I'll let you know when I get there.

Gotta love how Donnie goes a few days without saying something stupid or making idiotic threats and everybody just assumes he's dead.

It's entirely possible to use the term "hair metal" or "hair band" and still like that kind of music. Or at least the best examples of it, which is the same with just about any other genre. The people who would much rather it be called "super heroic and sexually superior met...

Okay so he fell. I saw the headline and thought he must've broke his arm from jerking off.

I only beat my wife wearing a classic Afflicted t-shirt. Just as Trump and the Lord intended.

That guy's voice is horrifying.

Back On The Streets and Throw It All Away both have kickass guitar riffs. But I have a soft spot for Clean The Dirt. My wife turned me on to them years ago and I couldn't believe they had the cajones to float Tex and the Horseheads out there to a metal audience. Got my interest piqued right off the...

Back On The Streets and Throw It All Away both have kickass guitar riffs. But I have a soft spot for Clean The Dirt. My wife turned me on to them years ago and I couldn't believe they had the cajones to float Tex and the Horseheads out there to a metal audience. Got my interest piqued right off the ...

I saw Nelson on a multi-band festival bill about 5 years ago and I had the same experience. I would rather get stabbed than actually put their music on to listen to, but in a live setting they seem like a completely different deal. More rock and roll, more off-the-floor and less of that creamy, chee...

RIP. Junkyard ruled.

Leave it to a Trumpie to do a cowardly drive-by and run away for... what will it be this time OP? 5 years? 6 years?

Every accusation is a confession. They learn it from Donnie.

OG guitarist died yesterday. George Kooymans. RIP.

His tits and his ass are currently pining for the Fiords.

S.A.T.O.

Mike Johnson is dodging like a dilated asshole in the penitentiary.

"You want to know more about the Epstein files? That's it! I'm closing up shop!"

No corruption, no corruption! No collusi... I mean... no corruption!

What a bummer. RIP big Oz.

Being caught cheating in public sounds like the kind of poor decision making typical of somebody goofy enough to be a Coldplay fan.

" showed out" Oh god, that one is so fucking stupid. It's obvious that somebody got "showed up" and "turned out" mixed up, which is a huge pet peeve of mine, and decided to take their lack of articulation and just create a new elite level of retarded. Like somebody pre...

She is human salt peter.

"Level up".

How bout shut up?

"Pretty woman stop a while
Pretty woman talk a while
Pretty woman shit a pile for me..."

I think that's right.

AlexVonHaig wrote: ↑Sat Jul 05, 2025 4:21 am this is a fresh one "that dog don't hunt"

Bitch please. About as fresh as white dog shit.

In reference to guitars:

Most Gibson guitar doinks like to call their Les Paul a "burst". "I just bought my dream burst". Ugh.

Also when guys call pickups on a guitar "pups" it kinda makes me wanna go postal.

"Got some sweet new pups on my burst"... KYS

The idiots passed the big fuck you bill. Down the shitter we go...

Not everybody survives years of drug use with their brains unaffected. Some people get wacky/nutty, some people just kinda become human turnips. I have several friends from my wild years who can barely even speak anymore.

I was surprised there wasn't an "Alford plea" aspect to this. I guess we can all look forward to deep-dive psychoanalyzing this guy for years to come.

I see those Wegovy commercials and I've always figured the jingle song is saying "WE GOOBY!"

rockker wrote: ↑Sat Jun 21, 2025 6:21 pm I still spin Songs About Hate Fucking a couple times a year…

If anybody has a spare copy of this CD I'd be interesting in taking it off your hands.

Donnie apparently thinks you can walk up to the most dodgy looking nimrod in a bar, punch him square in the face and then immediately say "Hey, that punch was all in the past! Let's let bygones be bygones!" and somehow that would work.

Never have figured out if in J Geils Band "Love Stinks" he says: You'll hear it call Your heart will fall Then love will fly It's gonna soar or You'll hear it call Your heart will fall Then love will fly It's gone, that's all They both sound plausible. I always heard it the "that's al...