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Re: RIP Machado

Postby TawnyVonJagger » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:31 pm

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No problem! I started working in corrections when I was 18. We could retire with full benefits at 25 years, to which I Did.!


So, you're a 43+ year old unemployed loser, now.

Congrats, I guess.


I'm retired you fucking idiot. I collect a pension every month, how fucking stupid can you be, let's see shall we!

What is your claim to fame can'tstop? You're obviously over 50, probably pushing 60+ What is your goal in life? You've been called out on your political postings to which you have never responded to. You are of the age where you should have been married for quite some time, with a child in college, or recently graduated but yet that's not the case. You prowl adult websites for sex with unattractive women, why is that? Can you not have an emotional relationship with a female? Do you view women solely as a physical release? That's sad. You have no quality redeeming values as a human being. Seriously, who at your age would take photographs of their clenched butt cheeks, not to mention that tongue pic? Seriously, what's the story on that? Bottom line, you're just a sad person, incapable of having an intellectual relationship with anybody.


His claim to fame (aside from eating out manatees :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ) is flying out much younger women only to be rejected for someone else. SAD!
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby AcillateM » Sat Oct 14, 2017 10:10 am

Olds_71_442 wrote:
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now the only frijolero left is PrOstituta, right?...dang

Why joo always gotta be forgetting Sleazyrocker?

I think AcillitateM, or something like that, as well.

Sorry...I take that back. I just looked up what frijolero meant.


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Mexicans don't swoon. They go "¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa¡ ¡Epa! ¡Epa! Yeehaw!"
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby RPB » Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:26 pm

AcillitateM!!!!!!
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby AcillateM » Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:58 am

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Mexicans don't swoon. They go "¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa¡ ¡Epa! ¡Epa! Yeehaw!"
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby grishnak boss » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:14 am

donde te metes you illegal drogadicto!!!
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby AcillateM » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:17 am

grishnak boss wrote:donde te metes you illegal drogadicto!!!



You can't keep us all out.... found my way back ese!! :lol:
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Mexicans don't swoon. They go "¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa¡ ¡Epa! ¡Epa! Yeehaw!"
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby RPB » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:36 am

I thought it was just for my birthday. I see how it is.
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby eddie lee roth » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:44 am

I miss Machado and wouldn’t mind it at all if he was allowed back. People like Tym are just stupid but at least Machado was smart enough to throw some humor on top of his stupidity.

Whenever I’m abusing a toilet with explosive diarrhea I think of Machado and that takes a special kind of stupid to do that. You don’t just come into contact with that kind of stupid everyday.
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby AcillateM » Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:14 am

RPB wrote:I thought it was just for my birthday. I see how it is.


Happy Birthday blondie :mrgreen:

Nobody remembered my b day either Sunday...ha
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby RPB » Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:44 am

I thought ours were close together! Happy birthday to my favorite pendejo! (I forget what that means)
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby AcillateM » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:40 pm

RPB wrote:I thought ours were close together! Happy birthday to my favorite pendejo! (I forget what that means)


Favorite dumbass :lol:
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Mexicans don't swoon. They go "¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa¡ ¡Epa! ¡Epa! Yeehaw!"
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby grishnak boss » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:47 pm

eddie lee roth wrote:I miss Machado and wouldn’t mind it at all if he was allowed back. People like Tym are just stupid but at least Machado was smart enough to throw some humor on top of his stupidity.

Whenever I’m abusing a toilet with explosive diarrhea I think of Machado and that takes a special kind of stupid to do that. You don’t just come into contact with that kind of stupid everyday.


:lol:

bring back al pendejo ese, he was a great punching bag
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby eddie lee roth » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:51 pm

Right on right on.




I know this is a little on the late side but I hope you and your family are alright with all that mess.
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby RPB » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:53 pm

AcillateM wrote:
RPB wrote:I thought ours were close together! Happy birthday to my favorite pendejo! (I forget what that means)


Favorite dumbass :lol:

Oh! Well... that works. :lol: :lol:
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby Olds_71_442 » Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:13 pm

Happy belated birthday Acillate and RPB. Magilla's is today and mine is tomorrow.
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby dmbrocker » Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:15 pm

Olds_71_442 wrote:Happy belated birthday Acillate and RPB. Magilla's is today and mine is tomorrow.


Happy early birthday, Olds! (In case I forget tomorrow or something happens...) 8)
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby Olds_71_442 » Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:18 pm

dmbrocker wrote:
Olds_71_442 wrote:Happy belated birthday Acillate and RPB. Magilla's is today and mine is tomorrow.


Happy early birthday, Olds! (In case I forget tomorrow or something happens...) 8)

Thanks Dmb!
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby AcillateM » Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:58 pm

Olds_71_442 wrote:
dmbrocker wrote:
Olds_71_442 wrote:Happy belated birthday Acillate and RPB. Magilla's is today and mine is tomorrow.


Happy early birthday, Olds! (In case I forget tomorrow or something happens...) 8)

Thanks Dmb!



Thanks Dmb... have a good one Olds!
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby RPB » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:37 pm

Happy birthday, Olds!

(I got a badass professional wax job for my car as a present from my guy. Been wanting it all year but couldn't justify the money. I take it in next week. So excited! I really should have a penis.

Hope you get something cool got your birthday!)
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby Olds_71_442 » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:45 pm

Thanks. I already got it....unless she gets me something else. A giant toolbox that's slightly taller than me and 57 inches wide. It might not sound like much but these things go for about $2500. She didn't pay that much, as it was on sale for half price. She put a dent in the side of it trying to sneak it into her mother's house so I wouldn't find out she got it for me.
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby RPB » Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:12 pm

That sucks about the dent. That'd be something I would do. Whoops. :lol: Very cool gift. I'd like one for my garage (but much smaller since I have like 9 tools) but yeah, they're pricey, but worth it!
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby Olds_71_442 » Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:42 pm

It was because the bottom tool box is about 150 lbs and she was lifting it by herself. It's not too bad, though. I notice little things like that because my longtime job was working dents out of vehicles (I still do it for myself on evenings and weekends) Luckily it doesn't affect the way the drawers work.
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby eddie lee roth » Thu Oct 19, 2017 6:39 am

Is it a Snap On?
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby Danzig in the Dark » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:55 am

eddie lee roth wrote:Is it a Snap On?

I wouldn't peg him as the type to go for that.
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby CHA0S » Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:12 am

Danzig in the Dark wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:Is it a Snap On?

I wouldn't peg him as the type to go for that.


I see what you did there.
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby Olds_71_442 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:27 pm

eddie lee roth wrote:Is it a Snap On?

Nope. Mastercraft Maximum. Which is a brand of Canadian Tire.
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby Olds_71_442 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:30 pm

Danzig in the Dark wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:Is it a Snap On?

I wouldn't peg him as the type to go for that.

:lol:
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby Olds_71_442 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:31 pm

Not related to the "peg him" comment, but Mojo's birthday is Saturday.
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby eddie lee roth » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:36 pm

After seeing his vacation pictures I’d like to Snap One off in him. :shock:
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Re: RIP Machado

Postby Olds_71_442 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:37 pm

:lol:

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