Sup, Chip?!

People here are all about this Ohtani to Jays rumour. Obviously I'm a skeptic.

Mets might be garbs again this season. I can always jump back in when they're good again

LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 10:11 pm call Dean Ambrose to QB

Wish they'd call Aqeel Glass.

Goddamn I love this place.

Grendel: I love the quotes you pulled so much. dym truly is a master. TYFYS.

EvilRockPosh wrote: ↑Sun Feb 10, 2019 11:48 am All the young people I know are constantly fucked on MDMA. They all know there's no real future for them, getting absolutely aff yer tits is the only sane response.

'Cause life's a bitch and then you die.

Hiya, Mikk.

UtahRatt wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 1:04 am Mo Rivera 100%............There's no crying in baseball! If he played for Seattle he wouldn't be worshiped like Odin.

So true, so typical. You nailed it. What a regressive lot the baseball media often is.

Back to what? The middle of the pack in the Big Ten?

Sorry dude. Romeo Langford is astonishingly cool to watch, to be fair.

Why no neverending CBB thread?

Let's Go to Prison- 1/10. One long rape joke, so terribly unfunny. Shame, some funny people in this.

Stoner! Hey! Your sig pic is wonderful.

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 2:02 pm

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:55 am Jesus freak Hollis is cracking me up.

He's a holy puncher now.

YES!

I think it's pretty clear Trump took International Diplomacy at World Wrestling Entertainment University. Textbook stuff.

Williams had the keenest eye in the history of baseball. Not even Barry Bonds can measure up. For that, I give Williams the edge. You noted the military service effectively shortening his career too.

RIP, regardless of who started the thread.

HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Quit that baby talk. I stroke my cock and use it on beautiful women. Goddamn it!

wickedsensation wrote:

milk-milk-lemonade wrote:Livers can go south on ya.

Was that necessary?

Not really, but I do remember at one point he mentioned his drinking had gotten out of control and he was crashing on a buddy's couch for awhile. Anyway, he was always fun to shoot the shit with. RIP.

Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai- 7/10. Pretty cool! Whitaker is great, of course.

Back to School- 6/10. Pretty hilarious at times; it's an '80s movie about college so nothing Earth-shattering but some great comic performances.

American Movie- 8/10. This was AWESOME! Rewatchable for sure. I so felt for the depressed old dude.

I remember the Artemis thing with the alleged ladyboy enthusiasm and liked him more since that. Made him more real and relatable, you know?

Think he said some racist shit at some point, but many a Sludge member has been guilty of that.

This was truly terrific. I don't have much to add, but I dug the shit out of it.

I think this is exactly right. What do you say? Op-ed: The proposed legislation, which passed a preliminary Knesset reading last week, offers no dramatic changes and simply repeats things that already exist in the State of Israel’s different laws. Its main goal—giving Israel’s Arab citizens the fing...

Modern Romance- 8/10. Absolutely brilliant! Albert Brooks is great but I could see someone not liking this.

Yeah, I'm going to argue with this knobhead.

Machado wrote:

A true Yankee, a legend, and easily the most overrated ballplayer of my lifetime.

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:And here we have TODAY'S scandal that would've gotten a Democrat in the deepest of shits.

Right?!

I agree. He's exactly the kind of guy who'll have a hot few weeks and turn back into a pumpkin. But the Jays will take it while Tulo and JD are still out.

The local team wins its fifth in a row. Still a few games under .500, though, and I hardly expect guys like Smoak, Pillar and Goins to keep hitting given their respective histories.

Also surprised to see Cincy with their heads above water. Actually everyone but the Pirates is giving the Cubs a serious challenge so far! The NL East, on the other hand? All Nats.

Carlos Correa is just all kinds of fun to watch.

Man, I'd go see that if I was you. Sale is a monster! On his way to 300 Ks.