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do any girls still give bjs to get backstage?
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I've never heard of anyone actually doing that, and I ran with a slutty crowd.
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the satanic sluts, look them up. Saw them begging the security with my own eyes. Pretty ladies but shitty attitudes.
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tweet75 wrote:do any girls still give bjs to get backstage?
I have a great idea. It's like a science project. Why don't you try it, document your findings and get back to us?

I'm sure you'll find it more fulfilling than incessantly posting vapid, inane questions and news links.
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In the 80's it was not unheard of...o.k. it was actually rampant!! If we didn't know the band or some one working for the band and they were not in town the night before...we brought our friend Tella that would do anything we asked her...that was one of them.
Totally evil, yes. But we didn't want to be doing the deed...so we found some one that would.
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Jesus fuck. You must have been some ugly, used up, un-charming bitches.

Dumb hooker.
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I remember some older friends took me to see Motley on Theater of Pain tour. Both were girls, one of them hooked up with a roadie. They went to the very top level of the arena and she blew him in the seats. He gave her a backstage pass and she stuck in on her panties. She was wearing a mini skirt. Whenever she needed to show the pass she would lift up her skirt.

Also remember the same girl being totally pissed at a Judas Priest concert. She blew the whole band.....except for Rob. She was saying he was a stuck up mother fucker with a bad attitude :lol:

BTW, she was in 9th or 10th grade.
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lakebeast wrote:I remember some older friends took me to see Motley on Theater of Pain tour. Both were girls, one of them hooked up with a roadie. They went to the very top level of the arena and she blew him in the seats. He gave her a backstage pass and she stuck in on her panties. She was wearing a mini skirt. Whenever she needed to show the pass she would lift up her skirt.

Also remember the same girl being totally pissed at a Judas Priest concert. She blew the whole band.....except for Rob. She was saying he was a stuck up mother fucker with a bad attitude :lol:

BTW, she was in 9th or 10th grade.

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Mitzi Dupree wrote:
tweet75 wrote:do any girls still give bjs to get backstage?
I have a great idea. It's like a science project. Why don't you try it, document your findings and get back to us?

I'm sure you'll find it more fulfilling than incessantly posting vapid, inane questions and news links.

fuck u dumb bitch...this is Sludge and the Ho board
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Rowan1123 wrote: Rob doesn't have a bad attitude, but he is gay. Seriously I thought this was old news.
Your reading comprehension is severely lacking.
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cookie wrote:the satanic sluts, look them up. Saw them begging the security with my own eyes. Pretty ladies but shitty attitudes.

Who knew NikkiQ was a satanic slut?
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KneelandBobDylan wrote:
cookie wrote:the satanic sluts, look them up. Saw them begging the security with my own eyes. Pretty ladies but shitty attitudes.

Who knew NikkiQ was a satanic slut?
It's funny 'cause it's true! :P

(Apart from the giving blowjobs/begging security to get backstage part!)
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WTF is a Satanic Slut?
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Funkychik02 wrote:WTF is a Satanic Slut?

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I've seen the site, and it answers fuckall, smart ass.
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Apparently they are a collective. Like the Borg. But more PVC and fake blood.
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That idea scares me. :shock:
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Never had to...I am the type of girl who likes to let a guy know I want to spend more time with him-without having to blow some nasty roadie or five to get there-if he doesn't feel the same, then, eh...I move on. I guess something of that calibur is moreso for the desperate type of "ho". ;)
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cookie wrote:Apparently they are a collective. Like the Borg. But more PVC and fake blood.
i think i met some of them at the Underworld in Camden Town....
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You blow a roadie and then what? You go backstage and the entire band knows what you had to do to get there, won't touch you because they know you just blew a road dog that probably hasn't bathed since a week before and they were blown three times a day by other stupid, desparate chicks like you in every city.


Blow all the roadies you want to get backtsage, they need love too, -but chances are all that will get you is the band's crap deli tray, that has been sitting out all day, free beer if you are lucky and a case of the clap, crabs or some other std. Good times!

OH and PS they will all talk about you when you are gone, and none of it is good.
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Aquanetsuperhold wrote:You blow a roadie and then what? You go backstage and the entire band knows what you had to do to get there, won't touch you because they know you just blew a road dog that probably hasn't bathed since a week before and they were blown three times a day by other stupid, desparate chicks like you in every city.


Blow all the roadies you want to get backtsage, they need love too, -but chances are all that will get you is the band's crap deli tray, that has been sitting out all day, free beer if you are lucky and a case of the clap, crabs or some other std. Good times!

OH and PS they will all talk about you when you are gone, and none of it is good.

Cheers. Well said. :)
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That's something I would never do. But, if that's what some girl wants/has to do to get a pass, so what?

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tweet75 wrote:do any girls still give bjs to get backstage?
Of course they do. These girls are so messed up and have zero self respect. When they dream of giving the drummer in Tesla a blowjob whats stopping them from giving some security guy a bj as well. I mean whats the difference. In both situation they are seen as worthless thrash. They are only spoken to because they give oral sex. They are sexually exploited, witout any joy or satisfaction for themselves. The only difference is that the Tesla dude is famous.
Dont belive what these sluts say about beeing fucked and getting orgasms, thats maximum 1 in 10 times. 9 out of 10 they voluntarily get down on their knees to get exploited down their throat.
The "stars" always says: " I am a bit tired today, and its been so long since I had a blowjob...you think you could do it ?" The stupid slut of course belives this crap and starts sucking.
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Aquanetsuperhold wrote:You blow a roadie and then what? You go backstage and the entire band knows what you had to do to get there, won't touch you because they know you just blew a road dog that probably hasn't bathed since a week before and they were blown three times a day by other stupid, desparate chicks like you in every city.


Blow all the roadies you want to get backtsage, they need love too, -but chances are all that will get you is the band's crap deli tray, that has been sitting out all day, free beer if you are lucky and a case of the clap, crabs or some other std. Good times!

OH and PS they will all talk about you when you are gone, and none of it is good.

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sorry your girlfriend sucked a dick to get backstage. luckily she's your ex. if not... enjoy the future taste of more dicks.
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