ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
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...we stopped at a restaurant to eat and I was wearing a Sludge shirt. Someone came up and asked me if I read the messageboard - I touched cloth for a split second and then said the shirt was my husband's and just looked at them retardedly.
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viewtopic.php?f=1&t=206906&start=60ZVD wrote:Stop trying to be clever, you aren't very good at it. At best you're an "yeah I know, huh" sidekick to the small number of trolls that have had a hardon for me this year.
"Small number of trolls".
"This year".
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I never thought Zakk would be able to top his "Sometimes I go to bed at night and think "Man, today was great
day on Sludge" faggotry until I read this shit about him fucking his girlfriend and bringing deathcurse into it:
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=207147&p=4268712#p4268712
Seriously, how in the fuck do you look at your bitch and say, "Honey, tonight we're going to try to fuck to
Rush because deathcurse issued a challenge on the internet."
And even more serious, what bitch doesn't look at you and immediately say "Get the fuck out"?
This girl has to be a real piece of work.
day on Sludge" faggotry until I read this shit about him fucking his girlfriend and bringing deathcurse into it:
ZakkVanDime wrote:no but I did take up deathcurse's challenge to try to get laid to a Rush song. Actually made it through half a verse of "Tom Sawyer" before I lost my erection and her vag dried up.
seriously, she laughed and said "tell that deathcurse guy we tried, but.....no." *reaches for remote*
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=207147&p=4268712#p4268712
Seriously, how in the fuck do you look at your bitch and say, "Honey, tonight we're going to try to fuck to
Rush because deathcurse issued a challenge on the internet."
And even more serious, what bitch doesn't look at you and immediately say "Get the fuck out"?
This girl has to be a real piece of work.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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Or imaginary..
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This thread just keeps on giving.
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ZakkVanDime wrote:no but I did take up deathcurse's challenge to try to get laid to a Rush song. Actually made it through half a verse of "Tom Sawyer" before I lost my erection and her vag dried up.
seriously, she laughed and said "tell that deathcurse guy we tried, but.....no." *reaches for remote*
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Beat ya to it.
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True, but it was worth repeating. That one will be worth requoting as a paragon of douchebaggery long after he is gone from this board.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Beat ya to it.
It has "Owned and Schooled" potential. Nome sane?
eta - This was one of those quotes where I tried to think of some crack to go with it, but really, there is nothing I could have added to make it funnier or more sad. Except maybe the visual of Zack airdrumming while in the act.
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I'm still not so sure that it beats admitting to going to bed and thinking that it was a good day on Sludge.
At least it involves him being in some pussy, even if she was thinking about deathcurse.
At least it involves him being in some pussy, even if she was thinking about deathcurse.
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EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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Motherfucker!
Those office temps aren't fucking around are they?
Those office temps aren't fucking around are they?
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enter your username wrote:SatanHimself wrote:
unreal!
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...we stopped at a restaurant to eat and I was wearing a Sludge shirt. Someone came up and asked me if I read the messageboard - I touched cloth for a split second and then said the shirt was my husband's and just looked at them retardedly.
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enter your username wrote:SatanHimself wrote:
Stoner wrote:
...we stopped at a restaurant to eat and I was wearing a Sludge shirt. Someone came up and asked me if I read the messageboard - I touched cloth for a split second and then said the shirt was my husband's and just looked at them retardedly.
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self-ownage
ZakkVanDime wrote:shaved my head for the first time today:
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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His girlfriend's arms are MUCH less hairy.
I'm NOT digging the chromedome, but hey....he knows that in my phone, he's listed as Zakkvandumbass, anyway!
I'm NOT digging the chromedome, but hey....he knows that in my phone, he's listed as Zakkvandumbass, anyway!
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EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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Apparently his church is progressive and doesn't object to the celebration of evil that is Halloween? After all, they certainly allow him to be a "rock star" every weekend, right?
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NO WAY, HE IS NOT ASHAMED!!!!!!!!!
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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Amazing that such a thing could exist, huh?
Yeah, shocks shit out of me, too.
Yeah, shocks shit out of me, too.
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I'll be amazed if they even get to the ceremony.enter your username wrote:How many think the marriage will last more than a year? Over and under time. I say under.
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I didn't knew a homosapien would want to marry zakk.
Has anyone actually seen "her" walking on 2 legs or you people assumed it shares the same DNA as us?
Has anyone actually seen "her" walking on 2 legs or you people assumed it shares the same DNA as us?
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Their engagement pic was posted already.
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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I've met her in person. So has LarsMcBrain.grishnak boss wrote:I didn't knew a homosapien would want to marry zakk.
Has anyone actually seen "her" walking on 2 legs or you people assumed it shares the same DNA as us?
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She did not appear to be be pregnant at the end of August, nor has anyone confirmed if she is pregnant, to my knowledge.enter your username wrote:Was she walking on 2 legs? How many months pregnant is she?Calexxia wrote:
I've met her in person. So has LarsMcBrain.
She was walking on two legs. She's actually cute, if you like that type and seemed like a nice enough gal.
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I heard she's a bit of a hefer but she's not pregnant. She was a single mom when zvd met her so at this point the Earth hasn't been cursed with any ZVbabies yet.
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.