Rocktember?

Couldn't they get it together in time for Rockgust?

HueyRamone wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:55 pm

So hot out that i bought a portable AC yesterday and it made my bedroom cooler and pleasant to sleep in. The real test is tonight. I'm confidant it'll do well.

What, like you are keeping its secrets of something?

YOU GUYS. YOU ARE FAILING. CLASSIC CARSON SETUP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3rtPA6XnA0

HOW HOT IS IT????

When I used to tour, 50% of my shitting was at venues, (the rest mostly hotels and/or/Denny's), and since on an arena tour, your home base/dressing room was usually either the home or visiting team locker rooms, I always used to wonder what sports legends had shit in the exact same toilet before me,...

Terrapin wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:36 am

I just looked at him, i kinda laughed i sad 'hey man, i am cool!'

What be this??? Go for the whole thing...

"I am cool, I am the breeze".

I'm not saying anything one way or the other...but this is a real thing, and it is HILARIOUS when it happens:

https://www.steadyhealth.com/topics/i-f ... course-why

Reason enough to go spelunking. You might hit the OFF switch.

https://traveltip.org/pix/visited_countries.php?ct=chhkinidjaksmynppksntwthkemogmnlrsspszukcamxusas&u=1 I would say my list is somewhat impressive, as , apart from England, Canada, and China, i have not left the states in 23 years. Pffff...looks impressive that way, when you cross off a country at ...

I was expecting Kix.

Every band listed did as well or better than they deserved.

It's not Taco Bell, bitch. It's El Pollo Loco. THEN GET THE FUCK BACK IN YOUR CHICKEN SUIT AND GET BACK OUT ON THE STREET. THESE BIRDS AIN'T GONNA SELL THEMSELVES! Sleek, when you worked for Poison and LAG, did you own a pair of pink boots like Stevie did when he was in Tuff? No. I had black boots ...

Tommy2Tone84 wrote:

Same reason you work at taco bell. $$$

It's not Taco Bell, bitch. It's El Pollo Loco.

THEN GET THE FUCK BACK IN YOUR CHICKEN SUIT AND GET BACK OUT ON THE STREET. THESE BIRDS AIN'T GONNA SELL THEMSELVES!

Wow! Can't believe I was done with hair metal over 30 years ago! And ten thousand, one hundred and four posts later, you’re still ‘done with it’ :lol: You look at my posts, it's pretty much about how kiss is Shite, old metal is good and most hair metal is bullshit. You're not going to see me much i...

You were? Weren't you working for and being "bros" with Poison two years after the release of Theater? Yah, but I wasn't buying hair metal records anymore. Hmm...I wonder what the last hair metal album I bought was? LAG's Hollywood Vampires :?: :D Bitch, i didn't buy that. They GAVE me one. Spray p...

Tommy2Tone84 wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:05 am

Sleek wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:55 am

Wow! Can't believe I was done with hair metal over 30 years ago!

You were? Weren't you working for and being "bros" with Poison two years after the release of Theater?

Yah, but I wasn't buying hair metal records anymore.

Hmm...I wonder what the last hair metal album I bought was?

Wow! Can't believe I was done with hair metal over 30 years ago!

In France they be wearing Stones & Ramones shirts freshly bought from H&M (and they can't name a single tune). I saw one of the youngs in a Venom shirt the other day. Probably the closest I've ever come to walking up to somebody and yelling:"NAME ME THREE OF THEIR SONGS OR I AM PUNCHING YOU IN THE ...

That was so incredibly gay, it was almost 40% as gay as real Kiss. I made it about 15 seconds after the stupid leopard thing. There was a leopard thing? I just fast forwarded to when the music started. It was sort of weird, watching talented musicians playing KISS! Stupid leopard thing was the high...

That was so incredibly gay, it was almost 40% as gay as real Kiss.

I made it about 15 seconds after the stupid leopard thing.

In France they be wearing Stones & Ramones shirts freshly bought from H&M (and they can't name a single tune). I saw one of the youngs in a Venom shirt the other day. Probably the closest I've ever come to walking up to somebody and yelling:"NAME ME THREE OF THEIR SONGS OR I AM PUNCHING YOU IN THE ...

They should do the thing like Metallica, where they have an anniversary show and have everybody who has ever been in the band play.

Except for they'd have to reverse it so the crowd would be onstage and the seating area would be all the band members...

I don't see the ads on my pc, but when I check the site on my phone, every board page takes forever to load because of that bullshit...if you were TRYING to annoy people into abandoning a site, this is how you would do it. I think the whole story is told by the "Who is online" bar at the bottom of ...

I don't really give a shit about lyrics in general. It's just some idiot saying stupid shit over the music.

...also why I don't like rap.

I don't see the ads on my pc, but when I check the site on my phone, every board page takes forever to load because of that bullshit...if you were TRYING to annoy people into abandoning a site, this is how you would do it. I think the whole story is told by the "Who is online" bar at the bottom of ...

I don't see the ads on my pc, but when I check the site on my phone, every board page takes forever to load because of that bullshit...if you were TRYING to annoy people into abandoning a site, this is how you would do it. I think the whole story is told by the "Who is online" bar at the bottom of t...

Can we please get a mod to move this to The Smelly Ass Locker Room?

Thanks.

*flick* wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:10 pm

Leigh Raven.

I like the split tongue, but that girl needs to stfu. Her dorky voice really fucks up the whole thing she has going on...

suckit wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:46 pm

HueyRamone wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 15, 2018 3:18 am

One chick from the video grew up to be hot as balls... at least in this 2006 doc:
https://youtu.be/ueTZjqxMOh4?t=46

she aight. grew up/cleaned up pretty well. "hot as balls" is a bit of a stretch.

You haven't seen his balls.

I'm god damned Buddy Holly, and I say the monkey flies the plane!

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:44 pm

But he def makes the Big 4 for dudes...along with John Holmes, and of course Ron Jeremy. Who is #4?

$tEvil

ROCCO'S gotta be in there. Dude is a beast.

No, it's true. He's one of the background dudes. He grew up back east but has been doing music in L.A. Since at least the nineties. He's part of the label that puts out Junkyard and Supersuckers records. I knew the guy forever and had no idea, then I was reading an article about heavy metal parking ...