Awesome!


But if you start playing corporate guitars, you're out, I tell ya.

That's cool.

When I was talking about all that collective intelligence, good writing, raising the bar crap, I wasn't really referring to you, anyway.

But you can still be on the team because you're mean.

I once tried using abbasolutely fantabbabulous in hopes it would catch on around here. Obviously it didn't. Spirit crushing sorrow, thy name is Ralphy. I think if we removed a couple of b's, this still has a fighting chance. I will do my best to incorporate it into a post. The thought of you with a...

I put that in there just for you, Punk.

Chickie - you jest, but your post is a strong representation of how lazy we have become. I'm as guilty as the next guy.

I'm not asshurt. I'm just trying to up the bar a little. A lot of us are writers IRL - I know we're capable of infinite greatness.

Corporate Guitar_Baller: Please re-read my original post. Actually, just read the first word. It says "team." You are not on the team. You never have and never will be on the team. Your inability to flame, nay, compose a cohesive post guarantees this. Harken back to the days when they were...

Guilty, and I'll second that, as well as any form of "Jesus Christ on a _________."

Thank you!

Team, The purpose of this board is hate, so I'll give you yet another reason to hate me. The collective IQ of the top flamers on Sludge is staggering. Many posts are works of sheer brilliance. However, there does come a time when elements become played out and best left for the second and third-tier...

Ha Ha Ha!

That's the cherry on the cake of her crappy nym.

Yeah. We're not on to you. Not at all. You're completely camouflaged. You slid in here like a ninja.

ozzyrulz777 wrote: I know it is not real. I just really really really hate spam.

Thus your incessant need to bump it to a high profile position on the page.

Cool.

Ozzy - I know people here give you shit about being stupid, and for awhile, I thought perhaps they were just being harsh. I'm mature, and I can admit when I'm wrong. I was wrong. Dude, let me remove a few syllables from words and try to explain that whole "Motley Crew" thing to you. It is ...

Interesting theory, Lumi. That's why you make the big bucks.

Think he's clever enough to come up with a picture like this?

I'm on here because I like metal...but made the mistake of going into the Sludge Lounge. What's wrong with going to school out of state? I go to school in KY because TN schools didn't offer good programs in my major. What's wrong with that? And why the fuck are you paying such close attention to ev...

Chickie -
It's on the "post your high school pictures" thread. It's so fresh you can still smell the Polaroid fumes.

She tried to get lippy with Stoner on that one.

Ralph, trust me, it's been building for days. But I'm still thrilled you got a little warm. I'll try to be more hateful, more often. Nicole, you ignorant cunt. If my being a huge asshole will make you go away again, rest assured I'm going to do my best. I've seen your picture. Your tits have already...

I'm sure all of our Sludge pals will be interested to know your opinion of us. This will no doubt add to your circle of friends. This is Metal Sludge, and the majority of people who post on here are ignorant middle aged losers who have to find self-imortance on this board, because in real life, nobo...

Jesus bloody-fingered Christ on a barbed wire keyboard. This vacuous cunt showed up a mere nine days ago and thinks she’s going to achieve world domination with her post count. She’s averaging nearly 20 posts a day – not even Iggy can hold a candle to that. If I wanted to hear from a soft-skulled co...

Well color me out of the loop on that little escapade!

Plus, Prince has musical talent. He gets a pass on his wardrobe.

Blender_baller's only talent is googling "wicked flames" and balancing nuts on his chin. He's very circus monkeyesque.

Oh, there's another explanation.


He's gay and he dresses like Prince.

After reading that abortion of a response, I'm pretty convinced that English isn't your first language.

I'll be the judge and the jury on this one.

If you really want to insult someone's intelligence, while simultaneously letting them know that they're a juvenile, humorless taint licker, call them Fender_baller.


GUILTY

There's a really sad part of me that thinks you're serious.

I give you props for not saying something about blowhard.

Gee thanks for your imput. nobody fuckin asked you. OMG! You are SUCH a big meanie! You should change your screen name to nyCRUEL. Seriously, though, your slurpee machine and classroom flames are brutal. We've never seen such rapier wit or finely honed insults here. Swordsman! Please stay on the Ha...

Are you trying to say skosh , brain trust? You're really really good at this, kid. Keep up the good work. [/color] No. Skoach. s'coach. It's the word that will eventually make it into the dictionary, created by me. Skoach means... a little. Just like Fender_baller means....wall-eyed idiot. skosh   ...

Punk, I'm sure that in whatever ninth grade classroom this slope-shouldered, booger-eating mouthbreather sits in, those phrases are a wicked, wicked burn.

Respect.

Dear nycrue,

Anyone who has the word "crue" in their screen name is an automatic Hatas tardball. I'm not sure if you understand the full scope of that word.

You need to tiptoe out of here while the gettin's good.

He was talking about me again, wasn't he?


I knew I shouldn't have sent him those fucking pictures. Or those tit pictures, either.

Thanks!

I look forward to your book. My rates are very reasonable.

I really didn't have an opinion about Fender Baller before that post.



I definitely have an opinion now.