Chinese Democracy got me a free Dr. Pepper, as I was not and am not Slash.

Advantage Chi Dem in ranked choice voting.

My grasp of post-Powerslave theology is tenuous at best, but we’re supposed to disembowel, desiccate, and entomb Mike Love and John Stamos now, as well, right?

(Asking for a friend. Keep it clean with Al Jardine, kids).

Let us never speak of The Weirdness.

Vince Meal meats Lydia Lunch! All sandwiches double Decker! Carlos, u up?

My favorite is his live to two track work with the Catholics.

“Dog in the Sand” is like the Flying Burrito Bros from Mars.

Sucks. Lots of love, L-U-V.

If you don’t like duck, you’re rather stuck.

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 7:45 am Never mind. I know the answer.

Re: Pastor David Ellefson shows off wang in new home videos!!
Post by killdrum » Fri Jan 14, 2022 8:56 pm
Video up anywhere? Anyone snag it?

Oh, so he’s Cantstopthemusic. Y’all cum?

exitflagger wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2025 4:14 pm
Agreed, but then "great" and "perfect" have two different definitions.

Not per the next executive order.

Yes... perfect albums with a song or two that totally sucks. Am I understanding this correctly? No chance that "perfection" as applied to art is a completely meaningless concept, huh? Personally, I follow undefeated sports teams with a few losses. I hear you. But there are great parties, ...

Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2025 3:40 pm

poisonheart wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2025 3:22 pm I hereby nominate killdrum as Bath Salts Czar.

Not Bath Toaster Czar?

Not mutually exclusive. DOGE recommends merging.

I hereby nominate killdrum as Bath Salts Czar.

Charles Bukaki wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2025 8:53 pm I'm Your Man by Leonard Cohen would be a perfect album if it weren't for Jazz Police. It's not even a bad song, it just doesn't quite work.

Good call, there.

I only enjoy this song In My Secret Life.

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2025 12:57 pm As a teenager I loved Pavement but if you put them on now, it would mean nothing to me. I don't dislike them, but it would like someone putting on Taylor Swift or something--I'd just tune it out

Seeing Kim Gordon at Fire Aid reminded me that this is pretty much how I feel about Sonic Youth now.

Iron Maiden. I don’t like the sound of Bruce’s voice and they’re very very corny Up the Irons before and after and whatnot, but I got into Maiden during the No Prayer/FOTD era. I remember hearing Powerslave and earlier material and thinking analogously. That shit ain’t no “Mother Russia.” Thank Jee...

Kelly will still be there, I’m betting. This is presumably just more of the same special guest shit they’ve done before. They’ve been floating this since the rock hall, but apparently Lou was a “no” this latest time around because management wasn’t prepared to let him sing any of the big guns solo. ...

Keep forgetting the whole Krishna consciousness affiliation.

What’s her stance in the Cro-Mags feud?

Naw, listen to those verses on that song...they just grind. No chord changes, no changes that would let you find your place...combined with a bad IE mix, you could easily end up disoriented. Yeah, I’ll defer to you here, provided I don’t have to listen to that clusterfuck in total again. I was prem...

gtrjay wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 10:15 am

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 8:29 am A MAGA 9 but a real world 4.

That has to be the best explanation

SAT Analogies:

Tulsi : Repug Politicians
Bonnie Raitt: Slide Guitarists.

People are acting like she’s a goddess in virtue of not being Derek Trucks, here.

Portal - Glumurphonel

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 8:37 am My position has always been that they're perfect albums because they have that one shit song on it.

I call it "The 'Anything Goes' Theory."

For me, it’s the “Think About You” Conjecture.

Nevermind the Bollocks: Submission

St Valium pulls her in ears out part way through and is still waaaaaay off time. It ain’t the monitors, her synapses are a beat behind. She's a super talented musician, she was obviously having technical issues. Super talented musicians rarely if ever exhibit patent substance abuse issues. Right-o!...

killdrum wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2025 7:33 pm Never heard of a fascist that wants to return power back to the states.

Legitimate question: at what age did you stop masturbating to American Gladiators?

Big Clit Energy, brooooother.

I dunno man, I just did a gig on ears where every time I moved, one would fall out and fuck me up. It is VERY easy to get disoriented, especially for a throw-and-go thing like that where there was no time to fuck with levels and shit. Watching that was painful...it wasn't just her, almost every one...

St Valium pulls her in ears out part way through and is still waaaaaay off time.

It ain’t the monitors, her synapses are a beat behind.

The mother of all capos. Tremble in folksy fear, down-tuning ath-holes.

Are those proportions wrong, or are you getting a mandolin? Fuck that, get two. https://i.ibb.co/w7tsn3s/IMG-0241.jpg I’ve been on a kick since picking up the cheapo Loar on the left. The slightly less cheapo Eastman on the right I can’t put down. Changed the strings on a uke to GDAE so I can take ...

I just saw something on TV while channel surfing. A country artist was singing while playing an acoustic with a capo. He had a tight band. Near the end of his song, it modulated up a half step. While the band played the first note of the modulation, the guy moved his capo up a fret, then fell back ...