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Some sad old fat bitch from England says that they regularly fuck...I think 'IN HER DREAMS' would be more accurate. Anyone got any info on Mr Keifer? Does he fool around?
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Well, he'd actually have to go on tour to do that, lol. The times I've ever seen him around town, he's been with his family.
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Married and faithful. I think your friend has a big imagination.
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Especially considering they haven't played over in a long arse time.
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HAIRFORCEONE wrote:Married and faithful. I think your friend has a big imagination.
Certainly never met her, but she does tell everyone I know that she regularly gets flown over to New York by him for weekend sex. I think she is actually a bit of a fantasist...sorry NUTS. :lol:
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Well yea being that Tom don't live anywhere close to New York. At least she picked an attractive one to spout her fantasies about.
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Crazy, delusional bitches...you gotta love 'em
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She posts all about it on her myspace and facebook constantly-along with fake photos of models that she claims are her when she was young!! Jesus, what a psycho! Poor Tom Keifer. :(
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is this chick named Lisa Vie?
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kinkycat wrote:She posts all about it on her myspace and facebook constantly-along with fake photos of models that she claims are her when she was young!! Jesus, what a psycho! Poor Tom Keifer. :(
Is she a big, black, older girl who also claims to sleep with Steven Tyler?
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SuchaDelite wrote:
kinkycat wrote:She posts all about it on her myspace and facebook constantly-along with fake photos of models that she claims are her when she was young!! Jesus, what a psycho! Poor Tom Keifer. :(
Is she a big, black, older girl who also claims to sleep with Steven Tyler?
Yes that's her! She is in her 40s and quite a large lady but wears really tight lycra and all this multi-colored jewerely. She says Steven Tyler is her regular lover and he flies her over to places for sex. She scares me...a total nut job! :shock:
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i want a link to her myspace. that is hilarious. i have to see that.
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Don't know her myspace url but here are some pics:

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Hot!

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Anyway...back to Tom Keifer...So he is very faithful then? No hope at all I guess? :cry:
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I don't think I've ever heard anything about him being into the whole groupie scene. He's defiantly aged well. Actually I think all of the Rella boys have.
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HAIRFORCEONE wrote:I don't think I've ever heard anything about him being into the whole groupie scene.
Even back in the day, Tom was never really into groupies. Eric, on the other hand...
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Yea I've heard the stories about what a bad boy Eric was back then. He's really mellowed since he married Inga. Besides... if he'd mess around on her I have no doubt she could kick his ass.
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HAIRFORCEONE wrote:He's really mellowed since he married Inga. Besides... if he'd mess around on her I have no doubt she could kick his ass.
So I have heard -- I used to know Eric fairly well back in the day so it's a bit hard to imagine Eric being faithful to any woman, but we all have to grow up sometime -- so good for him and good for Inga.
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So that woman must be lying when she says he is her regular lover and flies her to New York from London for weekends of sex.

Why would someone make up such a massive web of lies and carry on and on with it?
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Are you evening reading what you are typing??

Tom Keifer doesn't have the kind of money to fly in some hussie for sex.

And he hardly leaves his home state.

I think the bitch is just crazy.
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Nicole76 wrote:Well, he'd actually have to go on tour to do that, lol. The times I've ever seen him around town, he's been with his family.
Nashville, right? I think I've seen him in that mall near the Opry. He looked really grumpy and disheveled. That's all I've got!
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I totally would call her a sad old bitch to her face because by the look of her, I could probably out run her!
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Classy Fred Blassy wrote:
kinkycat wrote:Don't know her myspace url but here are some pics:

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I think you'll find that she's a wrestler that goes by the name of Awesome Kong. I very much doubt you would call her a sad old bitch to her face.

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kinkycat wrote:Don't know her myspace url but here are some pics:

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Is that Awesome Kong of TNA?
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LMFAO!!! Yes and this is supposed to be not only Tom Keifer's regular fuck buddy but also Steven Tyler's girlfriend!!!
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How old is she ? 40? 50? Anyway, I can't picture Tom or Steven hitting that.
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ThePiratess wrote:How old is she ? 40? 50? Anyway, I can't picture Tom or Steven hitting that.
She is an obese 43/44 year old who has created a fantasy world because I suppose she has a very colorless and sad life. It's so funny because she advertises herself as ROCK ROYALTY as she tells everyone that she is Steven Tyler's regular fuck buddy. I actually do feel sorry for her. This 'rock royalty' can't even get passes for regular shitty bands in small clubs.
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Jazzario wrote:
kinkycat wrote:Some sad old fat bitch from England says that they regularly fuck...I think 'IN HER DREAMS' would be more accurate. Anyone got any info on Mr Keifer? Does he fool around?

The only sad bitch i know is roxana shirazi. that bitch that lied that dizzy reed got her pregnant. and george galloway too. the fucking bitch is an aids ridden whore! got any gossip on the tranny looking balding fat fucker, called roxana shirazi?
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My friend who dated Tom's wife before they were married claims Tom is physically abusive. Can anyone else back this up?
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