Turner Coates wrote:

vlad wrote:^^^^
What does the Russian economy have to offer us? I am seriously just asking here?

All seriousness aside, the answer is strange looking potatoes and burlap dresses.

... and nerve gas.

Interestingly enough, regarding the "60 Minutes" interview last night, the Stormy Daniels answers probably weren't the Earth-shattering revelations people were hoping for, but her lawyer Michael Avenatti is a force, man. He's playing the media in the right way, teasing that there's much m...

cowpins wrote:

Gazpacho wrote:

That-guy wrote:Who would fuck a porn star without protection?

I’ll take “Other Pornstars” for $1,000 Alex.

You're not funny Assnacho. We wish your father wore a condom.



That was my Chip impersonation. How did I do?

Needs more desperation. Like this board is the only thing that he has in life.

I’ll take “Other Pornstars” for $1,000 Alex. True. And, if the pee tape is real, Trump is kind of a porn star. :lol: Well, he did have a cameo in an actual soft porn movie several years ago. edited: It was a Playboy film. He popped a bottle of champagne all over the Playboy logo on a limo. That's n...

I doubt Daniels says shit. She’s still under the NDA. What can she say? At any rate, if she knows something, why the big push to speak up now? Why not before the election? I think she’s an attention whore and little else. Let the attention whore talk. The more she talks, the more it pisses off that...

March For Our Lives today . . . Which is nothing but a giant circle jerk that will do absolutely nothing but litter the streets of DC with trash and fuck up traffic for a day. This shit may have worked in the 1700's, when the people actually scared the government. Now? Utter waste of time and money...

exitflagger wrote:One of the potential dealbreakers on hiring John Bolton as national security advisor was that Trump apparently doesn't like his mustache.

His. Mustache.

Jesus fucking Christ.

But Donnie Dump loved Hitler's moustache.

Don Jr. a philanderer? Hey man, don't you know? Monogamy is for peasants! Jr.'s wife probably should have been out the door once that happened, but she continued on and had two more kids with the guy. One could judge her and talk about what dumb choices she made from the get-go with the guy, but yo...

McCabe's statement: I have been an FBI Special Agent for over 21 years. I spent half of that time investigating Russian Organized Crime as a street agent and Supervisor in New York City.. His opening line is absolutely the most important one in his entire statement. Make no mistake, that is a missi...

Turner Coates wrote:

Luminiferous wrote:Okay who's next on the chopping block?

Does this count?
Vanessa Trump files for divorce from Donald Trump Jr.
https://pagesix.com/2018/03/15/vanessa- ... -trump-jr/

There go the conjugal visits.

Luminiferous wrote:Now that Stormy's ready to return the $130K hush money, what are Drumpf and Cohen's next move?

Making sure to watch out for each other when one of them drops the soap in the prison's shower room.

TawnyVonJagger wrote:Betsy DeVos is the stupidest person on the planet, and it's not even close. Fucking Dym looks like a Rhodes scholar next to her.

Simply another Trump cunt.

TravisBicklesMohawk wrote:Any woman who wants to suck Trump’s dick . . . I can’t even.

#MoneyWhore

Can Trump legitimately block Twitter users? One judge says, "Not so fast, Donnie!" https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-twitter/u-s-judge-questions-whether-trump-can-block-twitter-users-idUSKCN1GK28X Meanwhile, Donnie is reportedly very upset with Huckabee Sanders over how she's h...

I think it's imperative that Melania (if she lasts that long in the marriage) agrees to let science someday study Donald Trump's brain. This is important for science, for history. It's a public service, really, to benefit not just the United States but the world at large for generations to come. :D...

Saw this analogy and thought that I'd share Chess analogy; A. * Mueller takes pawn * Trump-supporter; "It is just a pawn (coffee-boy?). It doesn't matter. Nothing on President Trump. We are winning!" B. * Mueller takes minor piece * Trump-supporter; "It is just a bishop (insignifican...

I have no doubt that Cadet Bonespurs has nerves of steel when dealing with situations involving blood and injuries... The man is made of stone! Trump shared with Stern in July 2008 while discussing his lifelong aversion to blood, is a bit... different. Once upon a time, Trump explained matter-of-fa...

A five-time military deferment champion says he would have, even if unarmed, run heroically into a school being massacred by an assault rifle-wielding shooter. Sure, that logic checks out. Moggio Huckabee Sanders attempted to run damage control regarding that statement... “I think he was just stati...

Trump says military parade would be great for country's spirit :lol: :lol: :lol: https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/25/politics/trump-military-parade-veterans-day/index.html "It will give all the military guys a chance to show their love for America by saluting their president, and boy, will they sal...

I'm not a fan of Melania's, I mean people are always saying how intelligent she is and how she speaks multiple languages, but what has she done that is so impressive? Yes she has an attractiveness to her, if you're into the plastic Barbie doll look, but she doesn't come off like someone I would thi...

Parkland survivor to Melania Trump: Stop Donald Trump Jr. from cyberbullying me https://www.aol.com/article/news/2018/02/24/parkland-survivor-to-melania-trump-stop-donald-trump-jr-from-cyberbullying-me/23370133/ A 14-year-old survivor of the recent school shooting in Parkland, Florida, has pleaded ...

I think I have a workable idea for school shootings and security in any place. I’m sorry, we’ve unanimously decided to go with Kiss Crue’s proposal. We thank you for your submission and urge you to apply again in the future. I've modified my idea. The robotic security units could have KISS logos on...

I asked one of my Trumptard tenants why, if he doesn't support gun control on the grounds that people who want to break the law will find a way regardless, does he support spending 8 billion dollars in taxpayer money on a wall if people who want to break the law will just find a way. He just said t...

I asked one of my Trumptard tenants why, if he doesn't support gun control on the grounds that people who want to break the law will find a way regardless, does he support spending 8 billion dollars in taxpayer money on a wall if people who want to break the law will just find a way. He just said t...

The shirt sleeve thing is weird. Can he not remember that he's the 45th president or something? His staff had all his shirts stamped "45" after he got royally pissed off on Presidents Day. He thought he was supposed to get a cake and presents. He plans to sell the shirts on Ebay. Ha! Good...

https://i.imgur.com/tMBz9Ez.jpg The shirt sleeve thing is weird. Can he not remember that he's the 45th president or something? Also, while looking at the photo of him flanked by the kids, I realized, on a totally irrelevant note, how sick I am of those fucking stupid big, overcompensating ties. Is...

Just waiting for the day when the Trump hits the fan. I predict he won't handle it very well at all. I honestly wonder what his reactions to the smoking gun developments are going to be as well. I remember people being quite shocked when he wrote on his Twitter feed "DO SOMETHING!", implo...

Turner Coates wrote:

risingfarce wrote:Just waiting for the day when the Trump hits the fan.

I predict he won't handle it very well at all.

At least he'll have company when he's behind bars: his son, daughter, and son-in-law. They'll
all be on the same side of the bars. Great, big family reunion.

Just waiting for the day when the Trump hits the fan.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/25/trump-reportedly-ordered-mueller-fired-last-year-but-then-backed-off.html WASHINGTON — President Trump ordered the firing last June of Robert S. Mueller III, the special counsel overseeing the Russia investigation, according to four people told of the matter, but ult...