Did you ever sit on an exploding toilet in Dunkin Donuts?

[Turner Coates]

https://www.aol.com/news/exploding-toil ... 30598.html

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — A customer has filed a negligence lawsuit against Dunkin', claiming he was injured by an exploding toilet at one of the coffee chain's locations in central Florida.

"CALL FOR MR. HEENAN!"

[Wild Obsession]

Anyone else get a raging hard-on when reading that article?

[Turner Coates]

I guess this place is good as any to tell this story.
I had just arrived in an RV campground in a Mexican fishing village. There was a long haired American guy running around screaming his head off.
It turns out he was renting a casita on the property. The toilet in the casita was clogged. He reported it to the RV park office who sent their workers to blow out the clog with an air compressor. Unfortunately, they hooked the compressor to the pipe outside and blew the clog out through the toilet into the casita.

[TooOldToCare]

I'm too busy blowing up my own toilet.

[Gibsonite]

I guess this place is good as any to tell this story.
I had just arrived in an RV campground in a Mexican fishing village. There was a long haired American guy running around screaming his head off.
It turns out he was renting a casita on the property. The toilet in the casita was clogged. He reported it to the RV park office who sent their workers to blow out the clog with an air compressor. Unfortunately, they hooked the compressor to the pipe outside and blew the clog out through the toilet into the casita.

Was the plumber's name Machado?