Big Wine Glasses

Wild Obsession · Post by **Wild Obsession** » Fri Aug 25, 2023 4:08 pm

My wife bought these large wine glasses (I think a whole fucking bottle of wine fits in the glass) and for some reason they annoy the ever living fuck out of me, it's like a total "Karen" cliche of soccer mom drinking her giant glass of wine at the end of the day.

Danzig in the Dark · Post by **Danzig in the Dark** » Fri Aug 25, 2023 5:25 pm

If she has one of those "Live Laugh Love" decorations too, leave her.

HueyRamone · Post by **HueyRamone** » Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:04 am

My gf just had her bday and requested a wine fridge. So now we have a 3 foot high appliance in the kitchen set to 56 degrees with 1 goddamn bottle of red in it.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:15 am

HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:04 am My gf just had her bday and requested a wine fridge. So now we have a 3 foot high appliance in the kitchen set to 56 degrees with 1 goddamn bottle of red in it.

Won't a whole box or two of wine fit in it?

dmbrocker · Post by **dmbrocker** » Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:48 am

Danzig in the Dark wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2023 5:25 pm If she has one of those "Live Laugh Love" decorations too, leave her.

I'm pretty sure TenBenny has a few of those, doesn't he?

Mojo · Post by **Mojo** » Sat Aug 26, 2023 8:09 am

A bottle of red
A bottle of white
Whatever mood you’re in
To start a fight…

Bono Nettencourt · Post by **Bono Nettencourt** » Sat Aug 26, 2023 8:15 am

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:15 am
HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:04 am My gf just had her bday and requested a wine fridge. So now we have a 3 foot high appliance in the kitchen set to 56 degrees with 1 goddamn bottle of red in it.
Won't a whole box or two of wine fit in it?

Spill the wine, take that pearl...

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Sat Aug 26, 2023 8:25 am

You get a nickel
I'll get a dime
We'll go wild
And buy some wine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c495jrP_Z7M

Bono Nettencourt · Post by **Bono Nettencourt** » Sat Aug 26, 2023 8:27 am

Oh me and the boys have been drinking
Feeling like this is the wrong time for thinking
All I can say is
I'm doing fine with just me and my wine

LeeRatbag · Post by **LeeRatbag** » Sat Aug 26, 2023 10:28 am

HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:04 am My gf just had her bday and requested a wine fridge. So now we have a 3 foot high appliance in the kitchen set to 56 degrees with 1 goddamn bottle of red in it.

The wife got one of those free as a product trial, but we couldn't fit the damn thing in the kitchen so it just sat in the lounge for 18 months. Gave it to some friends last week. Neither of us even drinks much wine nowadays, and there's no point in running two fridges.

Bono Nettencourt · Post by **Bono Nettencourt** » Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:29 pm

So 56 is like "cellar" temp? Is that the concept?

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:52 pm

Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:29 pm So 56 is like "cellar" temp? Is that the concept?

It's a perfect temp for not tasting the straw.

Bono Nettencourt · Post by **Bono Nettencourt** » Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:53 pm

Good point. Or the box.

Sleek · Post by **Sleek** » Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:03 pm

HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:04 am My gf just had her bday and requested a wine fridge. So now we have a 3 foot high appliance in the kitchen set to 56 degrees with 1 goddamn bottle of red in it.

56?

Boone's should be colder, like 45. Mateus is better near room temperature.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:53 pm

Sleek wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:03 pm
Boone's should be colder, like 45. Mateus is better near room temperature.

Ha ha!
When I was about 19, I went solo camping in the winter. I only hiked about a quarter mile into a narrow canyon with a tiny stream.
I slept in a small cave. I had a bottle of Boon's Farm Strawberry and put in the stream to keep it ice cold.

Several years ago, I bought a large bottle of Blue Nun, mainly for the blue glass.
The bottle looked so nice that a friend talked me out of it.

Bono Nettencourt · Post by **Bono Nettencourt** » Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:28 pm

Sleek wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:03 pm
HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:04 am My gf just had her bday and requested a wine fridge. So now we have a 3 foot high appliance in the kitchen set to 56 degrees with 1 goddamn bottle of red in it.
56?

Boone's should be colder, like 45. Mateus is better near room temperature.

Did you ever know anyone who didn't like Mateus?

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Sat Aug 26, 2023 11:13 pm

Mojo · Post by **Mojo** » Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:02 am

Operation: Winecrime.

dmbrocker · Post by **dmbrocker** » Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:52 am

Mojo wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:02 am Operation: Winecrime.

It’ll drive ya Insania!

Bono Nettencourt · Post by **Bono Nettencourt** » Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:38 pm

dmbrocker wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:52 am
Mojo wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:02 am Operation: Winecrime.
It’ll drive ya Insania!

I heard of Dr. X... the man with the cure.

TravisBicklesMohawk · Post by **TravisBicklesMohawk** » Mon Aug 28, 2023 3:29 am

Wine . . . the classy version of raging alcoholic.

Black Stuff · Post by **Black Stuff** » Tue Aug 29, 2023 12:39 pm

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:15 am
HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:04 am My gf just had her bday and requested a wine fridge. So now we have a 3 foot high appliance in the kitchen set to 56 degrees with 1 goddamn bottle of red in it.
Won't a whole box or two of wine fit in it?

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Fri Sep 01, 2023 8:54 am

DonJuanDeMarco · Post by **DonJuanDeMarco** » Fri Sep 01, 2023 11:23 am

Wild Obsession wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2023 4:08 pm My wife bought these large wine glasses (I think a whole fucking bottle of wine fits in the glass) and for some reason they annoy the ever living fuck out of me, it's like a total "Karen" cliche of soccer mom drinking her giant glass of wine at the end of the day.

I like a big wine glass myself. Big rocks/scotch glass too. It helps the alcohol breathe.

At home I actually buy the stemless wine glasses because I kept breaking the regular ones! Maybe buy her a set of stemless ones and see if that annoys you a little less.

Mojo · Post by **Mojo** » Fri Sep 01, 2023 8:42 pm

I've never had a single glass of wine that really made me want more and I've tried tons. It's always just...fine. Meh. We make a mulled wine at Christmas time that's delicious, but regulat-ass wine from a bottle? Don't get it.

MattleyCrue · Post by **MattleyCrue** » Sun Sep 03, 2023 6:08 pm

Those are cool but sometimes I’ll just fill up my GNR pint glass with vino instead of using wine glass

DemonFilth2001 · Post by **DemonFilth2001** » Sun Sep 03, 2023 6:54 pm

MattleyCrue wrote: ↑Sun Sep 03, 2023 6:08 pm Those are cool but sometimes I’ll just fill up my GNR pint glass with vino instead of using wine glass

Lol. I always use my Carolina Panthers pint glass for wine.

Post by **Metal Sludge** » Mon Sep 04, 2023 7:34 pm

Big glasses are for re wine.
I only drink white wine.
The reason I don't like red is because it isn't cold. I don't like any drink that isn't cold.
However, a glass of red with a bloody red slab of prime rib is a different story.

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