manofmetal wrote:
haha, delusional fools, im loving this, telling you 40 odd year old single virgins about the fun im having and you guys are all there masturbating and playing internet tough guy.

I bet most of you have comb overs?

Do you and Jordan share a laptop or some shit?

Delusional freak, you wouldnt stand a chance with me! Nope, she doest drip that much that i have to lap it up at all, seeing as some of you virgins dont get this let me explain the concept once again! Me and my gf, in a 69 with HER on TOP. Im doin a fantastic job (as usual) and shes coming, obvious...

So you're saying the normal wetness you get from going down on your girl should be compared to a mouthful of your cocksnot? Not even close, bro. And in the midst of trying to woo the ladies on here by letting them know how much you make your girl "squirt".....if it has any taste other tha...

manofmetal wrote: Nope, she just gets wet when shes excited, like most young healthy women do, has it really been that long for you??

My dog pees when she's excited. I told you she pissed on you.

manofmetal wrote: I do my part by swallowing her Juices, it would be good manners for her to swallow a bit of mine.

Because of the quantity of "her juices" that you keep referencing, personally, I think you've been pissed on.

Calexxia wrote:

So, basically, you don't mind if it gets spit back into your mouth for you to swallow?

The ranch on my salad I'm trying to eat just suddenly became extremely unappealing.

RPBitch wrote: Um, since when does a woman fill your mouth up with warm, salty, bleachy goo? Seriously. And don't give me that "she squirts" shit.

Was that really necessary? Seriously.

*HOI*

sludgerizator wrote:

shhhh... do you hear that??? alll the dudes of Sludge FAP FAP FAP!

Yeah, great topic.

Uh, yeah, not so much on that one. The smearing part kind of lost me.

manofmetal wrote:WOMEN OF SLUDGE

UNITE TO SUCK MY MAN MEAT AND PROVE JUST WHO IS THE BEST SUCKY SUCKER ON THIS FINE BOARD!

Yeah, ok, so every tit thread we post crashes and burns, and now you are going to solicit head.

This should be fun to watch.

No shitstick, I just addressed you in your own thread. Way to keep up. Sharp as a tack as always. THERE'S that 2 year old, name calling, temper tantrum of yours I have been pointing out to everyone!!! Way to bring it! Now to address your comment, WHY, just why, would I contribute to THAT thread? I ...

manofmetal wrote:
haha, my girl took it like a pro, although once she tasted the salt she took it out and i spunked on her boobies. Alls good.

That's almost sig worthy. Almost.

no i just had to out you all as the liars and disgusting fucks you really are on my way out. read the first post and perhaps comprehend something for once instead of being just another lapdog you fagotty freak. The fact that you can't seem to make a post without the words "dog" or "s...

look you fucking gay retarded loser, that was the point of this thread not the result of your failed existence. You mean, you actually came here to show your fucking stupidity and then consequently get banned? Bullshit. You just didn't think you would be outed as a psychotic, anal-fucking dog kille...

check123check wrote:
so go ahead and ban me already 'cause God knows I'm not worth the dog shit on my dick.

Fixed it for ya.

check123check wrote: oh wow, and you still come off as a douchefag wanna be? you rock dnoob!

I'm just curious. Did you at least take the dog to the park first, and let him have a playful day - before you decided to anally euthanize him?

You're both retarded the Dnoobie said all this shit went down before he began posting at this site. fucking dogfucking retards all of you. You ignorant cocksucker. You have to the fucking mong to end all mongs. Gee, if you had any fucking sense in your head, you'd see this, right under your goddamn...

you do realize that's all lies, or are you just some dumber than sanity lapdog? Even if it was, the fact that you're such a codsack makes it totally believable. Enjoy wearing that albatross around neck for the rest of your stay here, which I'm pretty confident will soon come to a close, dog-fucker....

you do realize that's all lies, or are you just some dumber than sanity lapdog? Even if it was, the fact that you're such a codsack makes it totally believable. Enjoy wearing that albatross around neck for the rest of your stay here, which I'm pretty confident will soon come to a close, dog-fucker.

SanityClause wrote:Have you sought any counselling for your sick perversions?

Does a bear shit in the woods? Or does a bear make your dog shit so hard that his asshole explodes?

Too bad this thread can't be renamed "The anal rippage of my dead dog Fido". Sure I could do that for your gay boring ass, but it would only encourage a dog-pile. A dog-pile, LMAO. Is it a bloody dog pile? http://depts.washington.edu/kexp/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/Grizzly%20Bear-Lar...

Luminiferous wrote:Women on horseback are quite erotic too Doog..

Wait til you hear the dog vs bear/peanut butter sandwich story..

There is absolutely nothing more I'd love to hear. Do tell.

Jesus dog molesting Christ are you STILL fucking whining because Stoner wanted nothing to do with you and you got yourself banned for stalking a 15 year old thinking she was the fetus of an abortion in your past?? Dude you really need to avoid Sludge..or shut off your internet... :shock: That shit ...

THAT'S IT?!?! That's ALL you got? Talk about a LAME post! I gotta say, I am actually disappointed now... And BTW...I DO have to agree with acefrehleysbeer, Doogie knows enough to not get banned here. I think we can ALL agree on that![/quote] No shitstick, I just addressed you in your own thread. Way...

NickoLeeBenante wrote:

Doogie wrote:Cumonmyface Cheerleader

"ManChowderCheerleader" would have been funnier. Just thought I'd point that out.

True that Nicko. It's good to see you posting more!

Too Far Gone wrote:Doogie is definetly in the top ten biggest losers on Metal Sludge right now.

And you're definitely in the top two most likely to be busted tending a glory hole in a public restroom.