Sarah Palin for President : FUCK YEAH!!!
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“It was quite a speech! Palin has a way of boiling down issues to the most basic parts so that we can all grasp what this country faces. Then she offer well thought out solutions that would be more effective than anything else offered by other candidates. With a laser-like focus, she cut Obama’s failure to pieces and demostrated how completely he has corrupted the American dream. Palin has intelligence, humor, and charisma. The people love her and can’t get enough of her wisdom and incisive observations. As we were warned before hand that she would not announce at this particular event, the disappointment was not as intense as it might have been. However, she must declare her candidacy very soon or a opportunity will be lost to profoundly change this country forever and return to its days of greatness. We must take our country back and Sarah Palin is the one to lead us in that crusade! The alternative is that insane woman who belongs in an asylum, not the White House, Bachmann. Bachmann not only lacks Palin’s grasp and utter mastery of the issues, she lacks a grasp of reality. She and that goofy husband of hers are embarrassments to the Republican Party. Palin, married to a man’s man, and with a family typical of the middle class facing hard times, is one of us. Palin has stepped forward at a moment in history when the American people need her leadership and dynamic ideas. The Tea Party and the vast majority of Americans represented by the movement must not allow itself to be distracted by a nutcake with mental problems. Once Palin announces, Bachmann will be instantly forgotten and her bizarre persona disolve into the mists of history as Sarah Palin explodes across this wonderful republic like a nuclear bomb!“
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She is not going to run.
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She can make more money writing books and doing paid speeches without the risk of showing what a colossal failure she would be as president.
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So Obama would teach her everything he knows during the transition?Sixdgritt wrote: showing what a colossal failure she would be as president.
I swear, if there is one person other than George Bush that will make a liberals anus and pussy bleed at the same time, it's Sarah Palin.
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She couldn't finish her term as the gov and jumped onto the money making bandwagon of preaching to a bunch of Faux News walking dead..Nevermind wrote:So Obama would teach her everything he knows during the transition?Sixdgritt wrote: showing what a colossal failure she would be as president.
I swear, if there is one person other than George Bush that will make a liberals anus and pussy bleed at the same time, it's Sarah Palin.
Some idiots would be willing to hand her over the keys to the highest job in the land and to ease their conscience they say "It's better than who's in there NOW!"
For the record, I have no problem with Ms Palin, but she needs to either announce she's running or shut the fuck up. I don't think she will. She enjoys the attention and the tea tards begging her like Jesus healing the blind beggars..
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Nevermind wrote:I swear, if there is one person other than Obama that will make a conservative's anus and pussy bleed at the same time, it's Al Gore.
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QFT.Crazy Levi wrote:Nevermind wrote:I swear, if there is one person other than Obama that will make a conservative's anus and pussy bleed at the same time, it's Al Gore.
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Great thread.
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I never thought I would see somebody upstage W. in the shit-for-brains department until she came on the scene.
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Well she acclomplished great things in Alaska compared to brain dead Michelle and her teleprompter reading husband. How come Obamas fkn stupid when he talks without a teleprompter?Tommy2Tone84 wrote:I never thought I would see somebody upstage W. in the shit-for-brains department until she came on the scene.
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Accomplished so much she quit her job half way through the term, right?Constantine wrote:Well she acclomplished great things in Alaska compared to brain dead Michelle and her teleprompter reading husband. How come Obamas fkn stupid when he talks without a teleprompter?Tommy2Tone84 wrote:I never thought I would see somebody upstage W. in the shit-for-brains department until she came on the scene.
She should stick with porn. Only thing even remotely interesting about the dumb twat.
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Nor could she win if she did.SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:She is not going to run.
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Exactly. Palin is in it for the cash and her followers are sucked right into it.Sixdgritt wrote:She can make more money writing books and doing paid speeches without the risk of showing what a colossal failure she would be as president.
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Sarah Palin is the Kim Kardashian of politics
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Dr J Jones wrote:Sarah Palin is the Kim Kardashian of politics
Yep, she's probably still banging members of the NBA.
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I'm not sure HMZ.
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“Gimme that nuclear football woudya???“
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Why is someone that's named Speedy so slow?
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Why don't you just be honest and admit you just want to fuck her til her glasses fall off her head. If you really think she has anything positive to contribute to this country then I suggest you take out a school loan and get a degree in political science.Constantine wrote:Well she acclomplished great things in Alaska compared to brain dead Michelle and her teleprompter reading husband. How come Obamas fkn stupid when he talks without a teleprompter?Tommy2Tone84 wrote:I never thought I would see somebody upstage W. in the shit-for-brains department until she came on the scene.
The best thing the Republicans have going for them is Mitt. If they fuck that up and throw Preacher Perry out there they are going to fuck themselves. I don't think the country is over the Bush/Cheney years, though Boehner and others have done a great job deflecting the blame off Bush/Cheney and onto Obama, while he's done nothing but tried to work with the Republican controlled congress and they just keep bending him over and fucking him up the ass.
Obama needs to grow some balls and fast
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Our country would go belly up in a year with Palin in office. She quit halfway through her term of being Governor of one of our country's least populated states of less than 800,000 people. Those facts alone don't exactly equal up to a positive sign that she can run the most powerful country in the world.
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Id love some of that too!Tommy2Tone84 wrote:Why don't you just be honest and admit you just want to fuck her til her glasses fall off her head.
Seems he wants to tax then rich now thats its too late, he should have done that 2 years ago. George Bush was shit but Obama is also a collosal failure, his wife Michelle would have done a better job.Tommy2Tone84 wrote: Obama needs to grow some balls and fast
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David_Lee_Halen wrote:Our country would go belly up in a year with Palin in office. She quit halfway through her term of being Governor of one of our country's least populated states of less than 800,000 people. Those facts alone don't exactly equal up to a positive sign that she can run the most powerful country in the world.
Look at Obama, he was perceived as intelligent, an "orator"....
and hes dumber that a toolbox,,,
Palin is perceived as stupid and clumsy but she is a real person that isnt afraid of talking the truth.
Do you think Obama or George Bush would stand up to the oil giants like she did in Alaska???? She has the balls that pussies like Bush and Obama lack and thats why people are scared of her...
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What are you talking about? She's standing WITH the oil companies you dumbfuck! She wants to open Alaska up to as much drilling as the oil companies have to offer. That's like saying that Stalin was standing up to Communism. They were one and the same.Constantine wrote:David_Lee_Halen wrote:Our country would go belly up in a year with Palin in office. She quit halfway through her term of being Governor of one of our country's least populated states of less than 800,000 people. Those facts alone don't exactly equal up to a positive sign that she can run the most powerful country in the world.
Look at Obama, he was perceived as intelligent, an "orator"....
and hes dumber that a toolbox,,,
Palin is perceived as stupid and clumsy but she is a real person that isnt afraid of talking the truth.
Do you think Obama or George Bush would stand up to the oil giants like she did in Alaska???? She has the balls that pussies like Bush and Obama lack and thats why people are scared of her...
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This.David_Lee_Halen wrote:
What are you talking about? She's standing WITH the oil companies you dumbfuck! She wants to open Alaska up to as much drilling as the oil companies have to offer. That's like saying that Stalin was standing up to Communism. They were one and the same.
Christ, Obama has not made me happy but the Tea Party? It's the methlab of democracy.
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David_Lee_Halen wrote:What are you talking about? She's standing WITH the oil companies you dumbfuck! She wants to open Alaska up to as much drilling as the oil companies have to offer. That's like saying that Stalin was standing up to Communism. They were one and the same.
Drill baby Drill! At least with her as president you wouldnt pay 4$ a gallon, one way Obama has crippled the economy is with his energy policies. He prefer buying the oil from the terrorists states like Saudi Arabia instead of creating jobs for americans. Fact.
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Or those terrorists up in Alberta! Last time I looked they run neck and neck with the KSA for oil we import.
So which is it? Standing up to "Big Oil" or sucking it's cock, so Alaskans can still get their dividend checks and pay no state taxes. AK is one of the biggest welfare queens on the Fed tit around. And I say that as someone who used to get the check.
And shockingly, that $4.00 a gallon is here to stay, as are a lot of higher prices. There isn't enough oil in AK to make a difference and you clearly do not understand how oil markets work. plus, you honestly think those "rugged individualists" up in AK aren't enjoying higher oil prices? Or that they give a shit about the lower 48?
So which is it? Standing up to "Big Oil" or sucking it's cock, so Alaskans can still get their dividend checks and pay no state taxes. AK is one of the biggest welfare queens on the Fed tit around. And I say that as someone who used to get the check.
And shockingly, that $4.00 a gallon is here to stay, as are a lot of higher prices. There isn't enough oil in AK to make a difference and you clearly do not understand how oil markets work. plus, you honestly think those "rugged individualists" up in AK aren't enjoying higher oil prices? Or that they give a shit about the lower 48?
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You're pretty fucking dumb. After we drill everything in sight in Alaska and fuck everything up there, we're gonna depend on the Middle East for oil more than ever, and we'll keep making even more excuses on why we have to go to war with oil rich countries over there. Fucking brainless people like you is why America's falling behind in the world and gonna stay there.Constantine wrote:David_Lee_Halen wrote:What are you talking about? She's standing WITH the oil companies you dumbfuck! She wants to open Alaska up to as much drilling as the oil companies have to offer. That's like saying that Stalin was standing up to Communism. They were one and the same.
Drill baby Drill! At least with her as president you wouldnt pay 4$ a gallon, one way Obama has crippled the economy is with his energy policies. He prefer buying the oil from the terrorists states like Saudi Arabia instead of creating jobs for americans. Fact.
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We. Need a presidunt that'll give us things. We need more programs cus jobs are hard to cum buy. More stemulis spending might crate more jobs. Get the money from the rich people cus it's not right that they have all the money and I'm broke without a job. I'm a citizen u know!!!!!
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Yup, the poor are just looking for a handout.