Tim Miller Makes a Startling Confession

SoulsOfBlack · Post by **SoulsOfBlack** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:45 pm

No dental plan at MIT? WTF? That shit is nasty.

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:28 am

Cut him some slack, he didn't have his falsies in.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:26 pm

Man, what happened here? The Mummy's now avoiding this thread like it's dental hygiene.

SoulsOfBlack · Post by **SoulsOfBlack** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:39 pm

Maybe he's finally had some common sense knocked into him and decided to go see a dentist?

Nah, he's probably in a drug stupor in some Tokyo alley after shooting some bad smack.

Constantine · Post by **Constantine** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:42 pm

Craig1168 wrote:Ha ha ha Grendel!!! Awesome pic and so fitting. Mummy on his three day heroin binge flipping out on his dad.

Epic!

I've been watching you for awhile and I must say those are some of the most classless things I have ever read from someone on the internet. You're just a jerk who is not worth talking to anymore. It's one think to be a jackss talking shit and telling lies just to stir shit up, but this is beyond moronic. If you want to come here and make an ass of yourself be my guest, but keep Tim out of it you frigging asshole. I'm keeping an eye on you.

EvilRockPosh · Post by **EvilRockPosh** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:44 pm

SoulsOfBlack · Post by **SoulsOfBlack** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:52 pm

Constantine wrote:
Craig1168 wrote:Ha ha ha Grendel!!! Awesome pic and so fitting. Mummy on his three day heroin binge flipping out on his dad.

Epic!

I've been watching you for awhile and I must say those are some of the most classless things I have ever read from someone on the internet. You're just a jerk who is not worth talking to anymore. It's one think to be a jackss talking shit and telling lies just to stir shit up, but this is beyond moronic. If you want to come here and make an ass of yourself be my guest, but keep Tim out of it you frigging asshole. I'm keeping an eye on you.

Are you "ItWalksOtherBoyfriend"?

thats_what_she_said · Post by **thats_what_she_said** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:56 pm

Constantine wrote:I've been watching you for awhile and I must say those are some of the most classless things I have ever read from someone on the internet. You're just a jerk who is not worth talking to anymore. It's one think to be a jackss talking shit and telling lies just to stir shit up, but this is beyond moronic. If you want to come here and make an ass of yourself be my guest, but keep Tim out of it you frigging asshole. I'm keeping an eye on you.

So does the Mummy's cock taste like Geritol and failure?

Constantine · Post by **Constantine** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:14 pm

SoulsOfBlack wrote:Are you "ItWalksOtherBoyfriend"?

Throughout my life I constantly hear 'you're such a fag', 'you're so gay...You could be the smartest guy in the world, but if you give those words a negative connotation I lose all respect for you. I'm not gay...Tim's not gay...but we tolerate and respect other people lifestyles because we are decent human beings. For those of us who are secure with their sexuality, those words and itheir negative usage don't mean shit.
So shut up and go away if that's all you have to say...

Take.Your.Own.Advice · Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:45 pm

Constantine wrote:So shut up and go away if that's all you have to say...

Constantine · Post by **Constantine** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:59 pm

Take.Your.Own.Advice wrote:
Constantine wrote:So shut up and go away if that's all you have to say...

I was about to tell you to just go fuck yourself but then I realized you were an alternym so I just started feeling bad for you instead.

SoulsOfBlack · Post by **SoulsOfBlack** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:00 pm

Constantine wrote:
SoulsOfBlack wrote:Are you "ItWalksOtherBoyfriend"?
Throughout my life I constantly hear 'you're such a fag', 'you're so gay...You could be the smartest guy in the world, but if you give those words a negative connotation I lose all respect for you. I'm not gay...Tim's not gay...but we tolerate and respect other people lifestyles because we are decent human beings. For those of us who are secure with their sexuality, those words and itheir negative usage don't mean shit.
So shut up and go away if that's all you have to say...

Why did you get all bent out of shape if my comment means nothing to someone as evolved as yourself?

Constantine · Post by **Constantine** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:09 pm

SoulsOfBlack wrote:Why did you get all bent out of shape if my comment means nothing to someone as evolved as yourself?

I just wanted to show you how ignorant your comment really was.

Redman77 · Post by **Redman77** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:42 am

Classy Fred Blassy wrote:
Grendel wrote:I just got a PM that said Itwalks pays to receive soiled panties from vending machines in Japan. Is this true?

Of course it's true. He also claims to live in a mansion but does in fact live in a dirty shoe boxed sized apartment in a Japanese ghetto.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4DmHHxYB5g

I owe it all to the ball.

Constantine · Post by **Constantine** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:01 pm

TimBerrington wrote:
Constantine wrote:
SoulsOfBlack wrote:Why did you get all bent out of shape if my comment means nothing to someone as evolved as yourself?
I just wanted to show you how ignorant your comment really was.

Prove it dipshit!

SoulsOfBlack · Post by **SoulsOfBlack** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:05 pm

Fuck off, ItWalks.

Constantine · Post by **Constantine** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:51 pm

SoulsOfBlack wrote:Fuck off, ItWalks.

I guess it's alright for everyone to be a total douche as long as they join the pileup?

SoulsofCrap, I understand Tim threw you into this psychotic panic...I also UNDERSTAND you are acting out your gay fantasies. The truth always prevails, whether you like it or not.

Mr.Haney · Post by **Mr.Haney** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:21 pm

Constantine wrote:Throughout my life I constantly hear 'you're such a fag', 'you're so gay

- As Timmy Mirror once said, "Where there's smoke, there's fire."

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:12 pm

How many CDs could he possibly be selling as a result of a parody MySpace page?

Constantine · Post by **Constantine** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:52 am

MoI wrote: Read it and learn.
I'll wait.

Does anyone else have no respect for fat people?

Constantine · Post by **Constantine** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:15 am

thats_what_she_said wrote:So does the Mummy's cock taste like Geritol and failure?

You're just a piece of homophobic trash, too stupid to understand Tim is just a regualar guy doing what he loves for a living. A musician that was signed to a record deal, played the sunset strip in the late 80's and that teaches at M.I is a failure?

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:48 pm

Classy Fred Blassy wrote:
deathcurse wrote:Man, what happened here? The Mummy's now avoiding this thread like it's dental hygiene.
He's still alive and well and living in a world of lies!

Man, his spelling and grammar are atrocious.

PussinBoots36 · Post by **PussinBoots36** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:32 pm

Classy Fred Blassy wrote:A very reliable source has told me it stands for Renée.

Perhaps it's "René?" The extra "e" would make him a female. Wait...Nevermind.

Constantine · Post by **Constantine** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:31 pm

MoI wrote:
Constantine wrote:
MoI wrote: Read it and learn.
I'll wait.
Does anyone else have no respect for fat people?
I'm confused now. Are you saying Mumra is fat, or that you are fat, or that you are fat Mumra?

Please explain.

Can't trade those food stamps for a mirror huh? I see.

SoulsOfBlack · Post by **SoulsOfBlack** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:48 pm

Took you almost 2 months to think up that witty reply?

Chip Z'Hoy · Post by **Chip Z'Hoy** » Wed Jun 01, 2016 7:20 pm

Bump

SeminiferousButtNoid · Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:22 pm

I know that some people over the years have claimed that The Mummy either posts under a different nym or lurks but I'm not buying it. He's not savvy enough to come up with a different posting style than his own insufferable self, and he wouldn't be able to just come here and lurk without giving us a Tim Millerism.

Chip Z'Hoy · Post by **Chip Z'Hoy** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 4:08 pm

I think The Mummy is like Cantstop in his OCD-like tendencies. He wouldn't be able to hide for long. If he is hiding, I'd be pretty shocked. I'd love it if it were true--that would be hilarious.

Bair Hand is very Mummy-esque but he has a ways to go.

EvilRockPosh · Post by **EvilRockPosh** » Sat Jun 04, 2016 3:09 pm

Jesus, reading this thread was a good reminder of why people paid actual real money to have the boring old bastard banned. The single worst poster in Sludge history.

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Sat Jun 04, 2016 6:12 pm

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Bair Hand is very Mummy-esque but he has a ways to go.

I made the thread about that mainly just to fling a handful of poop at him, but the truth is Fail hand has neither the gall nor the stubborn will to verbally torture everybody like Tim had.

You have to wonder what's worse: Being the most notoriously awful poster this place has ever had or a weak, witless, flaccid imitation of that?

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