Two, you pulled that little account out again just for me and all but 5 of your posts with it are dedicated to me.

Bwahahaha!!! You went and looked up all of my posts!!!


I OWN YOU!!!

BOW TO ME!!!

I AM YOUR QUEEN OF THE PING PONG!!!

Just for fun, Revvy, which part was sarcasm? They both seem like emphatic, sincere statements. Was it the statement about having the band, the cars and the lovers in waiting? Or was it the statement about finding a good woman? Mitzi (I'm voting on the "good woman," because I can see where ...

Oh, and P.S. - How funny is THIS? My friends all tell me I'm wasting WAY too much of my time on this username on said message board, but what do they know? Posted by Rev: post count 7074 About Mitzi Dupree: post count 32 Poor little loonboy wants me to go away. Touch a few nerves, don't I? I know, I...

I've seen the pictures, 2T. It's definitely a Hair Don't. I doubt and I can't seem to be able to read my own words. Neither can anyone else. Maybe you need to post my word. Okey Dokey! Here's what you said today: So now while all you suckers who never lived are trying to grow your hair, get a fancy ...

Dear Diary, Another lonely night. I just don’t understand why I can’t find a man. I’m hot - the guy at the tattoo shop even said so! Granted, he’s 54, weighs 300 pounds and he smells funny, but still, he has a penis. I think. I finally broke down and put up my profile on match.com. Hopefully, that’s...

We're endemic to him because his emolument is so much larger than ours. I found a dime in the sofa cushions this morning, 2T. If match it, maybe we could split a package of Top Ramen for lunch? (snigger). Mitz (Here ya go, "Revvy" - www.dictionary.com Seeing how you went to a university th...

Chalk one up for another positive! Bye bye Skullet! Mitz (I'm sooooooo gelus of him going to a fancy spa and salon! He couldn't just say he was getting haircut, could he? He had to make me feel like a lesser person because he's going to a FANCY SPA AND SALON! Damn you, Rev. DAMN YOU!!!!) P.S. - Thos...

There have been some positives and negatives to come out of this thread. One of the biggest positives is the return of Rattlehead, a gentleman who understands the true power of flaming with comedy. One of the biggest negatives is that the 14-24 male demographic all over the world is scrambling to fi...

Feel free to answer for me anytime!

See, I was going to say he should apologize for wasting skin.


Mitz
(Either one works.)

Dear Rev,

I don't see you admitting your mistake or apologising and I don't expect you to. I just expect you to be wrong and continue on as if everything is OK. It's what you do and it's why we own you.

Always have... Always will

Love,

Mitzi

In all my years on Sludge, I have never seen anyone get played as badly as Rev has on this thread. His knee-jerk responses and desperate need to be viewed as "better" and "right" have been simultaneously comical and sad. Because of this, I came to the conclusion that Rev was the ...

I got kicked out of Liberty University

Let me guess......










you were an archaeology major?

I do that a lot, with a lot of different licenses and certifications. It's called bettering yourself and making yourself more valuable. I's just waitin for Rev to tell us how stoopid we was to waist all that time in collage and gradiet skool. D'oh! I jest coulda got me a drivers lisense and a purty...

And yet, Stoner, somehow he claims to be more educated than I am.

I'm licensed by the state and I work for myself. I can form just one class and drop 40 students into it @ $469.00/each and walk away with $18,000+ in 30 hours every time I do. "Walk away with" generally means "clear." Now we find out you have to pay taxes and expenses. Funny tha...

Oh - and P.S. - Wow! Prices can be looked up? NO WAY!!!! How about the price at one of the places I subcontract to instead of the cheapest price your jealous little eyes could seek out? How about the place that Eddie Przydzial keeps calling looking for me? The schools I contract out to are in the An...

I fucking ROCK!

There, there. Of course you do.










ALL 40 year olds that live with mom "ROCK".






Mitzi
(I know, I know - I'm jealous. I have a real jones for "garden art.")

Oh good Christ. I've been gone a couple of days, so I'm little behind. Let me see if I have this right: Rev fixes computers. And makes tons and tons and tons of money doing so. But he's a great, philanthropical, socially minded guy who cares about the youth of America. So he teaches Drivers Ed, too?...

Try your sister again.

Nice work!

Mitz
(I honestly expected you to go for the obvious, given the thread title and all. For that, I apologize.)

One day I'm going to find myself a good woman and settle down and start a life

Well, at least you've come to the realization that you have no life. I think we're making some progress here.

Mitzi
(Baby steps, Rev - baby steps.)

See, I'm an entertainer, folks. It's one of my claims Rev, you’re no more an entertainer than the OptiGrab was in The Jerk, or the Laboratory was in Young Frankenstein. You’re merely a convenient vehicle that sets the stage for the truly talented to showcase their skills. Let’s call it the Sludge e...

*ring* *ring* J: What now? R: Jack, dude, I need another picture. J: Fuck off, Rev R: No, really, it’s important J: Whatever it is, it isn’t as important as my nap R: My reputation is on the line, dude. I need this picture BAD. If you don’t take it, the limos might start showing up outside of my hou...

*ring* *ring* J: Hello? R: Hey Jack, what are you doing? J: Kickin’ back, drinkin’ a beer. R: Hey, can I borrow your digital camera? J: Sure. Come on over. R: Uh. Um. Could you come over here? J: Jesus Christ, Rev, not only do you want to borrow my camera, but you want me to fucking DELIVER it? R: U...

I'll bet you can make TWO skin suits out of a 300 pound lesbian.




Mitz
(Put the lotion on your skin, bitch.)

You people are crazy to be messing with this guy.










Right?



Mitz
(Don't come crying to me if you end up as a skin suit.)