I, for one, love to see a fella' who got run off of this board come back around begging for attention. Still, since you weren't what made those threads worth reading (which is pretty sad if you think about it,) I don't hold out much hope for this thread.
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
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- Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:30 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You Now
- Replies: 389
- Views: 168097
- Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:49 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: taimedowneschin
- Replies: 8
- Views: 10610
- Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:12 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
- Replies: 39
- Views: 36462
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Fuckin' sweet! I kind of missed having Rockskar to kick around. He pioneered some classic melty moves back in the day. To wit: The Tampon Commercial® "You dipshits care way too much about this crap. I'm off to go (insert tampon commercial activity here i.e. camping, hiking, horseback riding, s...
- Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:59 pm
- Forum: War Board
- Topic: All right...time for a little bit of honest introspection...
- Replies: 60
- Views: 17608
Re: All right...time for a little bit of honest introspectio
I don't give a shit either way because the country is so polarized and neither party truly gives a fuck about the middle class, so my life hasn't really changed one way or the other regardless of who's in office. On one hand the piece of shit former (D) Governor of New Jersey enacted a state tax on...
- Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:13 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Poizond13 says "You're Gay".
- Replies: 97
- Views: 51979
Re: Poizond13 says "You're Gay".
Woah, P13 dude, if there is ever a Sludge event where everyone from here is in the same place and not just hiding behind a computer screen, I'd say if I were you I'd wear a Slipknot mask and hope to fuck no-one realizes who you are coz I think a few people here would kick your ass kid First time on...
- Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:11 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Ever regretted picking on Neversurrender
- Replies: 81
- Views: 176978
Re: Ever regretted picking on Neversurrender
Just curious if any of you ever thought to yourselves if you were ever too hard on the guy. http://archive.easymodo.net/board/jp/thumb/0022/44/1237024133059s.jpg Did that nugget of Freudian awesomeness really just get posted by a fella' calling himself "The bottom line"? http://thistleand...
- Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:00 am
- Forum: War Board
- Topic: Juan Williams
- Replies: 76
- Views: 25213
Re: Juan Williams
I can't make myself care much about the plight of a guy who got fired from one of his jobs only to sign a multi-million dollar contract extension the following day with another while unemployment hovers just below 10%. The only good thing that came out of this story were reports of indignant caller...
- Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:47 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Poizond13 says "You're Gay".
- Replies: 97
- Views: 51979
Re: Poizond13 says "You're Gay".
Earthquakes, terrorists, the Gulf full of oil, Palin/Bachmann 2012, yet through it all, P13 flails futilely against Metal Sludge ridicule that he obviously cares nothing about.
In uncertain times it's comforting to know that some things never change.
In uncertain times it's comforting to know that some things never change.
- Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:28 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: RockNRev - Fresh & Attractive
- Replies: 511
- Views: 247063
Re: RockNRev - Fresh & Attractive
Thanks! Coincidentally, I said the same to myself this morning when I looked in the mirror.
I gave up humility for Lent. I like to keep my goals realistic.
I gave up humility for Lent. I like to keep my goals realistic.
- Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:36 am
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: RockNRev - Fresh & Attractive
- Replies: 511
- Views: 247063
Re: RockNRev - Fresh & Attractive
Tomorrow is Good Friday.
I wonder if Rev will be posting pictures of his '88 Chevette somewhere. Just to keep the tradition going.
I wonder if Rev will be posting pictures of his '88 Chevette somewhere. Just to keep the tradition going.
- Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:41 am
- Forum: Sludge Lounge
- Topic: The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
- Replies: 15465
- Views: 6813355
- Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:30 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: TheMentalSped Daily Quote Calendar Is Here!!
- Replies: 384
- Views: 395776
Re: TheMentalSped Daily Quote Calendar Is Here!!
Bumped out of respect for its timelessness.
- Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:37 pm
- Forum: Sludge Lounge
- Topic: The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
- Replies: 15465
- Views: 6813355
Re: The 5th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
http://dlisted.com/files/images/traceyslut2.jpg Damn, after further investigation it looks like this was total BS...well sort of: http://thenextweb.com/2009/08/22/4chan-launches-attack-christian-evangelists-facebook/ Still funny tho... :lol: Actually, that makes it funnier to me. http://memetical.f...
- Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:50 am
- Forum: Sludge Lounge
- Topic: The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
- Replies: 15465
- Views: 6813355
- Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:54 am
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 40434
Re: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?
Only if you can get cherokeepony to sign it.Punk wrote:My petition to ban you will be successful.NickoLeeBenante wrote:You're referring to Larry Craig, obviously.Punk wrote:I'd like to be a senator...they seem to snag a never ending parade of tail.
- Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:00 am
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 40434
Re: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?
You're referring to Larry Craig, obviously.Punk wrote:I'd like to be a senator...they seem to snag a never ending parade of tail.
- Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:21 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 40434
Re: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?
Board history 101:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
- If you start a thread on Hatas, realize that it can and will probably turn around and become about you.
- Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:48 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Pimp_From_The_Grave is a fag
- Replies: 37
- Views: 109236
Re: Pimp_From_The_Grave is a fag
everytime that sonofabitch post something he has to put a face at the bottom, and that my friends is fucking gay. Id like to open hand slap that bitch with a slight downward motion to it. Fuck yeah! His posts aren't nearly as fucking Metal or Maniacal enough to hang with a hardcore badass motherfuc...
- Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:17 am
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 40434
Re: Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?
If the mod opted to ban every troll, douchebag, and moron from the board, it would be left with less than 10 members. You would not be one of them. Pussyaching about how he "actually sucked the fun out of Sludge" for you is nearly as douche-chilling as ZVD drifting off to sleep reflecting...
- Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:07 am
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: uptheass
- Replies: 141
- Views: 58305
Re: uptheass
Bourbon Cowboy wrote:
Nice moobs.
Those lips and tits make him look like Angelina Jolie. If she had been born with an extra chromosome.
- Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:18 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: uptheass
- Replies: 141
- Views: 58305
Re: uptheass
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
Despite the partially obscured text, I am pretty certain that his t-shit reads:
The
Binary
Social
Club
Where no one's a nerd
Sorry to break the news to you, Jasper, but whoever sold you that shirt lied.
Despite the partially obscured text, I am pretty certain that his t-shit reads:
The
Binary
Social
Club
Where no one's a nerd
Sorry to break the news to you, Jasper, but whoever sold you that shirt lied.
- Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:15 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
- Replies: 234
- Views: 107383
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Beat ya to it. True, but it was worth repeating. That one will be worth requoting as a paragon of douchebaggery long after he is gone from this board. It has "Owned and Schooled" potential. Nome sane? eta - This was one of those quotes where I tried to think of some crack to go with it, b...
- Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:34 am
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
- Replies: 234
- Views: 107383
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
no but I did take up deathcurse's challenge to try to get laid to a Rush song. Actually made it through half a verse of "Tom Sawyer" before I lost my erection and her vag dried up. seriously, she laughed and said "tell that deathcurse guy we tried, but.....no." *reaches for remo...
- Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:48 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: If Itwalksamongus was on fire and you had to piss....
- Replies: 29
- Views: 17599
Re: If Itwalksamongus was on fire and you had to piss....
I would piss on him, but only the part of him that wasn't on fire, in order to add insult to injury.Thebottomline wrote:...would you piss on him if he were on fire?
Yes, I blatantly stole that from Mitzi. Deal with it or die with it on your mind.
- Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:15 pm
- Forum: Sludge Lounge
- Topic: The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
- Replies: 15465
- Views: 6813355
Re: The 5th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
God damn that nearly gave me a seizure.Hungwell wrote:Melty on his 6th birthday
- Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:06 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: IggyPopWillItSelf II: Electric Boogaloo
- Replies: 56
- Views: 31502
Re: IggyPopWillItSelf II: Electric Boogaloo
The Cusack wrote: You're just awful at this. You're making yourself look stupid.
- Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:58 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Dear SLD
- Replies: 6
- Views: 7594
Re: Dear SLD
She appears to be quite happy with it.
- Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:08 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: BlowJob Question....
- Replies: 227
- Views: 83985
Re: BlowJob Question....
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- Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:31 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Manchowder Cheerleader
- Replies: 13
- Views: 18791
Re: Cumonmyface Cheerleader
"ManChowderCheerleader" would have been funnier. Just thought I'd point that out.Doogie wrote:Cumonmyface Cheerleader
- Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:58 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: The Ghey Man Cometh: Summer 2009!
- Replies: 136
- Views: 64462
Re: The Ghey Man Cometh: Summer 2009!
Um, let me ask you if the roles were reversed and you were producing Spiderman 4 - would you care what some nobody on the net thinks about you. There are only two answers possible to that question and they are both no. So by tirelessly arguing about it here, thereby proving how deeply you care what...