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I just want to jump in and say that all those youtube links that sludger posted were fucking HILARIOUS! Especially got a kick out of the first link where it basically sounded like a poorly staged drunken karaoke night! He probably thought he was all cool up on stage being that drunk when in fact he just looked like every other poor drunken joe shmo who takes things too far in front of others.

Not to mention it seemed like he gave up being an alcoholic to becoming full-blown OCD! Can you imagine the kind of coronaries he'd have if things fucked up onstage nowadays as much as they did back then?

His live performances got terribly boring and routine without all the spontaneous mess-ups that used to happen. Not saying that doing drugs and/or being a drunkard are things to strive for, but I will say that life is a lot more fun if you don't walk around with a wad up your ass all the time fretting for things to be absolutely "perfect".
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How to destroy eardrums just posted that they are selling round 2 of limited edition ugly T shirts at their web store for $49.99 each. Coudn't have seen that one coming :lol: It looks like people are paying for the music by buying the super expensive "limited edition" t-shirts. Trent keeps trying to come up with ways of getting as much money $$$ from his waning fanbase. And it's so eays to see through Trent's moneymaking schemes.
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Oh for christ sake, he needs to quit. This is embarassing. This is exactly like my dad. Embarassing extreme. Notice the word ASS is in there.


Q can't sing. Period. And after popping out a mini Trent she won't be around to sing (*snort*)

Think he'll hire a nanny with the dough he's got?

Or delegate her to the kitchen barefooted?

Go with that Quaker upbringing?
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49.99 for a teeshirt?
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BaGawker2.0 wrote:49.99 for a teeshirt?
They have a special button sewed in a pouch under the "D" that plays "The Space in Between" (since the beat sounds a bit like a heartbeat) when you press it.

You're gonna be all the rage at parties, so you have to pay premium for the privilege.

P.S. - What cheek, to charge so much for a t-shirt during these ramen days. That isn't even an *established* band... why would anyone need such an expensive memento of something that will most probably get relegated to the "embarrassing project to prove I'm still prolific and vital" pile. He might as well have a palm tattooed to his face - what with the year long facepalm he'll eventually be compelled to do - and he might still need both hands for things.
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I'd only pay 49.99 for a t-shirt ---but i'd would have to be after a kick ass concert where lead singer would have to bring me a vanilla coke and find my g-spot.

Other than that, its not worth it.


...and especially not for this schmo
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:
BaGawker2.0 wrote:49.99 for a teeshirt?
They have a special button sewed in a pouch under the "D" that plays "The Space in Between" (since the beat sounds a bit like a heartbeat) when you press it.
Are you fucking kidding? :lol:

My kid has a High School Musical shirt like that, except it plays some bullshit clip from the soundtrack.


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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Are you fucking kidding? :lol:

My kid has a High School Musical shirt like that, except it plays some bullshit clip from the soundtrack.


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Fuck yeah!

You know those speshul edishin tees are already sold out too...

Trent: 1, Fans: 0
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:
BaGawker2.0 wrote:49.99 for a teeshirt?
They have a special button sewed in a pouch under the "D" that plays "The Space in Between" (since the beat sounds a bit like a heartbeat) when you press it.

Did Q make the button with her nice button machine?
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taste_the_rainbow wrote:I can't believe this thread is still open. Has anyone seen the baby bump yet?
BachRock wrote:From Rolling Stone:

Having wrestled with world annihilation in Nine Inch Nails, Trent Reznor is dealing with his scariest subject ever: marriage. His new trio is fronted by his wife, Mariqueen Maandig, and married life doesn't exactly sound like bliss. In an eerily comatose voice, Maandig imagines the couple's guts getting ripped out onstage: "Opened up, proudly on display/What we tried so hard to hide away." Reznor's torture-device beats only magnify the push-pull between them. "Yes, now I need you," Maandig finally admits. Which might be sweet, if that song wasn't called "Parasite."
I see she's stolen his generic lyrics as well as vernacular.

Parasite: "Opened up, proudly on display."

REP-TI-UHL!: "She spreads herself wide open."

Both of which are appropriate to Rentaqueen. Maybe their next song will be called Snail Trail.


LMAO!

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http://rob-sheridan.com/main.php#/IMAGES/PHOTOGRAPHY/2

he should have got his sheepmaster and the whore to pose for this pic
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leatherette can you please take me OFF of your avie?

Don't understand why you have it there anyhow. Like you'd want to be me LMAO.

I'll let you keep it if you take my kids for a week and tell them you're their aunt 'Leather'.

PS....they do dishes, and laundry. I shit you not. They also do wood floors and carpet cleaning.

They cook too. :mrgreen:

I'm trying to make nice (guh....sickening.) I'm also trying to pawn off my USEFULL spawn.

If you aren't a taker.....SOMEONE BE A TAKER!

please?
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Cashmere -

You would take the time to mention me after having taken such a long "hiatus".

A little something to soothe your bruised ego:

A message from me to you

Stop hatin', Sludge...oops, I mean Cashmere. It'll give you (more) wrinkles.
Wikkedsyn wrote:http://rob-sheridan.com/main.php#/IMAGES/PHOTOGRAPHY/2

he should have got his sheepmaster and the whore to pose for this pic
I don't want to jump to conclusions, but Rob and Tamar were about as subtle as a ballpeen hammer to the kneecap with this "mod art piece". Heartwarming, isn't it?

P.S. - I would've never pegged TR as a whitey tighties kinda guy, but Rob would know...
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Cashmere-what's your point about those articles?
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Cashmere wrote:Good for you shitmouth, you have successfully run almost all the people who posted here off the board. Good job. And we wondered, "why is she always on this board, day and night reading PMs"? Now we know. Ooops, the only one here without a job is shitmouth posting all over the web about a band she just started listening to... Unfortunately you fool no one, grow up.
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Cashmere wrote:
I don't take "hiatus". I just didn't post in this thread. Go fuck yourself Amouthfulofshit.
Ah, you mean you took a hiatus from this particular nym. I get it.
oops, I meant Trent Reznor employee!!!!
Me, Trent's employee? Hardly.

That post was filled a year and some change ago by a sweet talker named simply "the Q."

Personally, I'd prefer that my dealings with him lean more towards pleasure than cold hard business, but that's not much of a surprise, is it?

There are no wrinkles and no photos online, but I'm sure you searched all over the web for those didn't you?

I know sweetie, trace my tracks... I'm not Sludger. Good for you shitmouth, you have successfully run almost all the people who posted here off the board. Good job. And we wondered, "why is she always on this board, day and night reading PMs"? Now we know. Ooops, the only one here without a job is shitmouth posting all over the web about a band she just started listening to... Unfortunately you fool no one, grow up.
As for how you look, I couldn't give less of a shit, and unlike you, I have no desire to stalk Reznor all over the 'nets.

P.S. - Running the risk of sounding ridiculously cheesy, my job is pwning you... and by the way things are looking, I'm due for a bonus.

Bahahahaha.

Go menstruate your horrible red font somewhere else, "Cashmere".
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Rich-Bich wrote:Cashmere-what's your point about those articles?
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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I don't get the point of the articles either, but The League of Extraordinary Industrial Retards was funny.
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sludger wrote: Dumb bitch, you are being investigated for any association to Jarret L. Wold/Timothy M. LeBlanc/Sevenfire hacking into websites and tracing ip address. Keep on with you ass showing. It's called a "set up". Hot damn.

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^^ I just read about that whole jessi slaughter shit

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BaGawker2.0 wrote:^^ I just read about that whole jessi slaughter shit
I hate reality shows, but if that was made into a reality show I would watch it religiously.
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sevenfire2 wrote:
sludger wrote: Dumb bitch, you are being investigated for any association to Jarret L. Wold/Timothy M. LeBlanc/Sevenfire hacking into websites and tracing ip address. Keep on with you ass showing. It's called a "set up". Hot damn.

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LMAO
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sevenfire2 wrote:
sludger wrote: Dumb bitch, you are being investigated for any association to Jarret L. Wold/Timothy M. LeBlanc/Sevenfire hacking into websites and tracing ip address. Keep on with you ass showing. It's called a "set up". Hot damn.
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Not so much! sludger just proved that you're still lurking here. LOL!!!
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It's the first time I've been on the board in a while. I was out, well, being outside.

And son of a bitch she's done backtraced me. :(
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Lydia wrote: Not so much! sludger just proved that you're still lurking here. LOL!!!
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