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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby J. D. » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:32 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:PS... I'll be 45 this year and I have the skin of a 25 year old. My skin and hair are professionally maintained by a licensed cosmetologist/stylist in a personal salon in my own home.


Holy fuck. :lol:
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby MurrayFiend » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:32 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:personal salon in my own home


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Christ, that's impressive.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:07 pm

That's right, anonymous pussies and I'll put it right out there for you to see.

I get to rock and roll, fool around, goof off, enjoy permanent vacation, look how I want, act how I want, go where I want, do what I want and never sweat a thing. I answer to nobody. Howzabout yerselves? You doin' OK there, anonymous pussies?

When you want to swallow your pride and start enjoying your life to the fullest, like your pal Rev does, all ya gotsta do is start with step one... Don't be an asshole.

Now I don't mean here on Sludge, because the rules here are different then they are in real life. In Sludge Land, the biggest asshole is king (that's me. I'm the self-proclaimed biggest asshole ya see and there's a thread that happened while I was away that proves my point too.) No, see I'm talking about not being an asshole IRL, which I have no doubt a bunch of you geeks are. You have no social skillz.

When you're ready to reach down and grab a pair, start discussions with me here in my thread. K, fellas? Until then, enjoy things the way they are for you. No... You don't even need to tell me how things are for you because I already know, pimply, anonymous pussies. Your life is comprised of the same bullshit day after day and you are not satisfied. There is no flavor in anything anymore. You are searching for something more.

Stupid bitch! I have it! You want it? Swallow some pride. I won't make you my bitch. I'll release from from your cuurent role as my bitch. Get it?

And don't think I'm so stupid as to fall for false pride swallowing and false desire to live life instead of just getting through it. I'll know. 8)
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby upinsmoke » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:13 pm

It obviously takes cavalcades of delusional crowing to claim the precarious crown of the internut kingdom.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:29 pm

Aw... look at you using your big girl words!
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Efilnikufesin » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:37 pm

Damn....The pockmarks on your face are deeper than you are. Also you need to fire your "cosmetologist" because she sucks.

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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby The_Alternym™ » Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:37 pm

:lol:

Nice ghetto salon.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Endless Yodel » Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:13 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:personal salon in my own home.

Your salon looks girly. :lol:
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Efilnikufesin » Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:39 pm

LOL... I just watched that video. Am I supposed to be impressed? You are a fucking nutbag.


And your "woman" is fat!

Which is a bonus.

If your an asshole!


Like me.

Get it?

Not that I really needed anymore ammo.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby The_Alternym™ » Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:44 pm

:lol:

I missed that awesome video the first time around.

"Life is grand when you're vacationing in a shack with a butch girl with bad 80's hair."
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Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:45 pm

LOL! :lol: Jealousy is a sickness, ladies.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby The_Alternym™ » Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:52 pm

:lol:

Great job. You stayed at one of the lowest rated hotels in Naples. lolz

But seriously, working with a tight budget, mister high roller? There's no shame in that. At least you got out of your garage.
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Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:03 am

You poor, hateful, jealous little thing you! :lol:
That's not a hotel. That is a privately owned condo in a gated community. If you're going to waste moments of your life Googling the things your pal Rev talks about, at least try to display a little attention to detail, would ya, dummy?

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As for budget... We drove there in Big Red the Astro Van and went antiquing all the way down, stayed at our place in Naples for 8 days and then slowly made our way back up the east coast, antiquing all the way. At $90 a fill up plus hotels, food, antique purchases, etc all the way down and back do you really think it was a shoestring budget? We could have flown there and back 10 times for what that cost. You mad, bro?

Got a vacation condo in Aruba too, bitch and you DON'T, because you're an asshole. Here's my view on any given day during the coldest months of winter.

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You'll NEVER enjoy life to the fullest like I do because you're the kind of dick that sees someone succeeding at life and instead of being the uplifting glad-for-them type, or the how-can-I-do-it-too type, you're angry and bitter and would rather try to shoot that person down to what you perceive as your pitiful level where everything is the lowest rated, dirtiest and shittiest it can be. You dinks got it all bass ackwards. That's for sure!

Enjoy your less-than-mediocre life, chump. :D I'm sure your little trailer there, with your little plastic Wal-mart pool outside is WAY nicer than my ghetto digs. :lol:
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:30 am

The_Alternym™ wrote::lol:

But seriously, working with a tight budget, mister high roller?


Actually, we DID also make a stop in Atlantic City for a little gambling. I'd love to report that we made a killing at the tables and it paid for the entire trip, but alas, we left Trump Land with the same amount of money we entered with. At least we won enough to pay for a nice meal at Harry's so it's all good.

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The boardwalk is nice and some of the casinos are cool, but it was pretty dead. The casinos were all but empty (which isn't a bad thing for me) but honestly, Atlantic City is kinda dumpy in general. I'm not really a fan. I prefer Foxwoods or Mohegan.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:06 am

...And when I'm not off swimming in the sewers of Aruba or Naples, this is my ghetto home atop Ghetto Hill in Ghettoville. One day I aspire to be more like the Sludge dinks and get the hell out of this dumpy single-family Victorian mansion and into something more like what you have! :lol:

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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby exitflagger » Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:08 am

Wow! Revtard lives in the 1800s! :o
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:40 am

exitflagger wrote:Wow! Revtard lives in the 1800s! :o


... Or Rev's home was built in the 1800's. (And Exitfagger calls other people "tard." :roll: :lol:)
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Efilnikufesin » Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:38 pm

R-tard...I hope your "Woman" looks better from behind because she sure is unpretty from the front! I bet Winter would'nt even fuck that, and that says a lot. Do you see who that scag flirts with on these forums? It's nauseating.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby BlackCrypt » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:00 pm

ITT: Pics taken from a TV screen and pics taken from a B&W brochure.
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Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:44 am

Efilnikufesin wrote:R-tard...I hope your "Woman" looks better from behind because she sure is unpretty from the front!


As opposed to YOUR girlfriend, right, stinky?

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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:49 am

BlackCrypt wrote:ITT: Pics taken from a TV screen and pics taken from a B&W brochure.


You sure about that? So I don't have a Naples place or Aruba place? I was not really therre? Those are not really my pics and that's not really my house. Right? And the reason you can't believe it is because YOU couldn't possible live it therefore other Sludgers must be in the same trailer-dwelling situation you are?
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby The_Alternym™ » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:54 am

:lol:

Being apart of a timeshare doesn't mean you own the place. I'm going to post up some pictures of my vacation at Sandals Grande St Lucian and claim I own the place.

BUT I HAVE PICTURES!

Fucking RevTard. There are plenty of people on Sludge far more successful you. Deal with it.
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Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:01 pm

LOL@ sloppy people with no attention to detail. Obviously this is one more of many problems you have that keep you trailer-dwellin'.

First of all, let's pretend I only own time shares in Aruba and Naples... AND? LOL! Like you could even top THAT, chump! :lol: Anyway, I guess you figure that when I drive to my timeshare and only stay for 8 days, I bring with me framed, personal family photographs, giant Easter eggs to hang on the sliding glass door and I also like to make sure to bring potted plants of various sizes.

LOL... Stupid dinks. :lol:

And yes, I am aware that there are most likely people on this site that are doing better than I am... Just not you! :lol:
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby cantstopthemusic » Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:13 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:First of all, let's pretend I only own time shares in Aruba and Naples... AND? LOL! Like you could even top THAT, chump! :lol: Anyway, I guess you figure that when I drive to my timeshare and only stay for 8 days, I bring with me framed, personal family photographs, giant Easter eggs to hang on the sliding glass door and I also like to make sure to bring potted plants of various sizes.


You don't "own" the place.

Therefore, it's nothing worth bragging about.

Do you fly to Aruba or take your luxury speed boat?


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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby The_Alternym™ » Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:16 pm

He drives his shitty, beat up, old Astro Van... because that's what all high rollers cruise in to their luxury vacations.

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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby cantstopthemusic » Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:19 pm

The_Alternym™ wrote:He drives his shitty, beat up, old Astro Van... because that's what all high rollers cruise in to their luxury vacations.

:lol:


Have you ever tried to fit potted plants, giant Easter eggs and personal family photographs into your carry-on luggage?

They aren't gonna get there by themselves!
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby The_Alternym™ » Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:21 pm

Plus they get to stop at all the ghetto yard sales on their way home. Win/win.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby MitziDupree » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:22 pm

Oh my god. This thread turned golden.


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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby demolition23 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:37 am

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Efilnikufesin wrote:You really suck at this.

I'm sure you suck at life as well.

People hate you.


LMAO.


:lol: Tell you what there, "nise fukin life"... Howza bout at any time of the day, on any day of the year you show me your BEST moment of your best day... I mean, when you are having one of those REALLY, REALLY GREAT days, you snap a pic or a vid and post it and within minutes after being made aware of it, I will show you where I'm at or what I'm doing and I guarantee I'll own you every time.

Ready?
Of course you're not ready because you are a no-life-havin' loser and your best day is sitting in your room with the shades closed, all stinkin' watching ME on Metal Sludge, ya dink!! :lol:

Here... I whipped up a quick video just for you to get the party started. Even named it after you. Efilnikufesin...
http://youtu.be/PlR9txiW_e4

PS... I'll be 45 this year and I have the skin of a 25 year old. My skin and hair are professionally maintained by a licensed cosmetologist/stylist in a personal salon in my own home.
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You mad, Bro?



Might be time to sell the place in Aruba so you can afford a real hairdresser, fuck-knuckle.

Seriously, who on God's green earth would post a picture of that shitty, worn down, poorly decorated white-trash attempt at a home salon and think it would show them in a good light?
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Efilnikufesin » Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:54 am

That's R-Tards version of a Man Cave!
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