The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 pm

EliseThePiece wrote:Carman is the ruler of the world.

Thank you

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:12 pm

I nominate my alternym Carmanowar to take my place on Ace's nominees.

I'm much funnier when I post as Carman for some reason.

UtahRatt · Post by **UtahRatt** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:22 pm

i'M changing my nYm too SpeedingRatt121, I"ll get a gig width Monty alllllllllright.

EliseThePiece · Post by **EliseThePiece** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:32 pm

bobbystoney wrote:
EliseThePiece wrote:Carman is the ruler of the world.
Thank you

Your welcome. I was crying reading that. I think I will just step down and let you win because yours was way better.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:55 pm

EliseThePiece wrote:
bobbystoney wrote:
EliseThePiece wrote:Carman is the ruler of the world.
Thank you

Your welcome. I was crying reading that. I think I will just step down and let you win because yours was way better.

You have no choice but to step down. I, Carmanowar, will be leading Monty's Crew in no time. Deathcurse does not stand a chance. I beat the skins better than anybody. I taught Rikki Rockett how to play ya know.

Monty610 · Post by **Monty610** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:50 pm

None of my nominees are going to accept, or do any of these menial tasks, so it looks like they'll be the first 3 booted off the show...

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:20 pm

Monty610 wrote:None of my nominees are going to accept, or do any of these menial tasks, so it looks like they'll be the first 3 booted off the show...

Your nominees should not even have been placed in the same category as me, Carmanowar, and the most honorable deathcurse.

Hell, when this is all over even the mighty deathcurse shall bow down before me.

For I am Carmanowar!!! Just listen to me pound on my drum!.............. You hear that bitches? That my friends is greatness.

EliseThePiece · Post by **EliseThePiece** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:42 pm

bobbystoney wrote:
Monty610 wrote:None of my nominees are going to accept, or do any of these menial tasks, so it looks like they'll be the first 3 booted off the show...
Your nominees should not even have been placed in the same category as me, Carmanowar, and the most honorable deathcurse.

Hell, when this is all over even the mighty deathcurse shall bow down before me.

For I am Carmanowar!!! Just listen to me pound on my drum!.............. You hear that bitches? That my friends is greatness.

You could have at least mentioned me out of pity.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:29 pm

For I have no pity!

NickasInSaltLick · Post by **NickasInSaltLick** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:26 pm

Fuck, I leave town for four days and suddenly the band's getting back together. My schedule is cleared.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:13 am

I lose out on this challenge because I haven't the stamina to write a TMC diatribe plus I can't afford the therapy bill afterwards.
Sorry Ace, but there is only so far a man can push himself.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:16 am

Cmon you fucking losers!!! I have more faith in you try GODDAMNIT try!!

Montys Crew is a fucking rags to riches story do you think we would be the supergroup we are if we did not try!

Remember you lazy motherfucks IF is the middle word in LIFE!

Dont be the poor sap who says only if!!

You disgust me!

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:48 am

NOMINEES, Listen up!

ROCKSTAR: Monty's Crew, will likely be decided by just a few points.
You're failure to participate in even a single challenge can bury you.

Remember, even the most half-assed attempt will bring points your way. Let's say each member gives you a "2". That's 10 fuckin' points that you will sorely need by the time we are through.

Band!

Make sure and judge every submission by 3pm Eastern/Noon Pacific time. I will correlate and post the scores.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:04 am

3 HOURS LEFT!!

Still lookin' for submissions from The Creep, The Alterednym, The Retarded and Sanity.....among all the rest who I know ain't gonna produce shit.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:31 am

Well I had a go. Sorry if its lame

http://www.metalsludge.tv/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=69914

I remember once upon a time, I had this amazing weenie that I bought in a supermarket back in England. It couldn't have been more that 2½" long. Well I bought this delectible delight and took it home and showed it to my girlfriend.

Well my girlfriend laughed and said it was the same size as my penis which I found very hurtful. My weenie isn't 2½" , its more like 3½" but that just goes to show how useless women are at judging length.
I should know because of the scrapes on the side of the car, and the mishaped sweater she knitted me.

But then again only you could bring up the word weenie on this board without worrying on whether you would hurt a guys feelings or not.
Do you know how much stigma there is involved when it comes to a man and his shortcomings?
I mean come on show a bit of sensitivity towards me for fucksake.

Thanks to you I am now on the verge of crying and will probably not be able to hold my head up high at work anymore, shit I probably wont be able to deal with another female customer as
long as I live.

You do realise I have grounds for a lawsuit right!

The_Retarded®™ · Post by **The_Retarded®™** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:32 am

The_Retarded®™ wrote:
stagger wrote:what a dumb ass topic. is it all Kiss fans that are mentally retarded around here or just the ones that start topics ?

mE dON'T kNOW wHY yOU cAN't mAKE jUST oNE pOST wITHOUT sAYING sOME kIND oF pOOPY aBOUT mE. mE jUST hERE tO tALK aBOUT mUSIC !

mE hAVE yOU kNOW dAT mE wROTE A pM tO dA mYSTERY mOD tELLING oN yOU, buT sHE sAY shE dON't gIVE a bUTTfUCK. mE rEMEMBER wHEN tHERE wAS a tIME dAT rETARDS rOAMED fREE oN dIS bOARD aND tALKED aBOUT cOOL sTUFF lIKE wINGER aND dOKKEN, aND wE dID iT wIFOUT pUSSY aLTERNYM'S sTALKING uS aND dOING lIBEL tO uS sAYING wE lIKE kISS.

nOW tHERE aRE nO rULES, bUT mE nOT gOING aNYWHERE nO mATTER wHAT yOU sAY, bECAUSE mE aLrEADY kNOW i'M rIGHT aBOUT dIS oNE. mE nOT gOING tO aRGUE wIF yOU nO mATTER hOW bAD yOU wANT mE tO. jUST lEAVE mE oUT oF iT, wHAT'S sO fUCKING hARD tO uNDERSTAND aBOUT dAT, pOOPYhEAD ?

http://www.metalsludge.tv/phpBB2/viewto ... 8&start=30

pOIZOWNED.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:25 am

Here are my scores so far...

The Retarded----9------

Deathcurse-----8-----

Elise----------7------

Sanity-------3-------

Bobby---------2-------

Carman--------10------The attention to LOL's & ROFL's was beyond reproach. That blizzard of bullshit was impeccable. The lack of emoticons concerned me, but the fact that the response he received was IDENTICLE to that which tmc has become accustomed to, ( "^^What the FUCK is that?^^")
pushed it over the top.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:31 am

Its the taking part that counts right?

I want The Retarded and Carman dope tested. There is something fishy going on.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:46 am

Deathcurse..........9
Carmanowar.......9
Elise....................6
Sanity.................6
The Retarded.....7
Bobby Stoney.....1.............you make me sick you are like Vinnie Vincent the chance of a lifetime and are gonna blow it!
Alterdnym...........6

Nobody got a 10 because I did not see "accumulated knowledge" in the rant!

Good job everyone except Bobby! You sickin me!

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:48 am

acefrehleysbeer wrote:Deathcurse..........9
Carmanowar.......9
Elise....................6
Sanity.................6
The Retarded.....7
Bobby Stoney.....1.............you make me sick you are like Vinnie Vincent the chance of a lifetime and are gonna blow it!
Alterdnym...........6

Nobody got a 10 because I did not see "accumulated knowledge" in the rant!

Good job everyone except Bobby! You sickin me!

You going sweet on deathcurse, buddy?

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:52 am

SanityClause wrote:
acefrehleysbeer wrote:Deathcurse..........9
Carmanowar.......9
Elise....................6
Sanity.................6
The Retarded.....7
Bobby Stoney.....1.............you make me sick you are like Vinnie Vincent the chance of a lifetime and are gonna blow it!
Alterdnym...........6

Nobody got a 10 because I did not see "accumulated knowledge" in the rant!

Good job everyone except Bobby! You sickin me!
You going sweet on deathcurse, buddy?

I just want the best person for the job when it comes to MC I am all business like Gene Simmons and I know you could have done better!

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:53 am

acefrehleysbeer wrote: Good job everyone except Bobby! You sickin me!

My job here is done.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:54 am

C'mon guys, I need this gig. I don't want to have to enter the States as an illegal immigrant again and clean toilets for less than minimum wage.

Hmm come to think of it, that probably pays more than you Monty Crew are gonna pay me.

No fuck it, I want the fame, I want fortune, I want the chance to play joe's crab shack.

BTW when I typed in Montys Crew looking for a pic, I got these. Anybody care to elaborate?

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:09 am

You fucker's had better show me some respect.

If I lose this I will gather the greatest ensemble of musicians the world has ever seen. We will call ourselves Stoney's Crue and play at Hooters on the nights you are across town playing Joe's Crab Shack.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:30 am

One more 1 or 2 vote for me out of you sunsbitches and you might as well change your name ta Monty's Who?

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:40 am

bobbystoney wrote:One more 1 or 2 vote for me out of you sunsbitches and you might as well change your name ta Monty's Who?

You don't deserve to play for Montys Crew.

Hire me guys, I'm British. I could be the Keith Moon of the band.

Hell I can't swim so theres a very good chance you could find me floating face down in the swimming pool.
Imagine what that would do for record sales.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:42 am

Don't deserve it?

I'm bobbymuthafuckinstoney fool, I deserve everything I have coming to me.

Uhhhh..yeah. I think that came out right?

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:50 am

We will see.

Post your fucking drum kit mate.
Heres mine with my drum tech.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:54 am

You act like I know how to post a picture.

I'm a drummer fer christ sake, I'm not that smart.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:56 am

Thats why I have a tech, Duh!!!!!