That's right, anonymous pussies and I'll put it right out there for you to see.
I get to rock and roll, fool around, goof off, enjoy permanent vacation, look how I want, act how I want, go where I want, do what I want and never sweat a thing. I answer to nobody. Howzabout yerselves? You doin' OK there, anonymous pussies?
When you want to swallow your pride and start enjoying your life to the fullest, like your pal Rev does, all ya gotsta do is start with step one... Don't be an asshole.
Now I don't mean here on Sludge, because the rules here are different then they are in real life. In Sludge Land, the biggest asshole is king (that's me. I'm the self-proclaimed biggest asshole ya see and there's a thread that happened while I was away that proves my point too.) No, see I'm talking about not being an asshole IRL, which I have no doubt a bunch of you geeks are. You have no social skillz.
When you're ready to reach down and grab a pair, start discussions with me here in my thread. K, fellas? Until then, enjoy things the way they are for you. No... You don't even need to tell me how things are for you because I already know, pimply, anonymous pussies. Your life is comprised of the same bullshit day after day and you are not satisfied. There is no flavor in anything anymore. You are searching for something more.
Stupid bitch! I have it! You want it? Swallow some pride. I won't make you my bitch. I'll release from from your cuurent role as my bitch. Get it?
And don't think I'm so stupid as to fall for false pride swallowing and false desire to live life instead of just getting through it. I'll know.
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