Oral Sex Complications (receiving end)
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Have you taken into consideration that it may not have been his facial stubble, but his labial bubbles that caused this irritation? Has this itching pain recurred, and how many of your partners have afterwards developed similar problems?
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Iron Duck wrote:Have you taken into consideration that it may not have been his facial stubble, but his labial bubbles that caused this irritation? Has this itching pain recurred, and how many of your partners have afterwards developed similar problems?
STFU nerd.
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How about a guy who didn't know wtf he was doing?
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lesson :guys we should shave before going down on our girls
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Or just try to not bury your whole fucking face in her crotch.
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Exactly.slash69 wrote:Or just try to not bury your whole fucking face in her crotch.
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Had this problem when the wife and I first got together and she just made it a point to let me know that a smooth face was appreciated and she has had 15 years of non irritated pussy eating. And fuck that shit about not burying your whole face in it.....that shit tastes so sweet I'd stick my whole head in if I could.
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Gentlemen, consider this a warning. If you're going to go a'munching you've gotta take care of your face. That Don Johnson 80's stubble that you think gives you that rugged look sucks. Either grow enough beard that you can use shampoo and a conditioner of some kind on it, or shave, ya lazy bastards.
Over the years of being married I've had to learn this the hard way. If my face felt like sand paper, or (when I'd grow one) the beard was more like a brillo pad, the wife was not real happy with me eating at the Y, no matter how talented the tongue. Don't be lazy, your lady will thank you.
Conversely ladies, if we're going to go through the trouble to offer up a nice smooth face, or a nice soft beard to tickle your neither regions, either keep the landing pad smooth, or keep a soft enough strip down there, so we don't end up with a rug burn on our face.
Over the years of being married I've had to learn this the hard way. If my face felt like sand paper, or (when I'd grow one) the beard was more like a brillo pad, the wife was not real happy with me eating at the Y, no matter how talented the tongue. Don't be lazy, your lady will thank you.
Conversely ladies, if we're going to go through the trouble to offer up a nice smooth face, or a nice soft beard to tickle your neither regions, either keep the landing pad smooth, or keep a soft enough strip down there, so we don't end up with a rug burn on our face.
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jeffjessie wrote:Shaving is common sense isn't it? I think I learned that when I was 16.
Are you implying that this man has no common sense?
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Guess this means I can't kiss your boo-boo.shandi666 wrote:once a guy bit my clit so hard it swelled up and bruised.... ouch
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maybe you needed to do some landscaping
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that's hot.Meikai wrote:I don't know WHO in their right mind taught him this, but the ex had a nasty habbit of biting. Nibbling on my thighs is one thing, but flat out biting my clit is a huge NO. A couple of choke holds with my thighs eventually broke this habbit. Took all I could to not kick him in the nose.
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My old lady likes a little clit nibble.
I realized how important shaving is to a woman when I ended up being on the reverse.
She had 5 O'clock shadow down there, and I was clean shaven(very rare for me).
My girl is pretty good with upkeep though, I don't think she goes more than a day without a nice clean shave down there.
I realized how important shaving is to a woman when I ended up being on the reverse.
She had 5 O'clock shadow down there, and I was clean shaven(very rare for me).
My girl is pretty good with upkeep though, I don't think she goes more than a day without a nice clean shave down there.
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Re: Oral Sex Complications (receiving end)
Stubble can be quite sexy, especially when they gently tickle you on your lower stomach or your inner thighs before they get down to business, but if there's stubble, they can't shove their face down there like a horse in a feedback of oats (which might be very entertaining if they were clean shaven) - they have to refrain from using anything more than their tongues.KrazyKat wrote:Hmmm, my bf's occasional stubble tickles me nicely, but he has a good oral technique, so it's never painful.tweet75 wrote:lesson :guys we should shave before going down on our girls
Beard burn in your lady parts is no joke.
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