Elevator Pitch
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Elevator Pitch
Do you have a memorized elevator pitch to introduce yourself in professional settings? I've heard not having one causes people to fumble in job interviews when asked to tell about themselves.
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Mister Freeze
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Re: Elevator Pitch
It's much easier (and more effective) to say "tell me about yourself" than "let's hear your elevator pitch."
It's one of those stupid, annoying corporate phrases. Like "thought leader".
It's one of those stupid, annoying corporate phrases. Like "thought leader".
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Re: Elevator Pitch
I prefer to role play.
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DonJuanDeMarco
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Re: Elevator Pitch
My name is Don Juan De Marco.
I am the son of the great swordsman, Antonio Garibaldi De Marco. Who was tragically killed defending the honour of my mother, the beautiful, Dona Inez Santiago de San Martine.
I am the world’s greatest lover. I have made love to over a thousand women.
I was twenty-one last Tuesday.
No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied. Only one has rejected me. And as fortune would have it, she is the only one who has ever mattered. This is why, at twenty-one, I had determined to end my life.
But first… one final conquest.
I am the son of the great swordsman, Antonio Garibaldi De Marco. Who was tragically killed defending the honour of my mother, the beautiful, Dona Inez Santiago de San Martine.
I am the world’s greatest lover. I have made love to over a thousand women.
I was twenty-one last Tuesday.
No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied. Only one has rejected me. And as fortune would have it, she is the only one who has ever mattered. This is why, at twenty-one, I had determined to end my life.
But first… one final conquest.
"You want Don Juan DeMarco, the world's greatest lover, to talk to you? What do you know of great love?"
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BernieTaupson
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Re: Elevator Pitch
Suck it or die.
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DemonFilth2001
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Re: Elevator Pitch
I do commercial equipment financing. Up to 2 million dollars. I will rip you off. Read your documents.
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whiteowl yesterday
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Re: Elevator Pitch
DonJuanDeMarco wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2023 9:06 am My name is Don Juan De Marco.
I am the son of the great swordsman, Antonio Garibaldi De Marco. Who was tragically killed defending the honour of my mother, the beautiful, Dona Inez Santiago de San Martine.
I am the world’s greatest lover. I have made love to over a thousand women.
I was twenty-one last Tuesday.
No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied. Only one has rejected me. And as fortune would have it, she is the only one who has ever mattered. This is why, at twenty-one, I had determined to end my life.
But first… one final conquest.
u need to be a author.
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BernieTaupson
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Re: Elevator Pitch
No.
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