Dump Shithole

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Why not just say “fire fighters”?

FIREMAN PUT OUT BIG FIRE!

[Mojo]

Why not just say “fire fighters”?

FIREMAN PUT OUT BIG FIRE!

Because if you say "Firemen," you can pretend you're not a sexist cunt by working in "(and women)" and totally fool the rubes that voted for you into forgetting that you cheated on your daughter with a porn star. You're not a very stable genius, so you wouldn't understand.

[DEATH ROW JOE]

What cars are made in China?
https://cars.usnews.com/cars-trucks/cars-made-in-china
"About 10 years ago, Chinese car manufacturers were boasting about their plans to take over the United States with affordable new vehicles. Some consumers saw examples of these vehicles from companies such as Geely and Chery at auto shows, and the results weren’t impressive. The cars themselves looked unfinished; the awkwardly translated promotional materials demonstrated that these brands didn’t understand the American car-buying public. After reactions ranging from indifference to outright ridicule, the Chinese car companies quietly retreated."

[Turner Coates]

F.B.I. Raids Office of Trump’s Longtime Lawyer Michael Cohen
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/09/us/p ... cohen.html

The F.B.I. on Monday raided the office of President Trump’s longtime personal lawyer, Michael D. Cohen, seizing records related to several topics including payments to a pornographic-film actress.

Mr. Cohen plays a role in aspects of the special counsel’s investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.

The seized records include communications between Mr. Trump and Mr. Cohen, which would likely require a special team of agents to review because conversations between lawyers and clients are protected from scrutiny in most instances.
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Searched and Seized: F.B.I. Raids Michael Cohen’s New York Hotel
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/04 ... york-hotel

Law enforcement agents spent several hours at the Loews Regency hotel on Monday morning as they executed a search warrant against the president’s personal lawyer. Cohen’s attorney said they were referred by Robert Mueller.

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[DEATH ROW JOE]

The payments to Ms. Clifford are only one of many topics being investigated, according to a person briefed on the search. The F.B.I. also seized emails, tax documents and business records, the person said.

[Turner Coates]

MSNBC's Joy Reid: What If Trump Refuses To Be Arrested By Federal Marshals?
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video ... shals.html

Sunday on her weekend morning program, MSNBC's Joy Reid seriously discussed a situation where President Trump refused a subpoena and would have to be arrested and put in jail until he testified before a grand jury. Reid envisioned a scenario of a White House besieged by federal marshals who would wait for Trump to give the Secret Service a stand down order so he could be taken into custody.

"Let's say that Donald Trump decides he doesn't want to give an interview with Mueller, but Mueller says 'Oh, but you will.' And he's subpoenaed to [be] interview[ed] [by] Robert Mueller. And Donald Trump simply says, 'I don't recognize that subpoena.' This is a president whose behavior is different as president of the United States. He doesn't follow convention. Who would force him to comply with the subpoena ordering him to do an interview with Robert Mueller?" Reid asked.

"It would be a federal court judge," former Watergate prosecutor Nick Akerman said.

"How would they enforce it?" she asked.

"Normally, a person who refuses to testify before a grand jury winds up being incarcerated for the time period of the grand jury which can be up to 18 months," Akerman said. "So, one way to enforce it is to have Donald Trump taken by the federal marshals and put into federal prison until he testifies."

"What if he refuses to open the White House door?" Reid asked, seriously. "What if he fires any Secret Service agent who would allow the federal marshals in? What if Donald Trump simply decides I don't have to follow the law? 'I refuse to be held under the law. No marshal can get into this White House and any Secret Service agent who defies me is fired.'"

"Well, at some point he is going to have to come out of the White House," Akerman answered. "At some point, he is going to have to leave and the U.S. Marshals will be directed to take him into custody, bring him before a federal district court judge. He'll be basically told that either he goes in and he testifies or he takes the Fifth Amendment. If he takes the Fifth Amendment, there's not a problem. If he refuses to answer on the grounds that a truthful answer would tend to incriminate him he has the right to do that. If he does that, there's no contempt. If he doesn't do that, he can be directed to go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. End of story."

As the discussion continued Akerman talked about a bench warrant for Trump and how that would play out with law enforcement. Reid also conceived a situation where Trump wouldn't "recognize the authority" of investigators while "an entire media chorus" would be there to encourage him to be defiant, something she said Nixon did not have.

[BDG135]

If something goes wrong at the job I should blame it on someone who had the job over a year before me.

[milk-milk-lemonade]

The USG is lucky the real Cohen, the Legal Defender of all Five Families, isn't alive.

[Turner Coates]

[DEATH ROW JOE]

The USG is lucky the real Cohen, the Legal Defender of all Five Families, isn't alive.

You talking about Roy Cohn? He represented Trump many times. They say Trump learned how to handle the media from Cohn.

Roy Cohn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Cohn

[Luminiferous]

[vlad]

Ha! I just heard about all this Cohen stuff. My mom called me to tell me.

I'm going to have a White Russian (not symbolic, just the only booze in the house right now.)

[Beyotch_Knowles]

Christ, he's still whining about Hilary's emails.

[risingfarce]

The payments to Ms. Clifford are only one of many topics being investigated, according to a person briefed on the search. The F.B.I. also seized emails, tax documents and business records, the person said.

Please add a shank scar to the photo. Thanks.

[vlad]

Oh ha! Spanky calls the raid on Cohen's office "An attack on our country". No, you corrupt twat, it's a raid on your shady as shit lawyer.

It sounds like it comes from the Southern District of NY, not Mueller.

[Turner Coates]

Please add a shank scar to the photo. Thanks.

Butt spurs would be better.

[risingfarce]

Please add a shank scar to the photo. Thanks.

Butt spurs would be better.

Butt spurs caused by nightly raping by Big Daddy 7563212, cell block 12.

[Metal Sludge]

Oh ha! Spanky calls the raid on Cohen's office "An attack on our country". No, you corrupt twat, it's a raid on your shady as shit lawyer.

It sounds like it comes from the Southern District of NY, not Mueller.

HAHA!
He said "They broke in to my lawyers office".
Broke in???? That's the phrase he used...broke in.
They had a warrant!
I would think you'd need some pretty compelling evidence to get a warrant for an attorney's office.

[BlackCrypt]

Is Stormy the new Russia now?

[vlad]

Oh ha! Spanky calls the raid on Cohen's office "An attack on our country". No, you corrupt twat, it's a raid on your shady as shit lawyer.

It sounds like it comes from the Southern District of NY, not Mueller.

HAHA!
He said "They broke in to my lawyers office".
Broke in???? That's the phrase he used...broke in.
They had a warrant!
I would think you'd need some pretty compelling evidence to get a warrant for an attorney's office.

The best part, to me, is that Trumpy put Geoffrey Berman as U.S. Attorney in the SDNY (interim until Senate confirmation), interviewed him and everything. He is Trumpy's guy and he okayed this.

But WITCH HUNT! DEMS!

[risingfarce]

Is Stormy the new Russia now?

St. Stormy can save the world.

Or at least put that POS behind bars.

She needs to be more vocal. She needs to continue to be a huge distraction to him. Get on his fucking last nerve.
Get on his wife's last nerve.

If she's the only way to bring this POS down, then so be it.

[Danzig in the Dark]

Is Stormy the new Russia now?

She's the new Monica, Trumptard.

[EddieVanHeineken]

Spent 5 minutes looking at FoxNews on twitter....some thoughts.

It is literally bizzarro world over there. The comments are quite entertaining. For the party that is supposedly all about "law and order" they certainly don't like the laws when they apply to their party breaking them. Outside of Shephard Smith and Chris Wallace, I don't know how that can be considered a news station. It is purely news "entertainment" with the sole purpose of riling up the conservatives. No facts, just pure emotional manipulation.

The president needs to be careful of this investigation...that seems to be the theme this morning. They are all scared as shit something is going to go down. They have no confidence in their guy.

Fox topics of the day,
Trump's lawyer being unfairly and illegally raided.
Black people committing crimes.
Illegal brown people crossing the border.
Possibility of bombing Syria
More anthem protests (is this still a thing they are talking about? It's not even football season)
"Liberal crazies"

[thats_what_she_said]

impeach now

[That-guy]

This shit show is getting good. Trump is fucked. It's almost over.

[DEATH ROW JOE]

[vlad]

So Trumpy is admitting to shenanigans? From what I've read, Cohen got the Untouchables treatment because of the Daniels payoff (who knows though). Didn't Trump just say the other day he didn't know anything about that? So what attorney/client privilege is there, according to him?

Did he forget that Cohn was finally disbarred for some fuckery? Roger Stone was in the mix with Cohn, too. Manafort and Stone were partners, too. Fuckery all around. Anyway, I digress. Tweety Amin forgets that his old lawyer ran afoul of ethics as well.

[Gazpacho]

This shit show is getting good. Trump is fucked. It's almost over.

You guys been saying that from page 1.

[vlad]

This shit show is getting good. Trump is fucked. It's almost over.

You guys been saying that from page 1.

How long did it take for the Iran-Contra affair to come to an end? It was exposed in 1986...well here, if you're interested:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran%E2%8 ... tra_affair

Though Spanky seems to harken back to Watergate, he's just itching, twitching, to repeat the Saturday Night Massacre. I've seen this called Stupid Watergate. I like that. Someone should also remind him that Nixon's personal attorney was also convicted and spent about 6 months in the pokey.

[Gazpacho]

.well here, if you're interested.

I’m not, thanks tho.

Just poking the bears a bit.