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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:29 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: NFL 2011 Thread
Replies: 3339
Views: 783936

Re: NFL 2011 Thread

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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:32 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3920798

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

Mitchum is awesome in Cape Fear (and in general). If you haven't seen it yet, be sure to check him out in The Night of the Hunter (1955) - arguably his best role.
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:28 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Pussy: To shave or not to shave
Replies: 79
Views: 37691

Re: Pussy: To shave or not to shave

I'm just wondering how all these guys have ended up with pussy hairs in their teeth. Do you dudes gnaw on her mound or something? If you attack like a ravenous dog on a chunk of rawhide...if you really lose yourself in the pussy au pubic poivre , you'll go home with a cuntscented filament goody bag...
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:20 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: taimedowneschin
Replies: 8
Views: 11152

Re: taimedowneschin

Metal Sludge wrote:I can't remember the screen name that guy used
memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=143270
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:35 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???
Replies: 33
Views: 16651

Re: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???

No idea!


Oh, and


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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:31 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???
Replies: 33
Views: 16651

Re: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???

I get the feeling that some of the NINgals suffer from SQUIRT INVERSION - while it is most unfortunate for their lovers, at least it provides the ladies with a viable explanation for their muffin tops.


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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:04 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???
Replies: 33
Views: 16651

Re: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???

Any chance for a Lounge Fun Gush akin to an astonishing arc of acrid aqua emanating from your paraurethral ducts will no doubt be summarily squelched by a member of the prowling Wet Blanket patrol. http://api.ning.com/files/xDdpjyDJJutqxQGaDHye9c2vor-MrGcaddAZqWXphufCK-4uNEoV4p1LHRfF5dMoAlToR6Yy67KI...
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:09 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Getting ripped over here!
Replies: 15
Views: 6940

Re: Getting ripped over here!

Best wishes, Creatine Tard.
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:50 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The official NHL thread
Replies: 7003
Views: 2065516

Re: The official NHL thread

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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:37 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The official NHL thread
Replies: 7003
Views: 2065516

Re: The official NHL thread

The hit made me think of the crash that killed Dale Earnhardt 10 years ago - looked pretty innocuous when it happened, especially when compared to any of the more spectacular crashes that happen in races. At any rate, the two previous replies are correct - there was no way to know the seriousness of...
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:02 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: The DOLTS Road BACK To The Tardbowl Starts Today!!
Replies: 130
Views: 62795

Re: The DOLTS Road BACK To The Tardbowl Starts Today!!

MitziDupree wrote:plucky dorkfish
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Let's fornicate, you gay nigger cunt twat bitch.
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:39 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois
Replies: 9058
Views: 3563014

Re: NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

"Anal_prolaps.jpg" in that last hyper link - who'da thunk it would be a photo of a prolapsed anus?
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:37 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ladies : What's your favorite
Replies: 31
Views: 15746

Re: Ladies : What's your favorite

ERIC sounds kinda hot for an old fart.
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:17 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: NFL 2010 Thread
Replies: 843
Views: 200682

Re: NFL 2010 Thread

For those of you interested in the Brady vs. Manning discussion:


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/w ... n&hpt=Sbin


:)
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:33 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
Replies: 15465
Views: 6891654

Re: The 6th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

IDIAMINDADA wrote:So what the fuck is Y?

I am sure the answer is retardedly simple...but...I am drawing a blank.
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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:36 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 367186

Re: chickenona and RBOs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

:!:

Not only am I male, but I have been told on more than one occasion that my "buttocks are sublime", so it would seem that my dumper is neither slacking nor lacking.

Yay is me!
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:26 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 367186

Re: chickenona and RBOs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

The spectacular tumult of the past two pages has given me serious pause with regard to the potential airing of yet another sizzling tale from my college glory days. While there's no doubt in my mind that the potent combination of my rock hard youthful dong, the vigorous hand wafting of teeming backd...
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:12 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 367186

Re: chickenona and RBOs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

"Hammy" *and* "densely muscled fuck machine" on the same page?!?


OH NOES.


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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:13 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 367186

Re: chickenona and RBOs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

That swipe obviously isn't in reference to me.


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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:12 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 367186

Re: chickenona and RBOs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

YOU'RE BETTER THAN A THREAD ABOUT FUCKING, SARA! WOOT!


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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:54 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois
Replies: 9058
Views: 3563014

Re: NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

Please, ladies...


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...let me mediate this...
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:24 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Retard Soup: 2010 Recipe
Replies: 80
Views: 46803

Re: Retard Soup: 2010 Recipe

:x
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:44 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
Replies: 276
Views: 132322

Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?

That's right, Ms. Dupree - send the little whippersnapper on his way.


I, on the other hand, would politely request that I stay after for some extra credit studies...


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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:35 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12421
Views: 3245392

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

http://i54.tinypic.com/2rzyiqe.jpg Is Porky Pig sneering "Fuck youze!" twice to a player on the field or as a delayed reaction to the hot dog vendor shutting down his request to buy the entirety of his case? Here's hoping the Ranger right fielder walked over to the idiot in the sideways c...
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:56 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 367186

Re: chickenona and RBOs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. :)