So I'm dreaming that my thread, in all its fresh and attractive glory is up to nine pages and you guys are all over it like the little ants you are? Heh heh... No, I don't think I'm dreaming at all, owned one. :lol: Well you could have bigger threads, if you stopped running away from them, every ti...

DejaVuDoo wrote: It's not worth the time. It's too blurry and distorted.

Welcome to The Mob Restaurant, sir. Would you like to hear our specials? That would be great, thanks. For the past 2 months we have been serving up Fresh Rev-PWN3GE Daily. How do you prepare it? We barbecue him, boil him, broil him, bake him, and saute him. We have rev-pwn3ge-kabobs, pwn3ge creole,...

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:We need a poll.

I nominate Lech Walesa. It's time he had a Travolta-esque comeback.

Aquanetsuperhold wrote:
Its time for the, "Caption this photo portion" of this thread!

TMC pops in
To spread TRU METAL KULTURE
Young boy screams in fright

TheMetalChick wrote:"I just wanted to read haikus!"

Whiny fucking post
From idiotic windbag
Is still quite funny

Once again, for the slow. I NEVER paid a cent to play anywhere. The closest to paying was ONE time when we sold tickets for a Whisky show. We didn't pay. Other people paid. I think it only fair to note that this statement is, at best, disingenuous (feel free to use the link that Mitz provided, Rev)...

1. I came a little bit seeing Mitzi post again. She has that effect. No shame in it. 2. During that HUGE blackout years ago (I think it was Cleveland that got hit most? Maybe the northeast?) it was his brilliant idea that having a battery powered cable modem would help one stay online. Despite the ...

I got kicked out of Liberty University for pulling a knife on someone and telling them I was going to cut their throat. That doesn't sound very Christ-like, but it sure does explain a lot. Learning about God from Jerry Falwell is akin to being certified in drivers' ed by Eddie Griffin. http://media...

Hungwell wrote:

You have to love the ones that take a second to hit you.

Or maybe the whiskey makes me slow. Gold either way.

RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! [/size] I'm starting to feel like I'm at a Floyd concert, but the band are all Sleestacks. Is this what a flashback feels like, or is that the probe? Help me Lizzie! http://www.grannygear.com/Assets/Images/Races/Moab/2003/Sleestack_Virus.jpg

After more of the same, lame photoshopping, Dr. Forehead and Dr. toucan nose jokes and those wonderful jokes like Hungwell's oh-so-hilarious "Next best thing to a fire drill the Station Nighclub had ever seen" joke, You are so obtuse, and that is what makes this thread so fucking phenomen...

For Easter, this man of God will be posting a picture of a car that edmunds.com values at $762.00 trade-in value ($1073.00 for a private sale - thank you Jesus) assuming that it has a power moonroof and is in clean condition. http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/4/9709014432.jpg "PEEK-A BOO!!!" ...

MasterOfMeatPuppets wrote:I still remember the time when he made a big deal out of his half-alien best friend a couple of years back.

"Rev is not crazy, esai. He is my friend."

I had a good night though... Intimate steak and lobster dinner with friends followed by some drinks and socializing. Want pictures? :lol: So just to summarize: The guy who legally changed his name to "Rev", tells anyone who will listen all about how he is ordained, and indignantly defende...

Here's a picture of my car. http://www.draglist.com/photoimages/LV-test2003/Cavalier%20altered.jpg Keep in mind, that's not a picture of my exact car but it is built from the same model as my car. And yeah, it is a 2003 Cavalier LV. Yeah OK, but yours doesn't exactly look like that one. http://www....

Pimp My Rev

"I seent it! I seent it!
I was just walkin' down the street mindin' my own bidness, and this dude came out of Carvel and he had ice cream all runnin' down his arm, 'cause they don't never give you no napkin at Carvel..."

Once again, for the slow. WE DIDN'T CARE! We didn't care who the hell they were there to see as long as someone was putting us in front of them. ...our home crowd pretty much chose it as their favorite place to see us because it was closest. And if you think I jumped up on someone else's stage to t...