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Jason Whitlock: Kobe is most fraudulent superstar celebrity athlete

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https://www.yahoo.com/tv/fox-sports-jas ... 11679.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO0G2I9SsKE

I agree 100%

Fuck Kobe and his sham.

He didnt go out "on his own terms". He went out on a 17-65 team and tried to cover it up and upstage all the playoff teams and the Warriors by shooting everytime down the floor, and on top of it explains that "his teammates kept telling him to shoot".

Fuck him.
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Heenan Snuka wrote:https://www.yahoo.com/tv/fox-sports-jas ... 11679.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO0G2I9SsKE

I agree 100%

Fuck Kobe and his sham.

He didnt go out "on his own terms". He went out on a 17-65 team and tried to cover it up and upstage all the playoff teams and the Warriors by shooting everytime down the floor, and on top of it explains that "his teammates kept telling him to shoot".

Fuck him.
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Every visiting arena gave him a tribute. Every big time player made a video in support of him. The broadcast of his game was one of the top ratings in ESPN history. Everybody & I mean EVERYBODY knew his last game was all about him & were more than fine with it. The guy has had 3 career ending injuries & to come back & do what he did in the last game was beyond greatness. And for 1 player to overshadow a history making event like what GSW were doing at the same time makes him even greater.
As I previously wrote there isn't one current player (maybe Tim Duncan) that will go out the way Kobe did. LeBron? Nope, he had to leave Cleveland to get a ring. Carmelo? Not even close. Durant? Hmm, jury is still out on him big time. Stephen Curry? My guess on him is he will have a 3-5 years of greatness. No way he continues doing what he is doing. Dirk? No, but Cuban will make it out like its a big deal. The truth is there isn't one player that will come close to Kobe & everything he has accomplished.

I wonder if anyone will care when Whitlock leaves or is fired from Fox? Absolutely not.
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Jason Whitlock is a bloviating no-nothing pig. It's no wonder a mong like Heenan would cite his bullshit as a legitimate opinion.
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Kevin gaynett is retiring too. 20 years.

But nobody said a word about that this year.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Jason Whitlock is a bloviating no-nothing pig. It's no wonder a mong like Heenan would cite his bullshit as a legitimate opinion.
He used to write for the Kansas City Star. How the fuck he parlayed that to where he is now? I'll never know!
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He can't handle Steph has two MVPs and getting ready to put an asswhipping on Queen James twice in Finals
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Heenan Snuka wrote:https://www.yahoo.com/tv/fox-sports-jas ... 11679.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO0G2I9SsKE

I agree 100%

Fuck Kobe and his sham.

He didnt go out "on his own terms". He went out on a 17-65 team and tried to cover it up and upstage all the playoff teams and the Warriors by shooting everytime down the floor, and on top of it explains that "his teammates kept telling him to shoot".

Fuck him.
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yeahbuddy wrote:. The truth is there isn't one player that will come close to Kobe & everything he has accomplished.

!!
:lol: Actually, there's about 5 guys off the top of my head who I can name that have accomplished as much or more than Kobe has.

Tim Duncan has 5 rings
Magic 5
Rodman 5
Jordan 6
Pippen6
Jabbar 6
Horry 7
Tom Heinson 9
Bill Russell 11

So he hasn't accomplished more than those guys, NOTHING more than Russell/Jordan/Heinsohn/Horry

So the truth is: You're incorrect.
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just watched this again and laughed my ass off.

totally hilarious and so true.

i am real surprised that Kobe didnt respond to this.
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