Apparently USC is close to getting Norm Chow as offensive coordinator.

deathcurse wrote:Tim Miller is Gay for Me

Judas fucking priest, deathcurse...who isn't?

Wait...what?

And Monty one reason Saban is considered a prick is the way he handled his situation in miami, dude said with a straight face he wasent going anywhere and he was commited to the dolphins, not long after he was landing in Alabama to take the job there, WTF is so hard about saying, "yeah i might...

Bummer about Dr. Death. As a kid, I can remember him from his UWF days. I sure hope you mean Bill Watts' UWF as opposed to Herb Abrahms' UWF (the one that ESPN Classic shows footage from on occasion)! I remember watching NWA's STARRCADE '87 (CHI-TOWN HEAT) on pay-per-view and seeing Steve Williams ...

Personally I think a school like Pitt or Cincinnati makes the most sense. Kansas or Mizzou won't go. The regional nature of the Big 12 is too strong for them to move to a conference that is more upper midwest than they are now. Pittsburgh would be good. Penn State's Paterno has said repeatedly in i...

deathcurse wrote:Because Royal Doucheness sucks way more. If he didn't hate Jews, he'd still get shit because he's a fucking QUEEF.

He wanted to give her his "Patriot missile".

tweet75 wrote:any women prefer anal over vaginal intercourse

GoddessFla is the poster child for this crusade.

I'd still fuck her until my cock fell off.

There doesn't even need to be a real reason, just songs you hate so much that whenever you hear them you don't just dislike them, they actually make you mad for some reason. For me one that comes to mind is that song "Rockabye" by Shawn Mullins that was big about 10 yrs ago. "It's ki...

"Practice! We talkin' 'bout PRACTICE! Not a game...not a GAME, but PRACTICE!"


Motherfucker will never live that down.

Heenan Snuka wrote:Name something you've learned from Dan Dierdorf

That Howard Cosell was right.

nakedmadman wrote:

Skate4RnR wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Are you accusing Punk of real live bestiality or having sexual relations with TMC?

I'll answer that question as soon as I am able to differentiate between the two.

IS there a difference?

Ask Rev.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I'll get sara so god damn high, she'll be begging ozzy to fuck her ass.

I don't think there's enough weed for that.

deathcurse wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:cookie

Itwalks would like to eat her...after he puts his dentures in.

deathcurse wrote:Maybe I do have a gang of asskissers and cheerleaders but could someone fill me in on who they are? I'd like to pick and choose who is in my gang.

*Cues up Rascal Flatts' "Me And My Gang"*

Cookie wants Itwalks to fuck her so she can hear him yell, "WHO'S YOUR GRANDADDY?".

She's weird like that.

As The_Metal_Chick is to shutting the fuck up.

Luminiferous wrote:

Licketysplit wrote:But you have to get them before the expiration date. Old boxes are definitely to be avoided.

I applaud Punk for finally finding a thread topic Lickety would know something about..

Yeah, like Lickety has to worry about expiration dates. No food lasts that long around Tubby Triplechins.

Itwalksamongus wrote:Oh fuck yeah. She looked just like a girl I was.... servicing at the time whose name just happened to be Paula. Yummy nums.

That's gayer than Liberace's corpse felching Rock Hudson's corpse...but much creepier.

manofmetal wrote:I like him, he brings the 'exclusives' to sludge.

So he's trying to be the new Brett Meisner?

Itwalksamongus wrote:a Smirnoff Ice is a refreshing repast with a slight vodka kick.

That's gayer than Liberace's corpse felching Rock Hudson's corpse.

Randog wrote:Damn! The Timmay is finally getting some of his spine back!

Must be that extra dose of Geritol.

In deathcurse's "Metal Blast" thread, Stone Cold has officially unbanned him.

I think the other mods are finally becoming aware that Cusack shit the bed, and that they have to lie in it, too.

*Cues up Toby Keith's "A Little Too Late"*