1 million dollars or Taylor Swift baby daddy?
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1 million dollars or Taylor Swift baby daddy?
Which would you choose?
One million dollars is nice but knocking up Taylor Swift is like getting in a fender bender with a white man driving a Cadillac.
You are sitting on a goldmine.
One million dollars is nice but knocking up Taylor Swift is like getting in a fender bender with a white man driving a Cadillac.
You are sitting on a goldmine.
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Re: 1 million dollars or Taylor Swift baby daddy?
Soooo... 1 million dollars, or way way way more than 1 million dollars plus you're nailing Taylor Swift?
Man, this is so hard.
Man, this is so hard.
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Re: 1 million dollars or Taylor Swift baby daddy?
Take the mil.
The first guy who knocks up and splits with Taylor Swift is getting at least three albums written about him. And the wrath of nutjob Swifites who will take doxing to a new level.
The first guy who knocks up and splits with Taylor Swift is getting at least three albums written about him. And the wrath of nutjob Swifites who will take doxing to a new level.
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Re: 1 million dollars or Taylor Swift baby daddy?
You really think the billionaire chick won't sue you for child support after she dumps you? You know she would..
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Re: 1 million dollars or Taylor Swift baby daddy?
Take 1 million and have 10 nights with Paula Abdul
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Re: 1 million dollars or Taylor Swift baby daddy?
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Re: 1 million dollars or Taylor Swift baby daddy?
I like Paula, but isn't she kind of Nuts
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I'm not saying she's unattractive but she's not exactly smoking hot either.HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 9:07 am Soooo... 1 million dollars, or way way way more than 1 million dollars plus you're nailing Taylor Swift?
Man, this is so hard.
But regardless of her, it would depend on how many more millions you are talking about, a million dollars and not having to be associated with that level of fame is a pretty good deal.
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Re: 1 million dollars or Taylor Swift baby daddy?
1 million. Otherwise you would be treated like Kevin Federline the rest of your life and hunted by the paparazzi. Take your peace and run.
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Re: 1 million dollars or Taylor Swift baby daddy?
I think Taylor Swift is like a 6.5. Maybe she needs to get rid of bangs and red lip stick. I don’t know she’s nothing to write home about.
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Kevin is a fucking moron. He was on easy street as long as he didn't get remarried, and he did.ParaDime77 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 5:38 pm 1 million. Otherwise you would be treated like Kevin Federline the rest of your life and hunted by the paparazzi. Take your peace and run.
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Re: 1 million dollars or Taylor Swift baby daddy?
I'd knock her up, swiftly, on multiple occasions.
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Correct. If you saw her at the mall or Walmart or whatever you wouldn’t look twice. Female Napoleon Dynamite lookin bitch.MattleyCrue wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 5:45 pm I think Taylor Swift is like a 6.5. Maybe she needs to get rid of bangs and red lip stick. I don’t know she’s nothing to write home about.
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Re: 1 million dollars or Taylor Swift baby daddy?
Easily the million dollars. The last thing in the world I need is a bunch of psycho 14 year old girls burning my damn house down because Taylor decided to start fucking someone else.
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She was hotter at 22 than 32... like most girls are.JakeYonkel wrote: ↑Sun Oct 01, 2023 4:10 amCorrect. If you saw her at the mall or Walmart or whatever you wouldn’t look twice. Female Napoleon Dynamite lookin bitch.MattleyCrue wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 5:45 pm I think Taylor Swift is like a 6.5. Maybe she needs to get rid of bangs and red lip stick. I don’t know she’s nothing to write home about.
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Plus the baby's name is Trailor
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Nah I’d name him in honor of me and call him Shifty.
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Ya you would. Her silver sequin dress she wore at some awards show is on display the Rock n Roll Hall Of Fame and you would have to have one bangin body to fit into that thing.JakeYonkel wrote: ↑Sun Oct 01, 2023 4:10 amCorrect. If you saw her at the mall or Walmart or whatever you wouldn’t look twice. Female Napoleon Dynamite lookin bitch.MattleyCrue wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 5:45 pm I think Taylor Swift is like a 6.5. Maybe she needs to get rid of bangs and red lip stick. I don’t know she’s nothing to write home about.
Anyway ya take the mil. Stalkers and getting dragged on sites like TMZ would suck. Along with a scathing song about you that you won't be able to get away from.
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Rikki Rockett says she's very brave too, so she might even be willing to give a non-desperate Gossip Board poster a chance... or at least the time of day.
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I'd date her sexy 6foot tall babeailcious ass, and have her foot the bill for everything. If we have a kid, the nannys and helpers can do all the unpleasant tasks, but even having the kid would prolly not happen, what with all the anal we'd be doing.
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Straight up.