What %chance do you think Trump will get jail time?

[cowpins]

IDEA - Build "Trump Prison" in the middle of MAGAVILLE in the middle nowhere for all MAGA's to work/live. Everything can be MAGA. MAGA TOYOTA (Toyota...get it?), MAGA Mart, MAGA Chip & Put, MAGA Gas, MAGA News Network, etc....He can appear daily from his cell balcony to the adoration of his peeps. The key is "in the middle of nowhere". Who's in?

[Gibsonite]

Looks almost certain, unless they can rig a jury in Georgia. I don't think he'll live long enough to spend time in the can tho, he'll either stroke out or Bud Dwyer himself on live tv..

[DiamondDog]

I love how this is all a "witch hunt" and charges are "shocking and absurd" (according to his lawyers) when we've been listening to the recording of him demanding 11,000 votes be found in Georgia FOR YEARS now.

[Brad Welp]

We must pray for the President.

He is fighting for us. He didn't have to do this. He could have been enjoying a nice, comfortable retirement, rich beyond belief, with his wonderful wife Melania. And instead he chose to fight for you. To fight for us. To save the country. To save America.

He is the victim of injustices beyond which any president has encountered.

Please pray for the President.

God bless President Trump.
God bless America.
And may God bless the South.

[TooOldToCare]

Looks almost certain, unless they can rig a jury in Georgia. I don't think he'll live long enough to spend time in the can tho, he'll either stroke out or Bud Dwyer himself on live tv..

I’d pay PPV money to watch that.

[Bono Nettencourt]

We must pray for the President.

He is fighting for us. He didn't have to do this. He could have been enjoying a nice, comfortable retirement, rich beyond belief, with his wonderful wife Melania. And instead he chose to fight for you. To fight for us. To save the country. To save America.

He is the victim of injustices beyond which any president has encountered.

Please pray for the President.

He's not president, and the only thing that he's "fighting to save" is his own fat orange ass.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

We must pray for the President.

He is fighting for us. He didn't have to do this. He could have been enjoying a nice, comfortable retirement, rich beyond belief, with his wonderful wife Melania. And instead he chose to fight for you. To fight for us. To save the country. To save America.

He is the victim of injustices beyond which any president has encountered.

Please pray for the President.

God bless President Trump.
God bless America.
And may God bless the South.

Great bit. A little overboard. Try looking at the actual MAGA posters here and dial it down a little. Once you do that, you'll blend right in.

Right now the character's a bit obvious.

[HueyRamone]

Agree. You know you're not amongst your own kind, so less with the praying and more with the yelling at everyone that "we are sheep who dont get it"

DDM is a good one for inspiration. He is the standard for writing stuff that you'd think cant possibly be real, yet you know it is.

[Danzig in the Dark]

We must pray for the President.

He is fighting for us. He didn't have to do this. He could have been enjoying a nice, comfortable retirement, rich beyond belief, with his wonderful wife Melania. And instead he chose to fight for you. To fight for us. To save the country. To save America.

He is the victim of injustices beyond which any president has encountered.

Please pray for the President.

God bless President Trump.
God bless America.
And may God bless the South.

Bless your heart.

[Bono Nettencourt]

We must pray for the President.

He is fighting for us. He didn't have to do this. He could have been enjoying a nice, comfortable retirement, rich beyond belief, with his wonderful wife Melania. And instead he chose to fight for you. To fight for us. To save the country. To save America.

He is the victim of injustices beyond which any president has encountered.

Please pray for the President.

God bless President Trump.
God bless America.
And may God bless the South.

Bless your heart.

And have a blessed day.

[Turner Coates]

God bless President Trump.
God bless America.
And may God bless the South.

[HueyRamone]

Are we at 5% yet?

[alleyrulez]

ZERO.

SHOULD it happen, if he's found guilty?

ABSOLUTELY.

but WILL it happen?

absolutely NOT.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

0.0%

Dude's violating gag orders, snoring in the courtoom, ripping loud farts... nothing's going to happen to this guy. He will be handled with kid gloves until his dying breath.

[Bono Nettencourt]

GUILTY

[DemonFilth2001]

Can he just receive parole? How would that work when he wins in November (I’m assuming he’ll easily win)? Would he not be able to leave New York? Serve as pres from Trump Tower?

[ParaDime77]

Can he just receive parole? How would that work when he wins in November (I’m assuming he’ll easily win)? Would he not be able to leave New York? Serve as pres from Trump Tower?

You can’t win when you’re incarcerated.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

I still don't think the chances are very good but if any one of us here behaved as Trump did during the trial--just absolute contempt for the entire proceedings and everyone involved--we'd 100% be going to jail.

Go to court and rip a fart. See what happens.

So yeah, the trial was unfair. Anyone who isn't Donald Trump would've been sent to Rikers before the fart hit the high note.

And Trumpers know this! They've all been to court.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Also...

just absolute contempt for the entire proceedings and everyone involved

I'm sure the Trumpie response would be "Wouldn't you?" Like, if you were tried in a kangaroo court with a slew of bogus charges in front of a corrupt judge and tampered jury, wouldn't YOU make a mockery of it?

The answer is no because that would be incredibly stupid. Also, what defendant in ANY court case thinks they should be there? You still show up and you act civilized if the alternative is Rikers. Two choices at Rikers: shank or dong.

He had the attitude of someone who is convinced they're untouchable. He probably is! But it's not a strategy anyone else should try out.

[exitflagger]

I wonder if ol Donnie boy is familiar with the adage that everybody on death row is innocent and wrongly convicted? I'm sure he scoffed at that notion back when he was taking out that full page ad on the Central Park 5.

[That-guy]

Ok…how about now?

Anybody go from 0% to 100%?

Funny, I’ve been saying he’s going to jail since page one and some stupid prick called me a liberal idiot.

[Love_Industry]

Ok…how about now?

Anybody go from 0% to 100%?

Funny, I’ve been saying he’s going to jail since page one and some stupid prick called me a liberal idiot.

What about some community service? Those NYC subway stations ain't sweeping themselves...

[Kerry67]

All this did was fire up the votes for Trump. Zero jail time.
Sleepy Joe drew 300 people to his last rally. How many THOUSANDS do you think will be at Trump's next rally?

[alleyrulez]

All this did was fire up the votes for Trump. Zero jail time.
Sleepy Joe drew 300 people to his last rally. How many THOUSANDS do you think will be at Trump's next rally?

the MAGA people were going to vote for Trump, regardless. it's a cult.

obviously Democrats aren't going to vote for him, and I can't see the fact that he's a felon being a huge selling point for independents.

[TooOldToCare]

All this did was fire up the votes for Trump. Zero jail time.
Sleepy Joe drew 300 people to his last rally. How many THOUSANDS do you think will be at Trump's next rally?

No, it didn't. The poorly educated MAGAs will vote for a cult leader no matter what. This isn't going to grow that number one bit. Some will still be lazy and not vote—same numbers. On the flip side, it can very well galvanize Democrats to vote this guy into a cell and additionally make undecided or independents lean left. I put no credence in rally size; the polls only mean so much.

Edit: Said the same thing as the previous post (which I hadn't read).

[Rocker4Real]

Make your vote count if you're in a battleground state. I can watch on the sidelines in CA.

[Kerry67]

He'll be fined and his supporters will pay every penny of it.

Just like Joe making us pay for illegals and a couple wars, huh?

[alleyrulez]

He'll be fined and his supporters will pay every penny of it.

Just like Joe making us pay for illegals and a couple wars, huh?

with all them dollahs the cult have been forking over to the Mango Messiah, I think we'll be even.

[Danzig in the Dark]

He'll be fined and his supporters will pay every penny of it.

Just like Joe making us pay for illegals and a couple wars, huh?

I get my illegals for free.