Succubyss wrote:I was referring to ralph's submission

Ha! Busted!

And, for anyone wondering, my second submission is going to be about a nerdy teenager who finds a meteor and transforms into a big, bald muscleman.

Let's see if I can do this without coming across as a total creep.... "So, where to?" It had been a long day, and I was grumpy. Two morning science labs, and a fight with my girlfriend, topped off with eight hours of driving stiffs and scumbags around, and I was about ready to call it a ni...

TheCrow wrote:I don't come to HATAS often

Do you think anyone really fucking cares?

Stop being a dumb cunt with your stupid questions and fifteen-years-too-late-shtick.

Now Chickie, just hold on one god-damned minute!


Joe Ellliot changed his hair style?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Fuck you then.

Only if it was prom, and the band was covering Simple Minds.

I'd also like to add another short threadjack about how I'm fixing to give a double-barrel-full-of-rock-salt enema to the next spurt-stain that types out a phrase like "roll with the big dogs".

No question that this ozzvandio character looks dumber than a huckleberry with this Dancing in the Streets nonsense. However, given that he managed to navigate to this corner of sludge to start a hater's thread leads me to assume that, dumb as he appears, he is probably still smarter than 75% of the...

I don't think she did.

From the few pictures I've seen, it would appear that your tits are quite a bit larger than theirs.

How do I know that this roxxstar character is a complete blowout?

At no point in his day does he manage to listen to any BOC.

I once tried using abbasolutely fantabbabulous in hopes it would catch on around here. Obviously it didn't.

Spirit crushing sorrow, thy name is Ralphy.

It blows my mind that you guys think he's better than Jake Yonkel. Well, Jake does like baseball. I guess, if I was Chicago, that would put him in my rankings somewhere just above Steve Bartman. ZVD would be the equivalent of Jim Edmonds and his St. Louis marriage. Hope that clears things up.

Is his mom's name Myra Gale, and was she 13 years old when she wed his father?

Holy hole-in-a-doughnut you're fast with the hate!

That's soooo hot.

Too Far Gone wrote:He's hilarious.

I appreciate your painfully obvious insights.

There's an SLD thread somewhere further down the page....don't forget to make a post indicating that he is German.

It's a trap Ozzy.

Don't trust her unless she's willing to do whatever it takes for you to lose your virginity.

I'm still trying to figure out if a Frenchman would get mad if somebody called him Frank.

Sorry Chickie, but I can't think of anyone off the top of the head.

I do wish, however, that Michael Phelps posted here. That bong picture has totally ruined my Beijing experience.

Where are your own redeeming, quality posts? I have yet to see evidence of it. How do you expect to see evidence of my quality posts when, as you yourself have stated, you skip over everything I say? To be honest, I'm surprised at how easily I've turned you into a little posting puppet. One little ...

Good gravy man! Now you're just making stuff up. What's wrong with you? And what in the fuck makes you think you have any redeeming qualities whatsoever that you feel I would, for whatever twisted reason, want your attention? Unless your dad works for a brewery, and you can get free schwag, you ain'...

Nah, I pretty much always ignored your lame ass until you started following me around. You obviously didn't 'forget'. That's a laugh, and you know it. Of course I started paying attention, who wouldn't, when you notice a little puppy yapping at your heels. You want me to ignore your posts? Don't re...

Obviously, you can't get my dick out of your mouth long enough to stop posting about it. So, let me get this straight... You imply I'm no good at this by saying I'm not very good at sucking shit, and that I should go drive a Delorean. You refer to me as a clone of another poster after calling me &q...

That's funny, considering I had pretty much forgotten you even exist. One question: Considering I've made somewhere between one and five posts all weekend, can you tell me which one of them makes you think I'm following you around. Smart money says it's the one where I used the terms "rampant u...

Your post says no, but the words you type say yes. Maybe it wasn't as scathingly mean as calling somebody a Kiss fan, but it would appear that "hosebag" was sufficient when I used it in that other thread. Or do you have some other excuse for following me around with your snivelling little ...

. What I mean to say is, you suck shit about as well as a 5 year old Walmart Hoover. What's the matter Festus? I thought you found my posts easy to ignore. I'll assume that your implication that I'm inadequate at sucking shit is meant to be some sort of burn. You might want to try again....I'll all...

Back on topic - everything deathcurse said about the Guyana Board is true. I've tried to get threads started on Big Star, Black Oak Arkansas, King Crimson, Rory Gallagher and Neil Young's Trans album recently, and they generate something between 10-15 replies on average. For what it's worth, yester...

END DC......cause ur a moron too...........keep lickin assholes on this board to make yourself feel impowered......stop riding on the coat-tails of your fans you pansy ass windbag!!!!!!!!! Good god man! I hope you're on crank, or learning english as a second language, to be posting something like t...

My initial response would be to agree; I would go so far as to speculate that it takes a certain type of person to use the "foe" function, and that type of person is known as a "homo". However, when I see a hosebag like upinsmoke wasting my valuable Kbps by quoting 12 inches of t...

The only thing that could have made Kockstar's story any better would have been the inclusion of Hairbangersball.

grayantimatter wrote: GordonBoy24?

That's the one....she just had that certain special kind of stupid.

See and that is a shame because I like Murray, he is mad at mommy and daddy and wanted to find what would piss them off the most. Raggae! Black music. That's a shame, if he submit to the RAWK he would be alright. Actually I am sorry to the FiendFamily, he is not a stupid person, he just in the midd...

grayantimatter wrote: Benders Breakfast takes the female title.

I've always sort of ignored Bender so maybe I'm wrong, but can she really be dumber than that Nascar fan from Florida....Murryfan or some shit....