cantstopthemusic can eat shit!
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cantstopthemusic can eat shit!
The poster known as cantstopthemusic is a cocksucking, motherfucking, shithead, fagott, son of a cum guzzling whore. Who is the shit of a fly on the shit taken by a shit eater who was fucked in the ass by cantstopthemusics own father. Who felt that ass raping a shit eater was the only way to purge himself of the shame of having a child like cantstopthemusic! Did the name come from the Village People movie of the same name? How pathetic. I feel sorry for the Village people if they have a fan as lame as canstopthemusic!
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Uh, OK. Cool thread so far.
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You're a faggot for thinking of the Village People before Cheap Trick, faggot.
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That nigga better back up off of Heenan's schtick!metalmark wrote:cantstopthemusic can eat shit!
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metalmark wrote:Who is the shit of a fly on the shit taken by a shit eater who was fucked in the ass by cantstopthemusics own father.
Man, that's poetry.
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I hope you all support me on this, but be forewarned. cantstopthemusic likes to proof read post and find spelling errors. Doesn't that just make you want to hide under your bed in fear? Wait! What's that I see out the window? Why it's cantstopthemusic sucking a moose's cock while being ass reamed by a horse. Poor horse, he can do better.
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I've been going through a tough time, and I was harmlessly venting a little bit on Sludge about the Super Bowl. When this asshole decides to highlight all of the spelling, typo's and punctuation error's in my post to make me look stupid. That's not a big deal for most people but, I have suffered from severe and embarrasing dyslexia for most of my life. School was Hell for me! I am mostly self educated, and even though I have trouble with spelling and punctuation, I think I have pretty good verbal skills, and I can hold my own in a fight. So when someone tries to make me look stupid, I'm like a cornered animal!Grendel wrote:Don't you think that maybe your scenario where he is molested by two different species of animal is a bit much? It's so absurd, he probably will just shrug the entire thing off, you know?
Why does he get on your nerves so? Did he verbally humiliate you and make you feel intellectually inferior?
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So, Metalmark, what was it that made you such an unpleasant person? I've read your posts and you are a very angry, unhappy dude, and you seem to enjoy going off on people. Why do you feel that way?metalmark wrote:I've been going through a tough time, and I was harmlessly venting a little bit on Sludge about the Super Bowl. When this asshole decides to highlight all of the spelling, typo's and punctuation error's in my post to make me look stupid. That's not a big deal for most people but, I have suffered from severe and embarrasing dyslexia for most of my life. School was Hell for me! I am mostly self educated, and even though I have trouble with spelling and punctuation, I think I have pretty good verbal skills, and I can hold my own in a fight. So when someone tries to make me look stupid, I'm like a cornered animal!Grendel wrote:Don't you think that maybe your scenario where he is molested by two different species of animal is a bit much? It's so absurd, he probably will just shrug the entire thing off, you know?
Why does he get on your nerves so? Did he verbally humiliate you and make you feel intellectually inferior?
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asshole, you fuckmetalmark wrote: I have suffered from severe and embarrasing dyslexia for most of my life. School was Hell for me!
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If you suffer from dyslexia, shouldn't your user name be kramlatem?
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thats_what_she_said wrote:asshole, you fuckmetalmark wrote: I have suffered from severe and embarrasing dyslexia for most of my life. School was Hell for me!
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In all fairness reading you posts isn't the easiest.
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Metalmark has made me laugh harder on this thread than I have in weeks. Oh, and congratulations on finally passing the 3rd grade.
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I agree!metalmark wrote:The poster known as cantstopthemusic is a cocksucking, motherfucking, shithead, fagott, son of a cum guzzling whore. Who is the shit of a fly on the shit taken by a shit eater who was fucked in the ass by cantstopthemusics own father. Who felt that ass raping a shit eater was the only way to purge himself of the shame of having a child like cantstopthemusic! Did the name come from the Village People movie of the same name? How pathetic. I feel sorry for the Village people if they have a fan as lame as canstopthemusic!
That asshole rips on RATT mercilessly every chance he gets!!
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Yep, still funny.
IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:Yep, there's actually still a few left out there!Inessence wrote:Whoa. I bought a cd of a band Iggy hasn't heard of before?
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I like how people were all "Who does this newbie think he is?" and acting like they didn't think cantstopthemusic sucks moose cock while being ass reamed by a horse just as much as he did. Poor metalmark. He made one post after this thread. I think he was murdered. By some kind of weird stalker person who murderstalks people on the internet. I wonder who.
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Poor passive/aggressive dot.
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I'd never be active aggressive with you, as you are a weirdo creep who I put in the same league as Eddie Pretzel and I don't want to be murderstalked. So let's just stick to passive aggressive non-creeping, ok?
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Whew. That was a close one.