Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
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Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
I've had one external hemorrhoid for about 30 years. Not really a big deal.
It's about half an inch long. I can grip it easily.
In a moment of insanity, I almost said the hell with it, and just ripped it off.
I suppose I would have regretted it.
It's about half an inch long. I can grip it easily.
In a moment of insanity, I almost said the hell with it, and just ripped it off.
I suppose I would have regretted it.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
You would probably bleed. A lot...
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Australians traditionally don't suffer bloody buttholes much.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Not sure why I have morbid curiosity
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
I don't recommend you do that.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
You absolutely should.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
You'd bleed a hell of a lot. A haemorrhoid is basically a varicose vein hanging out of your anus. Ripping it out is ripping out a blood vessel.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Burn it with fire.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
It would get infected pretty quickly, it would bleed profusely, and it would probably hurt really bad.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
At least your "ribbed for his pleasure".Olivia Sophia wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 7:29 pm I've had one external hemorrhoid for about 30 years. Not really a big deal.
It's about half an inch long. I can grip it easily.
In a moment of insanity, I almost said the hell with it, and just ripped it off.
I suppose I would have regretted it.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Do it in a live stream and then we will all know.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Did you do it yet? What happened?
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
I think it's basically a varicose vein, so blood would be an integral part of it. I'd hope it spurts like a severed jugular.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Would you subscribe to her OnlyFans if that was her first content?VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 11:10 am Do it in a live stream and then we will all know.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 1:08 pmWould you subscribe to her OnlyFans if that was her first content?VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 11:10 am Do it in a live stream and then we will all know.
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You think this is a woman?Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 1:08 pmWould you subscribe to her OnlyFans if that was her first content?VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 11:10 am Do it in a live stream and then we will all know.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Medically, death. Death would happen.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Erotically, I can tell you what happens when I yank one out to your hemorrhoid.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
There is a joke about speed bumps out there but I can't remember the setup line.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Yes.Metal Sludge wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:33 pm It would get infected pretty quickly, it would bleed profusely, and it would probably hurt really bad.
It's odd, how we sometimes have reckless compulsions.
I'm guessing that it would end up an emergency room debacle.
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Lol. That's funny, right there.VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 11:10 am Do it in a live stream and then we will all know.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Why dont you get it taken off properly?Olivia Sophia wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 11:07 pmYes.Metal Sludge wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:33 pm It would get infected pretty quickly, it would bleed profusely, and it would probably hurt really bad.
It's odd, how we sometimes have reckless compulsions.
I'm guessing that it would end up an emergency room debacle.
it sounds gross. Dont you have troubles when you convince a hot girl to give you a rusty trombone and then she sees it? I assume she woud shut that shit down in a hurry.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Did you get hemorrhoids from assfucking?
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 12:55 pmWhy dont you get it taken off properly?Olivia Sophia wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 11:07 pmYes.Metal Sludge wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:33 pm It would get infected pretty quickly, it would bleed profusely, and it would probably hurt really bad.
It's odd, how we sometimes have reckless compulsions.
I'm guessing that it would end up an emergency room debacle.
it sounds gross. Dont you have troubles when you convince a hot girl to give you a rusty trombone and then she sees it? I assume she woud shut that shit down in a hurry.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
I don't know if this qualifies as "medically", but you'd top the Darwin Awards list.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Your intelligence would decrease by half? Idk...
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