Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?

[DemonFilth2001]

Are you still going to do it? Ust toenail clippers. Clean and fast cut!

[BernieTaupson]

Pretty sure this is how you form a seminiferous buttnoid.

[HueyRamone]

Pretty sure this is how you form a seminiferous buttnoid.

UGH. Thats the last thing you want.

[Indy_Rob]

Are you still going to do it? Ust toenail clippers. Clean and fast cut!

[Indy_Rob]

Seriously, how has Heenan not popped up in this thread?

[DemonFilth2001]

Seriously, how has Heenan not popped up in this thread?

That-Guy! You need to do a wellness check on Heenan!

[REO Cokewagon]

Steps to dealing with a hemorrhoid:
1. Eat 2 burrittos.
2. Take a shit. Take note if you feel pain.
3. Wipe the asshole until it's sparkling clean. Powerwash if needed.
4. Wait 2 hours to give the asshole a rest
5. Find a dude to assfuck you
6. Get assfucked.
7. If it hurts after all this, yank out the hemorrhoid

[DemonFilth2001]

Did you chicken out?

[Aerosmith87]

Your hemorrhoid is old enough (by far!) to buy beer! Try to make it buy you beer before yanking it out.

[Indy_Rob]

Steps to dealing with a hemorrhoid:
1. Eat 2 burrittos.
2. Take a shit. Take note if you feel pain.
3. Wipe the asshole until it's sparkling clean. Powerwash if needed.
4. Wait 2 hours to give the asshole a rest
5. Find a dude to assfuck you
6. Get assfucked.
7. If it hurts after all this, yank out the hemorrhoid

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[Olivia Sophia]

I don't know if this qualifies as "medically", but you'd top the Darwin Awards list.

Lol.

Actually, I don't think it would be possible to rip it out without a pair of pliers.

...to answer a previous question, I'm pretty sure I got it by playing tennis for many years.

There's a clenching involved, and apparently serious tennis players experience this a lot.

[cowpins]

So has this happened yet? Can someone post a new thread when it does so I can stay on top of things.

[DemonFilth2001]

I don't know if this qualifies as "medically", but you'd top the Darwin Awards list.

Lol.

Actually, I don't think it would be possible to rip it out without a pair of pliers.

...to answer a previous question, I'm pretty sure I got it by playing tennis for many years.

There's a clenching involved, and apparently serious tennis players experience this a lot.

I told you. Use toenail clippers! It'll work!

[DemonFilth2001]

You're simply not going to do this, are you?

[Nate S Axel]

It's probably infected by now.

[DemonFilth2001]

It's probably infected by now.

Think she was planning on yanking it off with pliers. Will probably bring a sense of relief. Really hope she does it.