Dump Shithole

[SeniorGrande]

TRUMP: I call it the "Super Duper Missile."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg9Lw_tu5IY

The fastest U.S. missile travels at over Mach 5.

https://www.usni.org/magazines/proceedi ... y-accurate

The Super Duper Missile will travel at Mach 85? 63,000 mph

[Turner Coates]

[Mojo]

TRUMP: I call it the "Super Duper Missile."

I know when I'm about to throw a punch, I like to announce it to the world, first. This had always bugged the shit out of me, regardless of who's in the White House. No one needs to know what we have at our disposal.

It's also more blatant fucking pandering. "What would the retards who love me like? Oh, I know! Blowin' shit up! That'll appease 'em!"

[Turner Coates]

https://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/12 ... 5978490882

[Mojo]

https://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/12 ... 5978490882

[Luminiferous]

Technically Bonespurs had to come up with a new name for it quickly because just before the news conference he learned that The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator was already patented by the Warner Brothers corporation..

[Turner Coates]

Technically Bonespurs had to come up with a new name for it quickly because just before the news conference he learned that The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator was already patented by the Warner Brothers corporation..

Silly me. I thought Acme invented that.

[exitflagger]

"Take it! What do you have to lose?"

We may be rid of this fucking idiot soon enough by the grace of natural selection.

Trump says he's taking malaria drug to protect against virus

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump said Monday that he is taking a malaria drug to protect against the new coronavirus, despite warnings from his own government that it should only be administered for COVID-19 in a hospital or research setting due to potentially fatal side effects.

Trump told reporters he has been taking the drug, hydroxychloroquine, and a zinc supplement daily “for about a week and a half now.” Trump spent weeks pushing the drug as a potential cure or prophylaxis for COVID-19 against the cautionary advice of many of his administration's top medical professionals. The drug has the potential to cause significant side effects in some patients and has not been shown to combat the new coronavirus.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medica ... li=BBnb7Kz

[Turner Coates]

"Take it! What do you have to lose?"

We may be rid of this fucking idiot soon enough by the grace of natural selection.

Trump says he's taking malaria drug to protect against virus

[whammybar]

"Take it! What do you have to lose?"

We may be rid of this fucking idiot soon enough by the grace of natural selection.

Trump says he's taking malaria drug to protect against virus

Lmao!

[Turner Coates]

[eddie lee roth]

I have a hard time believing this.

[Bianca]

I have a hard time believing this.

Yeah, they're probably giving him a daily dose of Bayer children's chewable aspirin and telling him it's hydroxychloroquine.

[Turner Coates]

Yeah, they're probably giving him a daily dose of Bayer children's chewable aspirin and telling him it's hydroxychloroquine.

Yep. The orange ones.

[Roxxxxtar]

"Take it! What do you have to lose?"

We may be rid of this fucking idiot soon enough by the grace of natural selection.

Trump says he's taking malaria drug to protect against virus

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump said Monday that he is taking a malaria drug to protect against the new coronavirus, despite warnings from his own government that it should only be administered for COVID-19 in a hospital or research setting due to potentially fatal side effects.

Trump told reporters he has been taking the drug, hydroxychloroquine, and a zinc supplement daily “for about a week and a half now.” Trump spent weeks pushing the drug as a potential cure or prophylaxis for COVID-19 against the cautionary advice of many of his administration's top medical professionals. The drug has the potential to cause significant side effects in some patients and has not been shown to combat the new coronavirus.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medica ... li=BBnb7Kz

I'm counting on it, but this fucktwat is like an orange cock roach. He could probably OD on a Sudafed/Hydroxychloroquine cocktail and wake up feeling his usual 29%.

[eddie lee roth]

They should slip him a mickey in his hamburger just like in Dumb and Dumber.

[Luminiferous]

[Turner Coates]

Nancy Pelosi Says ‘Morbidly Obese’ Trump Shouldn’t Take Hydroxychloroquine for Coronavirus
https://variety.com/2020/biz/news/trump ... 234610330/



So THERE, Tubby Trump.

[TenBenny]

There's no fucking way Trump is taking hydroxychloroquine. The guy makes money off it, so maybe sales are down. It fell out of the news so he's likely just giving the dead horse one last flogging.

[Turner Coates]

[Luminiferous]

Anyone needing further proof that Eric Trump is not only the stupidest offspring Trump bred, but also a huge piece of shit, look no further than his (now deleted) tweet about Biden...

Tried to go the pervert route and was immediately roasted by people pointing out his father bragging about walking into the dressing rooms unannounced at Teen beauty pageants just to try and catch a glimpse of the contestants naked or partially clothed, his stealing from a children's cancer charity and the equally creepy photos of his father and young Ivanka that he deleted the tweet..

[Turner Coates]

Howard Stern mocks the ‘wisdom’ of Donald Trump Jr.: 'You can’t argue with a genius like that’
https://www.nydailynews.com/snyde/ny-ho ... rtbeat-flt

Famed shock jock and animal lover Howard Stern went small-game hunting Tuesday, ratcheting up his attacks on the Trump clan by mocking the president’s first-born son as a “genius.”

“I can’t argue with him, that kid is such a success,” Stern joked. “He is such a wit, he is such a genius. He would have made a fortune if he wasn’t under his father’s thumb. Game over. You can’t argue with a genius like that.”

“When he shuts you down, that’s it,” Stern mocked. “What an accomplished young man.”

Last month, Stern urged Trump fanatics to “all take disinfectant and all drop dead” after the president held a press conference where he suggested disinfectants might cure COVID-19. Trump later said he was being sarcastic.

The 66-year-old radio host said he hopes Trump Jr.'s comments impressed the president, who has uncharacteristically not addressed any of Stern’s insults in recent weeks.

The tweet was accompanied by a Nickelback audio track.

[TenBenny]

Well, it's back to Hunter Biden again. They're really gonna take it there? Subpoena Biden and also Obama administration officials? In the middle of a fucking pandemic, too? These people are craven. There is no bottom.

First of all, I say just ignore the subpoenas like the White House did during the impeachment trial. Second, come on, Dems, demand to know what Trump's daughter and son-in-law, Rudy's son and Barr's daughter are in on in the White House and why the former two have profited off of this term.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/05/2 ... obe-270741

[Turner Coates]

Trump says he'll finish taking hydroxychloroquine 'in two days'
https://thehill.com/homenews/administra ... n-two-days

"I think the regimen finishes in a day or two. I think it's in two days," Trump told reporters during a meeting with the governors of Arkansas and Kansas.

The president previously said he started taking the drug more than a week ago, meaning he would have been on it for roughly two weeks. It's unclear why Trump would stop taking the drug if he believed it worked as a prophylactic to prevent the virus.





Translation:
He's having a very hard time finding doctors willing to go on camera and say he was medically and scientifically correct about his miracle cure.
It's easier to say, "I'm done using it," and hope everyone will forget about it.
And then there's the liability issue.

[exitflagger]

He's lying his ass off. He never took a single dose of hydroxyfuckoskittledip. Not a chance. I'm not sure what his twisted motivation is for all this bullshit but I guess lying is just his natural instinct.

[Efilnikufesin]

He's lying his ass off. He never took a single dose of hydroxyfuckoskittledip. Not a chance. I'm not sure what his twisted motivation is for all this bullshit but I guess lying is just his natural instinct.

That was pretty much the same thing I said when this came out the other day.

[whammybar]

Once again trying to shift the limelight back on himself. The virus keeps getting more attention, and flame wars aren't working because it can't talk back.

[vlad]

Oh man, he is freaking out about mail in voting. In Michigan and Nevada (the red states doing it, he doesn't even mention)...but huge voter fraud!!!!!! Huge fraud!!!!!!

He doesn't want ANYONE to vote by mail...well except people that live in Florida and live in the White House. I'm watching him right now and he really just said that.

Oregonian here...we've had vote-by-mail for 22 years. There were 10 guilty pleas in 2016, possibly more from the 56 referred by the Secretary of State. Most were for voting in two states, OR and WA. One was a woman who voted for her daughter out of state in college.

That's out of over 2 million votes cast in that election.

https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/201 ... ction.html

We take our elections seriously. Do not fuck around. One year I spent so much time making sure my husband and the kid signed their envelopes I forgot to sign mine. I got a call from the county clerk and was able to go to the courthouse and sign it.

But it is odd that the Fat Pig is going after just Nevada and Michigan if they mail even the applications for vote by mail. Threatening to withhold federal funds if they do it. Which is illegal anyway, the states decide how they do their elections.

[eddie lee roth]

He's lying his ass off. He never took a single dose of hydroxyfuckoskittledip. Not a chance. I'm not sure what his twisted motivation is for all this bullshit but I guess lying is just his natural instinct.

That was pretty much the same thing I said when this came out the other day.

Let’s look back to when Michael Jackson died and the massive shitstorm that came down on his doctor.

Could you imagine what the doctor for the President of the United States would face if he died on the job because of his incompetence.

You killed the President so we’ve got good news and bad news for you.

Good news first don’t worry about serving a long prison sentence.

And here’s the bad news. Have you ever heard the story about Jeffrey Epstein?

[Turner Coates]

Could you imagine what the doctor for the President of the United States would face if he died on the job because of his incompetence.

That's why I figure, if Spanky WAS given something by a doc, it was a placibo.

"YES SIR, Mr. President. The regimen will be one of these, every morning for two whole weeks."

"Good job. You folks even made them look like me."