Brosnan. Good Western 8/10
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Hell or High Water
8/10
Set in West Texas. Real Cowboy talk.
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Silence (2016)- 9/10- Saw this tonight. It really is the masterpiece as the critics have been saying. Very rarely do people make films with this level of philosophical sophistication, and that previously includes Scorsese too. Garfield and the Japanese actors are all excellent. The fact that it hasn't even been nominated for many pre-Oscar awards raises an eyebrow. It's sad that he won massive awards for mediocre gangster movie stuff like The Departed, but gets snubbed for something of substance.
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Barbershop:The Next Cut (2016) Cube, Cedric, Common, Tyga, Anthony Anderson JB Smoove, Regina Hall, Eve, Nicki Minaj. Funny but a bit on the preachy side 7/10
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Deliver Us from Evil (2009) - 7/10:
Sort of a Danish modern version of Straw Dogs. Realistic and pretty gruesome towards the end. Good statement against stupid immigrant phobia.

Body Double (1984) - 6/10:
Weird noir thriller with 80s trash flair about a big frame job on some naive dude who's spying on a neighbor doubled by a porn star. Confusing plot doesn't matter. Deborah Shelton and Melanie Griffith are hot, naked.

Another Day in Paradise (1998) - 5/10:
Melanie Griffith and James Woods act as junkie mentors to a super annoying retarded young couple. Melanie Griffith is pretty hot and there's Heroin, otherwise this sucks.

Transcendence (2014) - 3/10:
Johnny Depp is some A.I. genius who turns into a super computer or some shit. This is just blatantly pseudo-intellectual trash.

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Split 6/10

Movie was pretty good, but the ending was disappointing. Cool cameo at the end, but not the type of ending I was hoping for. Would recommend on RedBox, Netflix, or HBO. Would no recommend paying to see it in a theater. Just not worth the money.
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the last 3 weeks

Hidden figures- good, not great, way over hyped-6/10
Fences- best acting I've seen so far this year by both Denzel and Davis. 9/10
Manchester by the sea, probably the biggest let down of all, I can't believe Affleck is getting all this praise
for just your run of the mill Casey Affleck performance 5/10
Silence- The Academy just flat out ignored this masterpiece -9/10
Arrival -Boring as fuck- 4/10
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Giant - Elizabeth Taylor was as good an actor as she was hot. What kind of idiot did Rock Hudson have to be to not immediately sell his ranch to James Dean once he found oil right next door?
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The Lego Movie - 7/10
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Lifeguard (1975) 8/10. Sam Elliot, Anne Archer

I had seen parts of this, but never seen the whole thing start to finish. Well it came on yesterday and I was able to catch it all. It's an outstanding snapshot of California circa mid 70s. The quality of the filming is really something special.

The plot is OK, mid life evaluation kinda stuff. Sam Elliot is good as always. The real star is the cinematography.
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