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Great business idea. Need to send to Faygo Corporate....

Faygo Flavor of the Month Club

For a small annual fee...

Get a 6 pack of a different flavor mailed to you each month. They can even come up with new flavors for subscribers. Subscribers can rate the exclusive flavors. Highest rated flavors go into mass production.
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DemonFilth2001 wrote:Great business idea. Need to send to Faygo Corporate....

Faygo Flavor of the Month Club

For a small annual fee...

Get a 6 pack of a different flavor mailed to you each month. They can even come up with new flavors for subscribers. Subscribers can rate the exclusive flavors. Highest rated flavors go into mass production.
Here we go:

NEW FLAVORS
Corn On The Cob
Tomato
Sugar
Salt & Sugar
Water & Sugar
Oatmeal
Banana Peel
Bath Water
Bath Water & Sugar
Diet Bath Water & Sugar
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Turner Coates wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:Great business idea. Need to send to Faygo Corporate....

Faygo Flavor of the Month Club

For a small annual fee...

Get a 6 pack of a different flavor mailed to you each month. They can even come up with new flavors for subscribers. Subscribers can rate the exclusive flavors. Highest rated flavors go into mass production.
Here we go:

NEW FLAVORS
Corn On The Cob
Tomato
Sugar
Salt & Sugar
Water & Sugar
Oatmeal
Banana Peel
Bath Water
Bath Water & Sugar
Diet Bath Water & Sugar
Not bad. Tomato soda has potential. Corn and banana soda as well. Maybe oatmeal too.
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Another of the many uses for Faygo:

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It also works as a weed killer.
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Turner Coates wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:Great business idea. Need to send to Faygo Corporate....

Faygo Flavor of the Month Club

For a small annual fee...

Get a 6 pack of a different flavor mailed to you each month. They can even come up with new flavors for subscribers. Subscribers can rate the exclusive flavors. Highest rated flavors go into mass production.
Here we go:

NEW FLAVORS
Corn On The Cob
Tomato
Sugar
Salt & Sugar
Water & Sugar
Oatmeal
Banana Peel
Bath Water
Bath Water & Sugar
Diet Bath Water & Sugar
Not Faygo, but...

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No shit??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

So Faygo would be late to market?
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I had no idea.
About 15 years ago, a friend and I were joking about a soft drink for stoners. We called it "Bong Water." I looked it up online and somebody was selling "Bong Water" soda.
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Turner Coates wrote:I had no idea.
About 15 years ago, a friend and I were joking about a soft drink for stoners. We called it "Bong Water." I looked it up online and somebody was selling "Bong Water" soda.
Ever drink bong water by accident? :shock:
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DemonFilth2001 wrote:
Ever drink bong water by accident? :shock:
Nope. I never cared for bongs. Too stinky/messy. I use a pipe I carved from serpentine stone.
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Turner Coates wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:
Ever drink bong water by accident? :shock:
Nope. I never cared for bongs. Too stinky/messy. I use a pipe I carved from serpentine stone.
Gives ya a healthy stoned feeling?
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DemonFilth2001 wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:
Ever drink bong water by accident? :shock:
Nope. I never cared for bongs. Too stinky/messy. I use a pipe I carved from serpentine stone.
Gives ya a healthy stoned feeling?
It's a very stable genius feeling.
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Turner Coates wrote:Another of the many uses for Faygo:

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It also works as a weed killer.
:lol:
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:Another of the many uses for Faygo:

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It also works as a weed killer.
:lol:
Where have you been?
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DemonFilth2001 wrote:
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:Another of the many uses for Faygo:

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It also works as a weed killer.
:lol:
Where have you been?
he's been busy drinking Americas favorite Cola!..Faygo
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Turner Coates wrote:Image
now that's awesome..now i know what to get demonfilth and Princessofrock for a wedding present!
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Mazerati wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:Image
now that's awesome..now i know what to get demonfilth and Princessofrock for a wedding present!
Or for a little less you could get this set of candles:

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Desslar wrote:
Mazerati wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:Image
now that's awesome..now i know what to get demonfilth and Princessofrock for a wedding present!
Or for a little less you could get this set of candles:

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Mazerati wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:Image
now that's awesome..now i know what to get demonfilth and Princessofrock for a wedding present!
We might fight too much over that. Not quite enough Faygo in that machine to satisfy 2 thirsty people.
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I want those candles! Talk about setting the mood!
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Fucking snowing here. Forgot to stock up on Faygo Orange yesterday. Fuck me and my poor planning.
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DemonFilth2001 wrote:Fucking snowing here. Forgot to stock up on Faygo Orange yesterday. Fuck me and my poor planning.
Does it work as antifreeze?
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Demonfilth you could make a killing selling Faygo on Ebay

64 bottles of Faygo Creme Soda sold at $8 a bottle plus $11.70 shipping!
https://www.ebay.com/itm/FAYGO-24oz-BOT ... SwImRYbIg3

there was a guy selling Faygo 12 packs for $22 on ebay and he sold over 260 of them :lol:
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Mazerati wrote:Demonfilth you could make a killing selling Faygo on Ebay

64 bottles of Faygo Creme Soda sold at $8 a bottle plus $11.70 shipping!
https://www.ebay.com/itm/FAYGO-24oz-BOT ... SwImRYbIg3

there was a guy selling Faygo 12 packs for $22 on ebay and he sold over 260 of them :lol:
The Creme Soda guy has sold 64 bottles at $8 a pop!
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nevermind the Vinnie Vincent news..i picked up 16 cans of Faygo Cola today!
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Mazerati wrote:nevermind the Vinnie Vincent news..i picked up 16 cans of Faygo Cola today!
Nice. How much did that run you?
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What does your new live-in girlfriend think of your Faygo addiction?
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DemonFilth2001 wrote:
Mazerati wrote:nevermind the Vinnie Vincent news..i picked up 16 cans of Faygo Cola today!
Nice. How much did that run you?
$4! ..i should sell it on ebay for $8 a can
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