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by St_Augustines_Pears
Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:55 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: RIP HOF Coach Jerry Tarkanian (aka: Tark the Shark)
Replies: 15
Views: 23914

Re: RIP HOF Coach Jerry Tarkanian (aka: Tark the Shark)

First Dean Smith, now Jerry Tarkanian.

You think Bob Knight is getting worried?
by St_Augustines_Pears
Sun Feb 01, 2015 9:08 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Brady - Best ever
Replies: 48
Views: 47006

Re: Brady - Best ever

LouDoo wrote:With 4 titles, and the stats, there's no doubt, especially when you consider that he never had the weapons that Montana did.
Somewhere poizond13 is screaming at his computer screen "IT'S STILL PEYTON MANNING, DAMMIT!".
by St_Augustines_Pears
Sun Feb 01, 2015 9:05 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Brady - Best ever
Replies: 48
Views: 47006

Re: Brady - Best ever

Now it's a holy trinity with Tom Brady joining Terry Bradshaw and Joe Montana.

Montana: 4 Super Bowl titles, 3 MVPs.
Brady: 4 Super Bowl titles, 3 MVPs
Bradshaw: 4 Super Bowl titles, 2 MVPs
by St_Augustines_Pears
Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:52 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3847560

Re: The NFL Thread

http://i58.tinypic.com/ruzpls.jpg Thanks! That's my new screen saver. :lol: *phone rings* "Hello...you have reached Richard Sherman's voicemail. Mr. Sherman's mouth is full of crow right now and he can't answer the phone. When he is done swallowing, he will return your call. Please leave a mes...
by St_Augustines_Pears
Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:41 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: NFL INVESTIGATING PATRIOTS FOR POSSIBLY USING DEFLATED BALLS
Replies: 99
Views: 60949

Re: NFL INVESTIGATING PATRIOTS FOR POSSIBLY USING DEFLATED B

Crazy Levi wrote:NEVERSURRENDER BEING INVESTIGATED FOR POSSIBLY BEING A FAT TRUTHER WITH A BROKEN CAPS LOCK
:lol:
by St_Augustines_Pears
Sat Jan 17, 2015 9:43 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Any Love For The College Game?
Replies: 304
Views: 123989

Re: Any Love For The College Game?

eddie lee roth wrote:The NCAA is going to give back the victories it took away from Joe Paterno and Penn State. :roll:
That means Paterno is back to being major college football's winningest coach.

Somewhere, Bobby Bowden is yelling "DADGUMMIT!".
by St_Augustines_Pears
Mon Jan 12, 2015 2:32 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3847560

Re: The NFL Thread

K.K.VanMalmsteen wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:So is Peyton finished?.
Yes. He needs to hang 'em up.
Nationwide wasn't on his side.
by St_Augustines_Pears
Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:58 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Stephen A. Smith (ESPN guy)
Replies: 17
Views: 21627

Re: Stephen A. Smith (ESPN guy)

Zombi wrote:I think the government could use spending 2 hours in a room with Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless as a torture tactic for terrorists.
:lol:
by St_Augustines_Pears
Mon May 20, 2013 1:25 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Fly through of new Vikings stadium with clear roof
Replies: 7
Views: 11111

Re: Fly through of new Vikings stadium with clear roof

Crazy Levi wrote:What a gorgeous new place to never hang a Super Bowl Championship banner in!
:lol:
by St_Augustines_Pears
Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:02 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 95850

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

The husband is at Wrigley Field right now - watching the Cubs play San Diego. I told him to make sure and stop in Yak-Zies across the street and get some wings! :D If he's a true Cub fan, he didn't pay for that ticket. :wink: I refuse to pay for tickets to a Cubs game at Wrigley Field until they pu...
by St_Augustines_Pears
Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:50 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: R.I.P. Pat Summerall
Replies: 23
Views: 15547

Re: R.I.P. Pat Summerall

eddie lee roth wrote:Did ya see that Al got himself a DUI the other day in Santa Monica.
"Do you believe in driving drunk? YES!"
by St_Augustines_Pears
Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:13 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Replies: 18
Views: 16143

Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!

DOWN2WHISKEY wrote:"Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
*Cues up Aerosmith's "Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees)"*
by St_Augustines_Pears
Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:20 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Your Picks for the Harbaugh Bowl?
Replies: 29
Views: 22708

Re: Your Picks for the Harbaugh Bowl?

I see the Ravens taking it. They've been obsessed by the idea of seeing Ray Lewis ride off into the sunset with another ring. Plus they beat both Peyton Manning and Tom Brady on the way to the SB...that's pretty rare. Methinks Colin Kaepernick is due for a bad game, but what the fuck do I know? Mayb...
by St_Augustines_Pears
Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:21 pm
Forum: War Board
Topic: What are sensible gun laws?
Replies: 163
Views: 55220

Re: What are sensible gun laws?

Quantavius/TimBerrington/Bronson Brander/holeripper/TheFinalAsslown/etc.. holeripper wasn't bonebog69? I'm totally lost! No...that was my fault though. I jumped the gun on that one. But this guy totally is. He's been awfully quiet since I pointed that out, hasn't he? If friendshipismagic is Quantav...
by St_Augustines_Pears
Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:33 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Who You'd Rather Have As A QB..Joe Montana or Peyton Manning
Replies: 43
Views: 28894

Re: Who You'd Rather Have As A QB..Joe Montana or Peyton Man

NeverSurrender wrote:I'd take a lot of qbs over Manning.

1. Unitas.
2. Montana
3. Elway
4. Brady
5. Marino
6. Favre
7. Rodgers
I'd add Terry Bradshaw to that list.
by St_Augustines_Pears
Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:05 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3847560

Re: NFL 2012 Thread, Bitches!!!!

http://i.qkme.me/35zv8q.jpg Put Peyton's Super Bowl #'s up and let's compare........ SB Comp Att Pct Yards TDs INTs Rate Result XVI 14 22 63.6 157 1 0 100.0 W 26-21 XIX 24 35 68.6 331 3 0 127.2 W 38-16 XXIII 23 36 63.9 357 2 0 115.2 W 20-16 XXIV 22 29 75.9 297 5 0 147.6 W 55-10 Totals 83 122 68.0 1...
by St_Augustines_Pears
Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:39 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: College Football season has begun!
Replies: 224
Views: 69550

Re: College Football season has begun!

Machado wrote:What do Notre Dame and Marijuana have in common?

They both get smoked in BOWLS!!!
Notre Dame certainly played like they were high.
by St_Augustines_Pears
Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:12 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3847560

Re: NFL 2012 Thread, Bitches!!!!

eddie lee roth wrote:Rob Parker has been fired from ESPN.
RG3 cornball brother > Rob Parker unemployed brother.
by St_Augustines_Pears
Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:21 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3847560

Re: NFC East Champions, Bitches!!!!

jahlive 420 wrote:
Tymaster wrote:I'd kick a baby for the Browns to hire Lovie Smith!!! :lol:
and then I'll punch it in the face for the Bears to land Jon Gruden
:lol:
by St_Augustines_Pears
Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:09 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3847560

Re: NFL 2012 Thread

ESPN's Chris Mortensen is reporting as "a virtual certainty" that Tim Tebow is going to the Jacksonville Jaguars next season, either by trade or signing as a free agent.

*Cues up Bon Jovi's "Who Says You Can't Go Home"*
by St_Augustines_Pears
Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:00 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3847560

Re: NFL 2012 Thread

sin wrote:As of Sunday December 9th the start of the week until now no one has died. Although the Seattle offense murdered the Cardinals D.
The Chicago bears are slowly killing their playoff chances.
by St_Augustines_Pears
Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:43 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3847560

Re: NFL 2012 Thread

These things come in threes. My prediction for the third NFL incident will occur when Andrew Luck goes to take a shit and accidentally drowns a nutswinging P13 in the toilet bowl water. Fortunately, the story has a happy ending when all the solid waste gets flushed at the same time. Judas fucking p...
by St_Augustines_Pears
Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:52 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3847560

Re: NFL 2012 Thread

When he walked away from the Dolphins, he knew he no longer had the passion to coach. The guy is very, very happy with his life today and would not exchange that for a life as a NFL head coach again. I think it was HBO or maybe the NFL Network that recently aired a t.v. special about his life today...
by St_Augustines_Pears
Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:29 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Complete College Bowl Schedule
Replies: 16
Views: 17085

Re: Complete College Bowl Schedule

Also, college football rewarding 6-5 and 6-6 teams with a bowl is like elementary schools sporting events giving a ribbon/medal/trophy to all the kids that participated instead of just the team that won. Try Georgia Tech. 6-7 and playing in the Sun Bowl. Fucking SEVEN losses. Pathetic. Holy shit......
by St_Augustines_Pears
Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:11 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Complete College Bowl Schedule
Replies: 16
Views: 17085

Re: Complete College Bowl Schedule

I love the bowl games with a legendary tradition that dates back Knute Rockne and leather helmets... such as the Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl. Yeah, corporate sponsorship is taking over everything. Hell, I remember the Poulan Weedeater Independence Bowl! :lol: Also, college football rewarding 6-5 and 6-...
by St_Augustines_Pears
Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:56 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Complete College Bowl Schedule
Replies: 16
Views: 17085

Re: Complete College Bowl Schedule

What the fuck is Wisconsin doing in the goddamn Rose Bowl? Is the Big 10 that lame? Then fuck 'em. They shouldn't go to a BCS bowl if all they can offer is a 5 loss team. I agree 100%, but unfortunately since the Big 10 is a "power conference" (I snicker everytime I read or hear that), th...
by St_Augustines_Pears
Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:02 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: College Football season has begun!
Replies: 224
Views: 69550

Re: College Football season has begun!

Yeah, Chizik won't be hurting for money. I read that he'll be getting over $200,000 per month (that's right... per month ) from Auburn the next few years. Iowa State fans still consider Chizik a traitor ( :lol: ) for bolting from ISU to Auburn, but can you blame him? Fuck, the best he could have hop...
by St_Augustines_Pears
Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:02 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: College Football season has begun!
Replies: 224
Views: 69550

Re: College Football season has begun!

I can't post the link because I'm at work, but Yahoo Sports is reporting that Auburn has fired Gene Chizik...big surprise there. :roll:

From the penthouse to the outhouse in 2 years.
by St_Augustines_Pears
Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:30 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3847560

Re: NFL 2012 Thread

Holy shit, I actually agree with P13 on this one. It's not like Tebow is the only distraction, lets see, their loud mouth coach who's always running his mouth when his wifes feet arent in it has always been a distraction, Sanchez going balls deep in eva longorias crusty snatch was a distraction, tr...
by St_Augustines_Pears
Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:30 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3847560

Re: NFL 2012 Thread

Bears/niners should be interesting with no Cutler or Smith on Monday. I can't post the link because I'm at work, but Yahoo Sports is reporting that Chicago just signed veteran backup QB Josh McCown. The funny thing is, the headline read, "Bears sign veteran QB McCown", and I thought they ...