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exitflagger
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My New Personal Policy

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If you say "Shut the front door!" as a substitute for "Shut the fuck up!" while in my physical presence, you WILL incur a swift punch to the throat.

No exceptions.

Have a nice day.
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exitflagger wrote:If you say "Shut the front door!" as a substitute for "Shut the fuck up!" while in my physical presence, you WILL incur a swift punch to the throat.

No exceptions.

Have a nice day.
Have you actually been in the presence of someone saying this? If so, I suggest you surround yourself with new people.
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Bridget wrote:Have you actually been in the presence of someone saying this?
I've only overheard it. I'm starting to hear it more on TV which means it'll soon be more pervasive than anybody should allow it to be.

I honestly don't think any court in the land would disagree that "Shut the front door" requires a response of justifiable assault and battery. Murder, on the other hand might be a bit much but hey, sometimes these things happen.
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exitflagger wrote: I honestly don't think any court in the land would disagree that "Shut the front door" requires a response of justifiable assault and battery. Murder, on the other hand might be a bit much but hey, sometimes these things happen.
I think the worst you'd get is a slap on the wrist.
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The horse is going to get out of the barn!
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exitflagger wrote:
Bridget wrote:Have you actually been in the presence of someone saying this?
I've only overheard it. I'm starting to hear it more on TV which means it'll soon be more pervasive than anybody should allow it to be.

I honestly don't think any court in the land would disagree that "Shut the front door" requires a response of justifiable assault and battery. Murder, on the other hand might be a bit much but hey, sometimes these things happen.
Murder requires premedititation. I'm thinking justifiable homicide in the name of eradicating this scourge.
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