I don't like them.
I also dislike pink camouflage. Just in case you wondered about my stance on these two things.
Skirts With Pockets
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Pink camouflage SUCKS.
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Never worn either. Guess I'm in the clear.
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You could wear a pink camouflage skirt with pockets and I'd still like you, MurrayFiend.
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Why would bitches ever need any pockets at all? Society allows them to carry purses.
When I go out with the old lady to a bar or something, she never wants to be weighed down by her purse so she gives me her phone, lipstick, license, bank card and whatever else she wants to bring like contact solution, that kind of shit, and I have to put it all in MY pockets cuz she doesn't want her pants to be all bulgy. Every time I try to find my lighter I gotta empty my fucking personal effects onto the bar like I'm getting booked into lock-up or something.
Pockets for chick clothes... why fucking bother? It's like making condoms for the Pope.
When I go out with the old lady to a bar or something, she never wants to be weighed down by her purse so she gives me her phone, lipstick, license, bank card and whatever else she wants to bring like contact solution, that kind of shit, and I have to put it all in MY pockets cuz she doesn't want her pants to be all bulgy. Every time I try to find my lighter I gotta empty my fucking personal effects onto the bar like I'm getting booked into lock-up or something.
Pockets for chick clothes... why fucking bother? It's like making condoms for the Pope.
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I don't usually carry a purse, but I also don't make anyone else carry my shit. I travel light, just a lipstick, keys, and debit card/ID, so my pockets don't bulge.exitflagger wrote:Why would bitches ever need any pockets at all? Society allows them to carry purses.
When I go out with the old lady to a bar or something, she never wants to be weighed down by her purse so she gives me her phone, lipstick, license, bank card and whatever else she wants to bring like contact solution, that kind of shit, and I have to put it all in MY pockets cuz she doesn't want her pants to be all bulgy. Every time I try to find my lighter I gotta empty my fucking personal effects onto the bar like I'm getting booked into lock-up or something.
Pockets for chick clothes... why fucking bother? It's like making condoms for the Pope.
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Maybe she's just trying to tell you that your pants are less bulgy than she would like.exitflagger wrote: When I go out with the old lady to a bar or something, she never wants to be weighed down by her purse so she gives me her phone, lipstick, license, bank card and whatever else she wants to bring like contact solution, that kind of shit, and I have to put it all in MY pockets cuz she doesn't want her pants to be all bulgy.
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Not possible. I've been stuffing my drawers with rolled up socks for years. I call it my "wonderwear".knuckles.is.contractual wrote:Maybe she's just trying to tell you that your pants are less bulgy than she would like.
You'd think she would catch on after all this time.
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That wasn't socks.IDIAMINDADA wrote:You are supposed to stuff the front by the way.
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I feel like I was awfully negative in that first post of mine, so I'll say something I like. Bookmarks. Also, parties.
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I can't remember the last time I bought a skirt that had pockets; it was probably a jean skirt back in 98.
I hate purses, though - I usually leave mine in the car.
I hate purses, though - I usually leave mine in the car.
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Rompers with pockets are ok too. As long as the whole romper is cute.
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But...but...but...rompers are never cute! Now I'm just confused.Bridget wrote:Rompers with pockets are ok too. As long as the whole romper is cute.
Bridget, I hope you know that when I marry your cousin I plan to wear a pink camouflage denim skirt with pockets. Hopefully you'll be able to see past your negativity on that joyous day.
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I own 4 skirts with pockets and wear them all the time.
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It's cool. I'll be wearing a romper. My cousin LOVES rompers.MissBrownstone wrote:But...but...but...rompers are never cute! Now I'm just confused.Bridget wrote:Rompers with pockets are ok too. As long as the whole romper is cute.
Bridget, I hope you know that when I marry your cousin I plan to wear a pink camouflage denim skirt with pockets. Hopefully you'll be able to see past your negativity on that joyous day.
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And FYI - the romper as beach cover-up is cute. Even if it makes your butt look big.
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I've noticed a small romper trend the past few years, but I don't think anyone older than, say, 5 years old should wear one. You could be the sole exception to the rule, B, i don't know.Bridget wrote:And FYI - the romper as beach cover-up is cute. Even if it makes your butt look big.
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I doubt I am, but let's just pretend.The Mighty Woosh wrote:I've noticed a small romper trend the past few years, but I don't think anyone older than, say, 5 years old should wear one. You could be the sole exception to the rule, B, i don't know.Bridget wrote:And FYI - the romper as beach cover-up is cute. Even if it makes your butt look big.