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by NickoLeeBenante
Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:30 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You Now
Replies: 389
Views: 156029

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

I, for one, love to see a fella' who got run off of this board come back around begging for attention. Still, since you weren't what made those threads worth reading (which is pretty sad if you think about it,) I don't hold out much hope for this thread.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.
by NickoLeeBenante
Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:49 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: taimedowneschin
Replies: 8
Views: 8162

Re: taimedowneschin

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by NickoLeeBenante
Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:12 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Replies: 39
Views: 33224

Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar

Fuckin' sweet! I kind of missed having Rockskar to kick around. He pioneered some classic melty moves back in the day. To wit: The Tampon Commercial® "You dipshits care way too much about this crap. I'm off to go (insert tampon commercial activity here i.e. camping, hiking, horseback riding, s...
by NickoLeeBenante
Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:59 pm
Forum: War Board
Topic: All right...time for a little bit of honest introspection...
Replies: 60
Views: 17281

Re: All right...time for a little bit of honest introspectio

I don't give a shit either way because the country is so polarized and neither party truly gives a fuck about the middle class, so my life hasn't really changed one way or the other regardless of who's in office. On one hand the piece of shit former (D) Governor of New Jersey enacted a state tax on...
by NickoLeeBenante
Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:13 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Poizond13 says "You're Gay".
Replies: 97
Views: 40684

Re: Poizond13 says "You're Gay".

Woah, P13 dude, if there is ever a Sludge event where everyone from here is in the same place and not just hiding behind a computer screen, I'd say if I were you I'd wear a Slipknot mask and hope to fuck no-one realizes who you are coz I think a few people here would kick your ass kid First time on...
by NickoLeeBenante
Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:11 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Ever regretted picking on Neversurrender
Replies: 81
Views: 127154

Re: Ever regretted picking on Neversurrender

Just curious if any of you ever thought to yourselves if you were ever too hard on the guy. http://archive.easymodo.net/board/jp/thumb/0022/44/1237024133059s.jpg Did that nugget of Freudian awesomeness really just get posted by a fella' calling himself "The bottom line"? http://thistleand...
by NickoLeeBenante
Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:00 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: Juan Williams
Replies: 76
Views: 24664

Re: Juan Williams

I can't make myself care much about the plight of a guy who got fired from one of his jobs only to sign a multi-million dollar contract extension the following day with another while unemployment hovers just below 10%. The only good thing that came out of this story were reports of indignant caller...
by NickoLeeBenante
Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:47 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Poizond13 says "You're Gay".
Replies: 97
Views: 40684

Re: Poizond13 says "You're Gay".

Earthquakes, terrorists, the Gulf full of oil, Palin/Bachmann 2012, yet through it all, P13 flails futilely against Metal Sludge ridicule that he obviously cares nothing about.

In uncertain times it's comforting to know that some things never change.
by NickoLeeBenante
Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:28 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: RockNRev - Fresh & Attractive
Replies: 511
Views: 235431

Re: RockNRev - Fresh & Attractive

Thanks! Coincidentally, I said the same to myself this morning when I looked in the mirror.

I gave up humility for Lent. I like to keep my goals realistic.
by NickoLeeBenante
Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:36 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: RockNRev - Fresh & Attractive
Replies: 511
Views: 235431

Re: RockNRev - Fresh & Attractive

Tomorrow is Good Friday.

I wonder if Rev will be posting pictures of his '88 Chevette somewhere. Just to keep the tradition going.
by NickoLeeBenante
Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:30 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: TheMentalSped Daily Quote Calendar Is Here!!
Replies: 384
Views: 351711

Re: TheMentalSped Daily Quote Calendar Is Here!!

Bumped out of respect for its timelessness.

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by NickoLeeBenante
Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:37 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
Replies: 15462
Views: 6210272

Re: The 5th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

http://dlisted.com/files/images/traceyslut2.jpg Damn, after further investigation it looks like this was total BS...well sort of: http://thenextweb.com/2009/08/22/4chan-launches-attack-christian-evangelists-facebook/ Still funny tho... :lol: Actually, that makes it funnier to me. http://memetical.f...
by NickoLeeBenante
Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:54 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?
Replies: 68
Views: 30040

Re: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?

Punk wrote:
NickoLeeBenante wrote:
Punk wrote:I'd like to be a senator...they seem to snag a never ending parade of tail.
You're referring to Larry Craig, obviously.
My petition to ban you will be successful.
Only if you can get cherokeepony to sign it.
:P
by NickoLeeBenante
Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:00 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?
Replies: 68
Views: 30040

Re: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?

Punk wrote:I'd like to be a senator...they seem to snag a never ending parade of tail.
You're referring to Larry Craig, obviously.
by NickoLeeBenante
Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:21 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?
Replies: 68
Views: 30040

Re: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?

Board history 101:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
- If you start a thread on Hatas, realize that it can and will probably turn around and become about you.
by NickoLeeBenante
Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:48 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Pimp_From_The_Grave is a fag
Replies: 37
Views: 67893

Re: Pimp_From_The_Grave is a fag

everytime that sonofabitch post something he has to put a face at the bottom, and that my friends is fucking gay. Id like to open hand slap that bitch with a slight downward motion to it. Fuck yeah! His posts aren't nearly as fucking Metal or Maniacal enough to hang with a hardcore badass motherfuc...
by NickoLeeBenante
Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:17 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?
Replies: 68
Views: 30040

Re: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?

If the mod opted to ban every troll, douchebag, and moron from the board, it would be left with less than 10 members. You would not be one of them. Pussyaching about how he "actually sucked the fun out of Sludge" for you is nearly as douche-chilling as ZVD drifting off to sleep reflecting...
by NickoLeeBenante
Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:07 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 53244

Re: uptheass

Bourbon Cowboy wrote:Image

Nice moobs.

Those lips and tits make him look like Angelina Jolie. If she had been born with an extra chromosome.
by NickoLeeBenante
Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:18 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 53244

Re: uptheass

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Despite the partially obscured text, I am pretty certain that his t-shit reads:
The
Binary
Social
Club
Where no one's a nerd

Sorry to break the news to you, Jasper, but whoever sold you that shirt lied.
by NickoLeeBenante
Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:15 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Replies: 234
Views: 99562

Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster

Beat ya to it. True, but it was worth repeating. That one will be worth requoting as a paragon of douchebaggery long after he is gone from this board. It has "Owned and Schooled" potential. Nome sane? eta - This was one of those quotes where I tried to think of some crack to go with it, b...
by NickoLeeBenante
Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:34 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Replies: 234
Views: 99562

Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster

no but I did take up deathcurse's challenge to try to get laid to a Rush song. Actually made it through half a verse of "Tom Sawyer" before I lost my erection and her vag dried up. seriously, she laughed and said "tell that deathcurse guy we tried, but.....no." *reaches for remo...
by NickoLeeBenante
Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:48 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: If Itwalksamongus was on fire and you had to piss....
Replies: 29
Views: 13961

Re: If Itwalksamongus was on fire and you had to piss....

Thebottomline wrote:...would you piss on him if he were on fire?
I would piss on him, but only the part of him that wasn't on fire, in order to add insult to injury.

Yes, I blatantly stole that from Mitzi. Deal with it or die with it on your mind.
by NickoLeeBenante
Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:15 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
Replies: 15462
Views: 6210272

Re: The 5th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

Hungwell wrote:Melty on his 6th birthday

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God damn that nearly gave me a seizure.
by NickoLeeBenante
Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:06 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: IggyPopWillItSelf II: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 56
Views: 25463

Re: IggyPopWillItSelf II: Electric Boogaloo

The Cusack wrote: You're just awful at this. You're making yourself look stupid.
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by NickoLeeBenante
Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:58 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Dear SLD
Replies: 6
Views: 5866

Re: Dear SLD

She appears to be quite happy with it.
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by NickoLeeBenante
Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:08 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: BlowJob Question....
Replies: 227
Views: 78329

Re: BlowJob Question....

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by NickoLeeBenante
Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:31 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Manchowder Cheerleader
Replies: 13
Views: 12192

Re: Cumonmyface Cheerleader

Doogie wrote:Cumonmyface Cheerleader
"ManChowderCheerleader" would have been funnier. Just thought I'd point that out.
by NickoLeeBenante
Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:58 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: The Ghey Man Cometh: Summer 2009!
Replies: 136
Views: 60010

Re: The Ghey Man Cometh: Summer 2009!

Um, let me ask you if the roles were reversed and you were producing Spiderman 4 - would you care what some nobody on the net thinks about you. There are only two answers possible to that question and they are both no. So by tirelessly arguing about it here, thereby proving how deeply you care what...