Is Valentines Day ❤️ the most p*ssy-whipped day of the year?
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Is Valentines Day ❤️ the most p*ssy-whipped day of the year?
Forced to buy roses
Forced to have Valentines dinner with packed restaurant
Forced to buy gift better than Christmas gift and birthday gift combined
Oh yea forced to buy heart shaped box of candy
Forced to have Valentines dinner with packed restaurant
Forced to buy gift better than Christmas gift and birthday gift combined
Oh yea forced to buy heart shaped box of candy
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Have you ever been in love?
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Sure the girl on Firehouse debut
Who would spend time, money and shower time with that now?nobody ..besides ever male on MORC now
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My wife and I have a mutual belief in Hallmark Holidays. No gift. A card will do, and we went to a nice dinner last weekend. We don't acknowledge Sweetest Day at all. Hell, one anniversary, we were watching TV a couple days later and simultaneously said, "We missed our anniversary." It was worth a laugh. We don't get serious about that kind of thing.
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I have never seen a woman get in trouble in Valentine's Day for not making arrangements or forgetting to buy a box of candy. I have tried to explain, again and again, how sexist this day is, and how it perpetuates outdated gender roles, but women just tell me to shut the fuck up.
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March 14 is the “payback “ day
Haven’t found Hallmark card for that#welldone
Haven’t found Hallmark card for that#welldone
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Like most secular holidays, Feb. 14 is a commercialization of a Christian feast day, that of Valentine, the patron saint of epilepsy, beekeepers and love. And like most Christian observations, it is an adaptation of a more debaucherous pagan holiday.
Lupercalia was a festival celebrating the founders of Rome, Romulus and Remus. In the second month of the year, the priests of Lupercali sacrificed a goat and a dog and cut them into strips. They soaked those strips in blood and went around town slapping virgins with them to increase their fertility.
When Constantine Christianized the empire, the only way to sell the new religion was to rebrand the old feast days. Saturnalia became Christmas and Easter replaced the Festival of Venus. That left Lupercalia, so Pope Gelasius looked around for a good martyr.
There were two or three guys named Valentine who had lived in Rome, and not one, apparently, was in good graces with previous emperors. They were also executed, supposedly and coincidentally, on Feb. 14. One of these Valentines was a priest in 3rd century Rome. The story goes that Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than married ones, so he forbade weddings in his legions. But Valentine conducted marriages in secret and for that he was beheaded. Thus, this tale says, a festival of fecundity became a feast of marriage.
Lupercalia was a festival celebrating the founders of Rome, Romulus and Remus. In the second month of the year, the priests of Lupercali sacrificed a goat and a dog and cut them into strips. They soaked those strips in blood and went around town slapping virgins with them to increase their fertility.
When Constantine Christianized the empire, the only way to sell the new religion was to rebrand the old feast days. Saturnalia became Christmas and Easter replaced the Festival of Venus. That left Lupercalia, so Pope Gelasius looked around for a good martyr.
There were two or three guys named Valentine who had lived in Rome, and not one, apparently, was in good graces with previous emperors. They were also executed, supposedly and coincidentally, on Feb. 14. One of these Valentines was a priest in 3rd century Rome. The story goes that Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than married ones, so he forbade weddings in his legions. But Valentine conducted marriages in secret and for that he was beheaded. Thus, this tale says, a festival of fecundity became a feast of marriage.
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I hope my ancestors killed the goat and dog-slapped the virgins that’s some awesome family history to pass down
Besides Wrestlemania-Valentines Day is my favorite holiday now
So much pain and misery on couples faces is extremely awesome. Most of men are dog soaked slapped p*ssy-whipped bitch’z
Besides Wrestlemania-Valentines Day is my favorite holiday now
So much pain and misery on couples faces is extremely awesome. Most of men are dog soaked slapped p*ssy-whipped bitch’z
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Will she dust while Steelheart is on the bluetooth speaker?LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2024 8:06 am Topless maid (female)Friday afternoon!
2xs month! Comes with light cleaning. Kitchen counters need some work. Topless maid girl money
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Reading that post almost killed me!LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 6:06 pm I hope my ancestors killed the goat and dog-slapped the virgins that’s some awesome family history to pass down
Besides Wrestlemania-Valentines Day is my favorite holiday now
So much pain and misery on couples faces is extremely awesome. Most of men are dog soaked slapped p*ssy-whipped bitch’z
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mullet_head wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 4:06 pm I have never seen a woman get in trouble in Valentine's Day for not making arrangements or forgetting to buy a box of candy. I have tried to explain, again and again, how sexist this day is, and how it perpetuates outdated gender roles, but women just tell me to shut the fuck up.
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Just got back from Manhattan Beach Vons
Got some salmon and red wine to soak it in for few hours. Slapping “virgin” going be fun! I love love love love Valentines Day now! No reason not to celebrate it near 14th every month with a maid
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Got some salmon and red wine to soak it in for few hours. Slapping “virgin” going be fun! I love love love love Valentines Day now! No reason not to celebrate it near 14th every month with a maid
Steelheart gets some love for sure
Today making Steelheart playlist for light cleaning time. Thanks for idea
Stick side up
Dancin in the fire
She’s gone
Can’t stop me loving you
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Late for the party
2:30pm
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One more day for women to get free stuff.
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It's a guaranteed score... ofc, to score you have to get a girl 1st.
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Please people it's Lupercalia! Cut up your dog and goat strips, soak them in blood and get to slappin' some virgins!
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Valentines were originally intended to be given anomalously.
The other person was supposed to guess who it was from.
The other person was supposed to guess who it was from.
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There is such a fine line between secret admirer and stalker.Turner Coates wrote: ↑Sat Feb 17, 2024 6:40 pm Valentines were originally intended to be given anomalously.
The other person was supposed to guess who it was from.
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DonJuanDeMarco wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 1:30 pmThere is such a fine line between secret admirer and stalker.Turner Coates wrote: ↑Sat Feb 17, 2024 6:40 pm Valentines were originally intended to be given anomalously.
The other person was supposed to guess who it was from.
I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.