Is Valentines Day ❤️ the most p*ssy-whipped day of the year?

[LAglamrocker]

Forced to buy roses
Forced to have Valentines dinner with packed restaurant
Forced to buy gift better than Christmas gift and birthday gift combined

Oh yea forced to buy heart shaped box of candy

[Grendel]

Have you ever been in love?

[LAglamrocker]

Sure the girl on Firehouse debut
Who would spend time, money and shower time with that now?nobody ..besides ever male on MORC now

[TooOldToCare]

My wife and I have a mutual belief in Hallmark Holidays. No gift. A card will do, and we went to a nice dinner last weekend. We don't acknowledge Sweetest Day at all. Hell, one anniversary, we were watching TV a couple days later and simultaneously said, "We missed our anniversary." It was worth a laugh. We don't get serious about that kind of thing.

[LAglamrocker]

Fraiser Crane on Cheers had “everything” money-cool crib- wife-kid but spent time at bar wishing he was Sam

[mullet_head]

I have never seen a woman get in trouble in Valentine's Day for not making arrangements or forgetting to buy a box of candy. I have tried to explain, again and again, how sexist this day is, and how it perpetuates outdated gender roles, but women just tell me to shut the fuck up.

[LAglamrocker]

March 14 is the “payback “ day
Haven’t found Hallmark card for that#welldone

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Like most secular holidays, Feb. 14 is a commercialization of a Christian feast day, that of Valentine, the patron saint of epilepsy, beekeepers and love. And like most Christian observations, it is an adaptation of a more debaucherous pagan holiday.

Lupercalia was a festival celebrating the founders of Rome, Romulus and Remus. In the second month of the year, the priests of Lupercali sacrificed a goat and a dog and cut them into strips. They soaked those strips in blood and went around town slapping virgins with them to increase their fertility.

When Constantine Christianized the empire, the only way to sell the new religion was to rebrand the old feast days. Saturnalia became Christmas and Easter replaced the Festival of Venus. That left Lupercalia, so Pope Gelasius looked around for a good martyr.


There were two or three guys named Valentine who had lived in Rome, and not one, apparently, was in good graces with previous emperors. They were also executed, supposedly and coincidentally, on Feb. 14. One of these Valentines was a priest in 3rd century Rome. The story goes that Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than married ones, so he forbade weddings in his legions. But Valentine conducted marriages in secret and for that he was beheaded. Thus, this tale says, a festival of fecundity became a feast of marriage.

[LAglamrocker]

I hope my ancestors killed the goat and dog-slapped the virgins that’s some awesome family history to pass down
Besides Wrestlemania-Valentines Day is my favorite holiday now

So much pain and misery on couples faces is extremely awesome. Most of men are dog soaked slapped p*ssy-whipped bitch’z

[Love_Industry]

Have you ever been in love?

"There's a question I have been working on for a while, with the help of my therapist of course. The question is "Do you believe in Love?" - Geoff Tate introducing "I Don't Believe in Love" in Stockholm 1995.

[LAglamrocker]

Topless maid (female)Friday afternoon!
2xs month! Comes with light cleaning. Kitchen counters need some work. Topless maid girl money

Therapy scam money ha ha ha Queensryche life-Therapyryche #dorkcitywoman

[HueyRamone]

Topless maid (female)Friday afternoon!
2xs month! Comes with light cleaning. Kitchen counters need some work. Topless maid girl money

Therapy scam money ha ha ha Queensryche life-Therapyryche #dorkcitywoman

Will she dust while Steelheart is on the bluetooth speaker?

[eddie lee roth]

I hope my ancestors killed the goat and dog-slapped the virgins that’s some awesome family history to pass down
Besides Wrestlemania-Valentines Day is my favorite holiday now

So much pain and misery on couples faces is extremely awesome. Most of men are dog soaked slapped p*ssy-whipped bitch’z

Reading that post almost killed me!

[eddie lee roth]

I have never seen a woman get in trouble in Valentine's Day for not making arrangements or forgetting to buy a box of candy. I have tried to explain, again and again, how sexist this day is, and how it perpetuates outdated gender roles, but women just tell me to shut the fuck up.

[LAglamrocker]

Just got back from Manhattan Beach Vons
Got some salmon and red wine to soak it in for few hours. Slapping “virgin” going be fun! I love love love love Valentines Day now! No reason not to celebrate it near 14th every month with a maid

Steelheart gets some love for sure
Today making Steelheart playlist for light cleaning time. Thanks for idea

Stick side up
Dancin in the fire
She’s gone
Can’t stop me loving you
We all die young
We all die young
We all die young
Late for the party

2:30pm
5pm Smackdown from soldout Salt Lake City! #codycrybabies

[Rocker4Real]

One more day for women to get free stuff.

[Bono Nettencourt]

It's a guaranteed score... ofc, to score you have to get a girl 1st.

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Please people it's Lupercalia! Cut up your dog and goat strips, soak them in blood and get to slappin' some virgins!

[Turner Coates]

Valentines were originally intended to be given anomalously.
The other person was supposed to guess who it was from.

[DonJuanDeMarco]

Valentines were originally intended to be given anomalously.
The other person was supposed to guess who it was from.

There is such a fine line between secret admirer and stalker.

[Turner Coates]

Valentines were originally intended to be given anomalously.
The other person was supposed to guess who it was from.

There is such a fine line between secret admirer and stalker.