Dump Shithole

[Turner Coates]

[TenBenny]

Donald's new COVID-19 strategy? Feign anger while claiming that no one told him there was an epidemic.

What happened to him knowing about this before anyone else? Jesus, his base will eat up the contradictions, sure, but there's still the issue of "Blame someone else!"

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1250 ... 72736?s=20

[Turner Coates]

Donald's new COVID-19 strategy? Feign anger while claiming that no one told him there was an epidemic.

If Biden gets the nomination, I think this may be one of Trump's campaign strategies:

Rudy will provide his "movie" and "evidence" that Biden is in cahoots with China.

"China BAD! Speepy Joe is in bed with CHINA! I have punished China with tariffs....YOU must punish Sleepy Joe by NOT VOTING FOR HIM! I will fix the country. YOU will punish this guilty bad man who allowed China to make American citizens sick!"

[Rageman]

I heard that this joke is going around Germany right now . . .

What borders on stupidity?










Canada and Mexico

[Mojo]

I heard that this joke is going around Germany right now . . .

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico

I saw that meme, too. It hurts.

[exitflagger]

I had to find a copyable version of this because it's so perfectly true and should ultimately be his obituary:

Someone on Quora asked “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response:

A few things spring to mind.

Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem.
For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed.
So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever.
I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman.

But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers.

And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface.

Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront.
Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul.

And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist.
Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that.
He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat.

He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully.
That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead.

There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:
• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.
• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss.
After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.
God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid.

He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart.
In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish:
‘My God… what… have… I… created?
If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.

[TenBenny]

So today, Trump's Twitter meltdown was encouraging various states to "liberate" themselves from stay at home orders, including Virginia, which he told to "save your great 2nd amendment! It is under siege!"

Trump's solution is now to incite civil unrest against state governments, including through the use of guns. It's like "Hey, how can we make this tragic pandemic period even worse? Oh, I know, how about adding gun murders to the mix?"

[whammybar]

His addled pea brain is about to have a nervous breakdown. I smell electrical smoke.

[rattstar]

I can't believe how many libtard democrats post on this board......go suck Michele Obumas little dick

[Luminiferous]

I can't believe how many libtard democrats post on this board......go suck Michele Obumas little dick

We're waiting for you to finish rattstard....

[poisonheart]

I can't believe how many libtard democrats post on this board......go suck Michele Obumas little dick

Get out there and restart the economy, friend.

[Insane Clown Potsie]

Well with all the calls from Trump to his supporters to liberate themselves, I guess it'll give big mouths like Ted Nugent and all those NRA fuckers to rise up and start shooting in the name of Murica

[whammybar]

[Insane Clown Potsie]

USA! USA! USA!

[risingfarce]

Oops. DonTheCon pissed off a Christian. A black one at that.

Keep it going pumpkin head.

[Luminiferous]

Well with all the calls from Trump to his supporters to liberate themselves, I guess it'll give big mouths like Ted Nugent and all those NRA fuckers to rise up and start shooting in the name of Murica

All those chickenhawk bozos will be cowering at the back of the pack if gunfire erupts by some of their inept herd in liberation from tyranny...

[Turner Coates]

[risingfarce]

Sad, but true.

[SeniorGrande]

What is this mother fucker smiling about? And why is he bobbing his head to the rhythm of dipshit's "beautiful clean coal"?

[Turner Coates]

[risingfarce]

What is this mother fucker smiling about? And why is he bobbing his head to the rhythm of dipshit's "beautiful clean coal"?

He's thinking "Please God strike this piece of shit dead right now so that I can become the Christian King."

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

When that happened Trump thought there was an actual machine that cleans the coal.

[Turner Coates]

[vlad]

In the Persian Gulf.

[Turner Coates]

[Turner Coates]

What is this mother fucker smiling about? And why is he bobbing his head to the rhythm of dipshit's "beautiful clean coal"?

[Rageman]

Roy Zimmerman's latest Trump song, The Liar Tweets Tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkU1ob_lHCw
Here's "He's Got Bone Spurs"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqCO9osj1Rg

[risingfarce]

How any current or former armed force personnel can support this 5 time draft dodger is beyond me.

[Insane Clown Potsie]

The navy should use those planes from the revolutionary war to do it!

[Desslar]

Death Race 2000?