LeatherSnake wrote:Touche!


Except in the Mummy's day, they didnt have Doctors-the women just squatted and popped it off...then chewed off the umbillical cord.

Tim was born in 19th century London?

My face is a face people would pay to see! How much do you make at Barnum & Bailey's Circus? More than the Yak Woman I hope. http://i32.tinypic.com/2n21v9v.jpg This cat is so ugly, when he was born, the Doctor slapped his Mama instead of him! This joke is so old, the swnw slapped Tim Miller's m...

Gattaca - 8/10
Great movie, great story. Pretty all-around good, just didn't hit a 9 for me.

And before that:
Starship Troopers - 7/10
Fucking hilarious and very entertaining. Trumped by Gattaca.

I would. Just so I could say I pissed on Tim Mummy and he thanked me for it.

15 and it was embarrasing as hell Your Mom caught you and your boyfriend, eh? I know dressing like 80s rockstars is not cool anymore, but I'm hetero. I love how you still haven't gotten that no one on this board would make fun of someone just for having an 80's wardrobe or listening to 80's music. ...

Why?

Why?

Also not a rockstar, but this was born on the exact same day as me:





*droolz*

Rainbow Bright wrote:

Luminiferous wrote:Bigfoot once saved Pocahontas..

He also guided Lewis and Clark to the Oregon coast.

It's like the Forrest Gump of the New World.

Well that works out just fine then. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lot of pornography to catch up on.

"Don't leave me. I don't want to be the only girl not dancing" - Gene Hackman

The Birdcage - 10/10

Fucking hilarious!

Hannibal Rising - 7/10

Good movie, but the actor playing Hannibal was extremely replaceable.

That was so unreal.

Bigfoot was a half-blood?

We rock the longevity.

So now that he's gone, what was his nym before I started paying attention to who was who in this place? He never answered me that.

Ralph's cabbie situation and the way he thinks are similar to Heavy Metal, but the handcuffs, the taxi sex, and the girlfriend are all new. No shit! S (Sorry - I forgot to use my internet symbols for being facetious.) So then for all those who used it, the word plagiarism has nothing to do with it....

Ralph's cabbie situation and the way he thinks are similar to Heavy Metal, but the handcuffs, the taxi sex, and the girlfriend are all new.

you are pathetic itpayswhorestosleepwithhimcozhestoouglyamongus you spend all your time on the internet writing this kind of trash while your wife is at home fantasizing about baseball players you must be a real ugly greasy haired world of warcraft player to have to write this kind of things on the...

Bourbon Cowboy wrote:She could always befriend those FBI agents who have her under surveillance.

Didn't she call them on Stoner?

So is this the contest or the awards ceremony?

Alright. I've talked the talk about chicke's stories, so now I'm gonna type the type. For some rip-roaring fun I did this in the style of a Harold Pinter stageplay. Some of the descriptions digress from the style given, but then again plays are usually played, not read, and when they are read it's n...

chickenona wrote:And who would direct this masterpiece, Duck? That dude with the electrical tape on his nipples who used to do those porns where rock stars throw lunch meat at groupies' asses?

I was thinking we talk Gheyman into executive producing and he'd probably have some directorial connections for you.

Keep it up. By page 8 you could have enough for a feature-length screenplay.

jeffjessie wrote:Shaving is common sense isn't it? I think I learned that when I was 16.

Are you implying that this man has no common sense?

Hey! She's stealing my material!

Well, Duck, like I said, my story was real. All that crap actually happened. I can still see that dizzy bitch sitting on that washing machine. ETA: What fucking movie was this and was there seriously chicks fisting each other and banging each other in the ass with dildos? Now I want to see it. Thos...

chickenona wrote:"Movie"? I am seriously insulted.

It racks up to the best second half of a love-to-drugs-to-rehab drama I've had the pleasure of reading/viewing, but they've definitely already used this storyline.

I've seen this movie. It was better this time around.

Itwalksamongus wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Okay, I just stopped.

Bonus!

Let it not be said that you're an entirely uninfluential man.

Good call. I also hate people who declare "end of thread" or "thread over" or "[/thread]" after naming a song/album or posting a link (all in the same post by the same person, I mean). It just seems like the sort of thing that should be... I don't know... declared by s...