The mod agrees with grendel and I'm not banned yet? Maybe I should focus on the inadequacies of the mod, like the inability to raise the bar above a pile of dogshit. That really would have helped the site a lot. My biggest problem with this site is that you idiots make me arrogant, and I'm really j...

Metal Sludge wrote:

Grendel wrote:slicer, to be honest, I had forgotten how boring of a poster you are. You need to be banned.

I was thinking the same thing.
This guy isn't even mildly entertaining. I don't remember that he was before either.

seriously? Metal Blast is Fucking Iran was a classic!

Grendel wrote:slicer, to be honest, I had forgotten how boring of a poster you are. You need to be banned.

I'm no Don Dokken...you should be banned for being an overexposed asshole.

SoulsOfBlack wrote:slicer, are you really this stupid or is it just an act?
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=252440&start=30

who the fuck are you?

Grendel wrote:

kriptyc wrote:
Here's the crappy barely functional factory rip off version:

http://www.thosmoser.com/category/rocke ... do_rocker/

I kind of like that chair. I'm going to order one tomorrow!

asshole

What does the rocker look like? I posted a pic of one awhile back but it was taken down probably because it was such a signature piece it's equivalent to personal information. Just think of the best rocking chair in the world that really rocks far enough to give you a head rush. Also it had two leg...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:You say "imaginative", I say "schizoid".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOpsbAUEe90

eddie lee roth wrote: That's an easy one you dipshit everybody knows A.A. Milne wrote Winnie the Pooh.
Come up with something a lil more difficult there Hemmingway.

No, it was a story that began with a girl in a cage with a bear in some sort of freak show.

How come you didn't sue that furniture company for stealing your woodworking ideas? Turns out it was his lawyer who bought my rocker for $3,200 and then tried to patent it for me and failed. After that it started to be factory produced; it's like fashion: you can't stop cheap rip-offs. I should hav...

SoulsOfBlack wrote:

kriptyc wrote:idk I find them a bit boring and The Bear...don't get me started on bears...although I am now inspired to read that again.

Are bears as good as dogs?

you don't fuck with bears unless you are that one writer who fucked with bears. (name that writer you fucking idiot)

Grendel wrote:Maybe if you read that book you can write a book that is good!

I already wrote the best book; get over it.

Skate, Go back a couple of pages and read the excerpts from slicer's book. It's fucking horrendous! Especially if you were one of those with poor reading comprehension, literature snob. I know you're joking around but kidding aside... There's a lot of talent on Sludge and a lot of that talent is th...

Here's a story of Buddha for you written a few hundred years after his death by a scribe in Japan after Buddhism had expanded there. The Zen master looks to the sky and asks the Buddha to speak to him in the wind. He looks up and says "Many decades and many miles I have walked this path, I am ...

Sorry, too busy reading "No Country for Old Men." Crazy fact, Cormac McCarthy's publisher actually paid him to publish the book, instead of the other way around. Wonder why that is? The problem with cormac is he spends an entire book building up to nothing. Blood Meridian turned out to be...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41JYIC%2B9qzL._SL500_AA300_.jpg That look like a retard's rendition of ET phoning home. Let's make sure this is clear: You paid at least 900 dollars to a vanity press to publish your book. You paid to enter a contest. You didn't pay for an editor. You're paying...

Grendel wrote:Have you given any copies of your book to any aquaintences? What did they have to say about it?

hahaha they were dumb struck.


it's that good

Grendel wrote:After I geT dun rok climbing I wanT to Have a pIzza ParTY! YEAaaAAhhhY!!!

I like To sIng and clAp to the muSIc. YeaahYYyy! *drools*[/size]

jezus christ, drink you fucking faggot.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:

Kudos for hiring Helen Keller as your cover artist.

I did that myself about fifteen years ago. Amazing how the book fell into place after that.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BdBn_07Oo8Y/TbmEblVB5WI/AAAAAAAABpY/yewHSQVvB4o/s400/Parnham%252C+I.J.+-+The+Secret+of+Devil%2527s+Canyon.jpg http://bks5.books.google.com/books?id=OIN-AAAACAAJ&printsec=frontcover&img=1&zoom=1 http://pixhost.info/avaxhome/3b/9b/00169b3b_medium.jpeg http://s14....

SoulsOfBlack wrote:Looks like someone is setting themselves up for another banning soon!

If this place wasn't so dead I could still make it happen.

Grendel wrote:Correction - you shouldn't be allowed to possess firearms.

You still have any kickass swords?

judge not and you shall not get cut.

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Also, for the record: Writer's Digest used to be a valid organization which is why someone entered my book for me. Did your agent enter it for you? http://jumpingthezionistshark.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/brucefromfindingnemolaughing1.gif?w=320&h=240 wtf do you care? goddammit I'm going to hav...

A few years ago, and acquaintance of mine was dealing with a stalker. He wrote a book about how much he loved her; it included detailed fantasies about her bowel movements and was written in all lower case. The stalker published his book through the same company as slicer. Just saying. you fucking ...

Grendel wrote:You're probably not allowed to own firearms.

you're not allowed to speculate anymore.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:

kriptyc wrote:You ever wrote anything, dipshit?

LOLOLOLOLOL

^that doesn't count.

Also, for the record: Writer's Digest used to be a valid organization which is why someone entered my book for me. Now they are obviously digital douchebags like the rest of you.

Hundreds of people payed to enter that contest Hundreds of retarded people. And I read the link, asshole. Even if I hadn't, I'm smart enough to know it's a fucking ripoff: Bad writers desperate for validation pay good money to have an unqualified intern not read their manuscripts. You're a fucking ...