1 million dollars or Taylor Swift baby daddy?

[eddie lee roth]

Which would you choose?

One million dollars is nice but knocking up Taylor Swift is like getting in a fender bender with a white man driving a Cadillac.

You are sitting on a goldmine.

[HueyRamone]

Soooo... 1 million dollars, or way way way more than 1 million dollars plus you're nailing Taylor Swift?


Man, this is so hard.

[Mister Freeze]

Take the mil.

The first guy who knocks up and splits with Taylor Swift is getting at least three albums written about him. And the wrath of nutjob Swifites who will take doxing to a new level.

[Gibsonite]

You really think the billionaire chick won't sue you for child support after she dumps you? You know she would..

[LAglamrocker]

Take 1 million and have 10 nights with Paula Abdul

[daveg]

Take 1 million and have 10 nights with Paula Abdul

Might be the funniest thing posted here in a very long time

[FreddyFender]

[LSD69]

Take 1 million and have 10 nights with Paula Abdul

I like Paula, but isn't she kind of Nuts

[Velvis]

Soooo... 1 million dollars, or way way way more than 1 million dollars plus you're nailing Taylor Swift?


Man, this is so hard.

I'm not saying she's unattractive but she's not exactly smoking hot either.

But regardless of her, it would depend on how many more millions you are talking about, a million dollars and not having to be associated with that level of fame is a pretty good deal.

[DangerZone]

Take 1 million and have 10 nights with Paula Abdul

I like Paula, but isn't she kind of Nuts

well, is she an aging single female?

[ParaDime77]

1 million. Otherwise you would be treated like Kevin Federline the rest of your life and hunted by the paparazzi. Take your peace and run.

[MattleyCrue]

I think Taylor Swift is like a 6.5. Maybe she needs to get rid of bangs and red lip stick. I don’t know she’s nothing to write home about.

[Velvis]

1 million. Otherwise you would be treated like Kevin Federline the rest of your life and hunted by the paparazzi. Take your peace and run.

Kevin is a fucking moron. He was on easy street as long as he didn't get remarried, and he did.

[Psychobolia.com]

I'd knock her up, swiftly, on multiple occasions.

[JakeYonkel]

I think Taylor Swift is like a 6.5. Maybe she needs to get rid of bangs and red lip stick. I don’t know she’s nothing to write home about.

Correct. If you saw her at the mall or Walmart or whatever you wouldn’t look twice. Female Napoleon Dynamite lookin bitch.

[Wednesday 13 Fan]

Easily the million dollars. The last thing in the world I need is a bunch of psycho 14 year old girls burning my damn house down because Taylor decided to start fucking someone else.

[Bono Nettencourt]

I think Taylor Swift is like a 6.5. Maybe she needs to get rid of bangs and red lip stick. I don’t know she’s nothing to write home about.

Correct. If you saw her at the mall or Walmart or whatever you wouldn’t look twice. Female Napoleon Dynamite lookin bitch.

She was hotter at 22 than 32... like most girls are.

[AlexVonHaig]

Plus the baby's name is Trailor

[eddie lee roth]

Plus the baby's name is Trailor

Nah I’d name him in honor of me and call him Shifty.

[Cindy Buzzedimisa]

I think Taylor Swift is like a 6.5. Maybe she needs to get rid of bangs and red lip stick. I don’t know she’s nothing to write home about.

Correct. If you saw her at the mall or Walmart or whatever you wouldn’t look twice. Female Napoleon Dynamite lookin bitch.

Ya you would. Her silver sequin dress she wore at some awards show is on display the Rock n Roll Hall Of Fame and you would have to have one bangin body to fit into that thing.

Anyway ya take the mil. Stalkers and getting dragged on sites like TMZ would suck. Along with a scathing song about you that you won't be able to get away from.

[Nate S Axel]

Rikki Rockett says she's very brave too, so she might even be willing to give a non-desperate Gossip Board poster a chance... or at least the time of day.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/poi ... 15613.html

[HueyRamone]

I'd date her sexy 6foot tall babeailcious ass, and have her foot the bill for everything. If we have a kid, the nannys and helpers can do all the unpleasant tasks, but even having the kid would prolly not happen, what with all the anal we'd be doing.

[Tommy]

This place is becoming the funniest site I frequent. Not on purpose though.

[DrumminAway]

Take 1 million and have 10 nights with Paula Abdul

Straight up.