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Re: Dump

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:25 am
by Pierce Foreskin
Sen. Durbin just dropped the mic.
Paging Sen. Graham...

Re: Dump

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:29 am
by eddie lee roth
Wonder how fat cunt spins this one?

Re: Dump

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:27 am
by Efilnikufesin
Game: Take a shot every time someone on CNN says "shit hole". :lol:

Re: Dump

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:41 am
by Efilnikufesin
eddie lee roth wrote:Wonder how fat cunt spins this one?
Shes gonna say "Durbin? He's a lier I mean look his name even rhymes with turban"

Re: Dump

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:01 am
by vlad
Emmanuel Mensah is from one of those shitholes.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/arm ... -1.3745267

Re: Dump

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:51 am
by vlad
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 9341737986
Reason I canceled my trip to London is that I am not a big fan of the Obama Administration having sold perhaps the best located and finest embassy in London for “peanuts,” only to build a new one in an off location for 1.2 billion dollars. Bad deal. Wanted me to cut ribbon-NO!
The deal and sale was made during the BUSH administration. The reason the previous embassy was sold for "peanuts" was because it is a protected historic building, so a lot of needed changes couldn't be made. It was decided to move the embassy further out for security reasons. Under the BUSH admin.

Though I think BLOTUS didn't want to go because he knew his reception in the UK wouldn't be all that spiffy. To put it mildly. :lol:

Re: Dump

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:45 am
by exitflagger
Does Donald really expect anybody to believe that the meeting attendees just pulled the word "shithole" right out of thin air?

The funny thing is, his supporters love that he said it AND they love that he's now lying about it.

Did I say "funny"? I meant suicide-inducing. :|

Re: Dump

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:55 am
by LeeRatbag
vlad wrote:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 9341737986
Reason I canceled my trip to London is that I am not a big fan of the Obama Administration having sold perhaps the best located and finest embassy in London for “peanuts,” only to build a new one in an off location for 1.2 billion dollars. Bad deal. Wanted me to cut ribbon-NO!
The deal and sale was made during the BUSH administration. The reason the previous embassy was sold for "peanuts" was because it is a protected historic building, so a lot of needed changes couldn't be made. It was decided to move the embassy further out for security reasons. Under the BUSH admin.

Though I think BLOTUS didn't want to go because he knew his reception in the UK wouldn't be all that spiffy. To put it mildly. :lol:
http://newsthump.com/2018/01/12/million ... ump-visit/

Re: Dump

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:05 am
by vlad
LeeRatbag wrote:
vlad wrote:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 9341737986
Reason I canceled my trip to London is that I am not a big fan of the Obama Administration having sold perhaps the best located and finest embassy in London for “peanuts,” only to build a new one in an off location for 1.2 billion dollars. Bad deal. Wanted me to cut ribbon-NO!
The deal and sale was made during the BUSH administration. The reason the previous embassy was sold for "peanuts" was because it is a protected historic building, so a lot of needed changes couldn't be made. It was decided to move the embassy further out for security reasons. Under the BUSH admin.

Though I think BLOTUS didn't want to go because he knew his reception in the UK wouldn't be all that spiffy. To put it mildly. :lol:
http://newsthump.com/2018/01/12/million ... ump-visit/
:D :D :D

Loved this one. Thanks for turning me on to this site.

http://newsthump.com/2018/01/12/diction ... mp-hotels/

Re: Dump

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:23 am
by Turner Coates
"Mr. President, they AREN'T shithole countries. Donald Trump isn't THEIR president." - Stephen Colbert

Re: Dump Shithead

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:10 pm
by exitflagger
Dump Shithead
Looks like somebody doesn't like our little Donnie.

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"WHO? Who doesn't like our little Donnie???"

Re: Dump Shithead

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:12 pm
by milk-milk-lemonade
Damn it, I wsh Stewart was still hosting The Daily Show.

Re: Dump Shithead

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:14 pm
by Gazpacho
Shouldn’t it be Shithole instead of Shithead?

Re: Dump Shithead

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:29 pm
by vlad
Gazpacho wrote:Shouldn’t it be Shithole instead of Shithead?
My new favorite is President Bonespur Shithole. Though shitheel would be more appropriate, if shithole is good enough for the Oval Office, it's good enough for me.

Re: Dump Shithead

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:10 pm
by Judge Smails
so now we have the news that a porn star, Stormy Daniels, was paid $130,000 of hush money just a few weeks before the election in 2016 to keep quiet about the affair she had with Trump - who was married to Melania at the time - not that that matters to any of the good Christian GOP Bible thumpers who support him

http://thehill.com/homenews/administrat ... ssion=true

why is this important? It shows that Trump can be blackmailed, which is THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE FUSION GPS CHRISTOPHER STEELE DOSSIER!!!!!

Re: Dump Shithead

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:42 pm
by Turner Coates
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Re: Dump Shithead

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:19 pm
by TenBenny
Monday is MLK Day and today featured the president's fumbled MLK ceremony, and that weighs heavily on many minds given yesterday's political incident, but for the time being we can all take a break from thinking about #shitholepresident to watch the last president (#awesomepresident) on Letterman's new Netflix show. Enjoy!

https://www.netflix.com/title/80209096

Re: Dump

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:06 pm
by Luminiferous
vlad wrote:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 9341737986
Reason I canceled my trip to London is that I am not a big fan of the Obama Administration having sold perhaps the best located and finest embassy in London for “peanuts,” only to build a new one in an off location for 1.2 billion dollars. Bad deal. Wanted me to cut ribbon-NO!
The deal and sale was made during the BUSH administration. The reason the previous embassy was sold for "peanuts" was because it is a protected historic building, so a lot of needed changes couldn't be made. It was decided to move the embassy further out for security reasons. Under the BUSH admin.
Come on now, we can not let facts get in the way of Drumpf reminding his monkey flock that everything is Obama's fault.... or Hilary's, even though they never talk about her according to Cryptokelly..

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Re: Dump

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:21 pm
by Love_Industry
vlad wrote:
Hey! Maybe he can work a deal for Anders Breivik or even Varg. Or at least send us some of their water ("Did you know that water can be turned into energy? It's called hydro, I just coined that word, hydro. Who knew? We need some of that water".

Also, perhaps folks in Norway are happy where they are. Looks it up, yep, they are one of the top happiest countries in the world.
It would be interesting to ask Norwegians what they think of when mentioning shithole countries. Trump would be surprised ... and I don't mean his ancestral home of Sweden. Hell, Karlstad, Värmland is almost Norway, just poor!

Re: Dump

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:40 pm
by vlad
Love_Industry wrote:
vlad wrote:
Hey! Maybe he can work a deal for Anders Breivik or even Varg. Or at least send us some of their water ("Did you know that water can be turned into energy? It's called hydro, I just coined that word, hydro. Who knew? We need some of that water".

Also, perhaps folks in Norway are happy where they are. Looks it up, yep, they are one of the top happiest countries in the world.
It would be interesting to ask Norwegians what they think of when mentioning shithole countries. Trump would be surprised ... and I don't mean his ancestral home of Sweden. Hell, Karlstad, Värmland is almost Norway, just poor!
Wut? His ancestral home isn't Sweden, it much further south in the Rhineland/Palatinate region of Germany. I've seen this a few times this past week. Maybe he or someone got mixed up and thought Kallstadt, Germany was the same as Karlstad, Sweden.

edit: Oh I see, he did indeed claim to be Swedish for years, even in his book. Does that mean I can mock him by calling him Skitstövel ?

Re: Dump Shithead

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:58 pm
by Turner Coates
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Re: Dump Shithead

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:30 pm
by vlad
Judge Smails wrote:so now we have the news that a porn star, Stormy Daniels, was paid $130,000 of hush money just a few weeks before the election in 2016 to keep quiet about the affair she had with Trump - who was married to Melania at the time - not that that matters to any of the good Christian GOP Bible thumpers who support him

http://thehill.com/homenews/administrat ... ssion=true

why is this important? It shows that Trump can be blackmailed, which is THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE FUSION GPS CHRISTOPHER STEELE DOSSIER!!!!!
It gets "better". I hope Melania's pre-nup doesn't include a "Donald can fuck around on me" clause.

"Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities,’

https://www.thedailybeast.com/porn-star ... D=ref_fark

Re: Dump Shithead

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:44 pm
by TenBenny
vlad wrote:
Judge Smails wrote:so now we have the news that a porn star, Stormy Daniels, was paid $130,000 of hush money just a few weeks before the election in 2016 to keep quiet about the affair she had with Trump - who was married to Melania at the time - not that that matters to any of the good Christian GOP Bible thumpers who support him

http://thehill.com/homenews/administrat ... ssion=true

why is this important? It shows that Trump can be blackmailed, which is THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE FUSION GPS CHRISTOPHER STEELE DOSSIER!!!!!
It gets "better". I hope Melania's pre-nup doesn't include a "Donald can fuck around on me" clause.

"Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities,’

https://www.thedailybeast.com/porn-star ... D=ref_fark
There's no way she didn't get small or large glimpses of who Donald is. I figure she knew about or experienced his ways in infidelity and probably just said, "Do you want a moneyed lifestyle or not?" and that was the devil's bargain. I'm thinking what was more of a surprise was the one Michael Wolff said she got which made her sob, and not in a good way, on election night.

Re: Dump Shithead

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:11 pm
by Turner Coates
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Re: Dump Shithole

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:02 pm
by TenBenny
So Trump's medical report regarding his health says that he's A-OK. I had recently heard that the physician doing this exam was also Obama's physician, and I figured that Obama seems like he's in good shape. And since Obama had trustworthy people around him, I figured the doctor was legit (unlike the guy that wrote up a note about Trump's "good" health while Trump waited downstairs in his limo).

But now this White House doctor (and I'm assuming it's the same one that made Obama's report) is saying Trump is in "excellent health"? I call bullshit on this. This guy is 71 and still eats truckloads of fast food and drinks two six-packs of Diet Coke a day. And his physique is borderline obese by medical standards. And his mind and body are heavily overworked due to narcissism, stress and constant fibbing.

Either someone's lying, someone is lying *and* was paid off, or it's true that evil really *does* never die.

http://thehill.com/homenews/administrat ... ent-health

Re: Dump Shithole

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:12 pm
by Mojo
The White House isn't obligated to report on the President's health unless it precludes him from doing his job, and Trump himself has final say on what gets released. Even if there are glaring health issues, you won't hear about them.

Re: Dump Shithole

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:47 pm
by TenBenny
Mojo wrote:The White House isn't obligated to report on the President's health unless it precludes him from doing his job, and Trump himself has final say on what gets released. Even if there are glaring health issues, you won't hear about them.
Hmmm. Well, I guess if he ends up with some serious health issue at some point we can just chalk it up to him, you know, not having the stamina for the job.

Re: Dump Shithole

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:03 pm
by vlad
James O'Keefe, a lying sack himself, is selling a book. And he's throwing that other lying sack of shit under the bus to do it. :P

http://money.cnn.com/2018/01/12/media/j ... index.html
Donald Trump in 2013 asked James O'Keefe, the controversial conservative filmmaker, if he could "get inside" Columbia University and obtain President Obama's sealed college records, according to a passage in O'Keefe's forthcoming book, a copy of which was reviewed by CNN.
Trump's desire for these records would likely have had its roots in his obsession with Obama's birth certificate, and the false conspiracy theory that Obama was born outside the U.S. Several of the many varying and often contradictory threads of the conspiracy theory centered on Obama's records from Columbia, where he completed his bachelor's degree in 1983. Some of the conspiracy theorists believed, without evidence, that there would have been something suspicious in his records from that period.

Roughly two years before the meeting between Trump and O'Keefe, at the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner, Obama had mocked Trump, who was in the audience, over his "birther" beliefs.
Though I do think BLOTUS should release his own "I was top in the class" college records.

Re: Dump Shithole

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:42 pm
by BlackCrypt
When does Obama's fiscal year end?

Re: Dump

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:32 am
by Love_Industry
vlad wrote:
Love_Industry wrote:
vlad wrote:
Hey! Maybe he can work a deal for Anders Breivik or even Varg. Or at least send us some of their water ("Did you know that water can be turned into energy? It's called hydro, I just coined that word, hydro. Who knew? We need some of that water".

Also, perhaps folks in Norway are happy where they are. Looks it up, yep, they are one of the top happiest countries in the world.
It would be interesting to ask Norwegians what they think of when mentioning shithole countries. Trump would be surprised ... and I don't mean his ancestral home of Sweden. Hell, Karlstad, Värmland is almost Norway, just poor!
Wut? His ancestral home isn't Sweden, it much further south in the Rhineland/Palatinate region of Germany. I've seen this a few times this past week. Maybe he or someone got mixed up and thought Kallstadt, Germany was the same as Karlstad, Sweden.

edit: Oh I see, he did indeed claim to be Swedish for years, even in his book. Does that mean I can mock him by calling him Skitstövel ?
Feel free. Add a Rövhatt while you're at it. Karlstad is not proud of Trump. Why can't someone cool claim to be Swedish, like... I don't know, Obama?

Edit: Here's Trump claiming he is Swedish in New York Times, 1976: “I'm not even Jewish, I'm Swedish,” he said later. “Most people think my family is Jewish because we own so many buildings in Brooklyn. But I guess you don't have to be Jewish to win this award, because they told me a gentile won it one other year.”

Can we really be sure he isn't trying hard to hide that the Trumps really ARE Jewish? Any "short guys with yarmolkes" out there remember going to little Donnie Trumpowitz's bar mitzvah in Queens back in the day? Is there a shtetl somewhere in Belarus or Romania that celebrates that "one of their own" became President? Come on,it's time to leak that!

http://www.nytimes.com/1976/11/01/archi ... dings.html