Sixdgritt wrote:

Iron Duck wrote:

cantstopthemusic wrote: YOU, calling ANYONE ELSE a "pussy," is fucking RICH![/b]

You'll never matter, dude. Give up.

And the Iron Duck fan club is huge! I hear it's real big in Yellow Knife.

Yellowknife is one word, and with a population of 18,700 I ain't doin' so bad, sweetcheeks.

cantstopthemusic wrote:

Iron Duck wrote:

Sixdgritt wrote:Never said it wasn't original. Just didn't think it was real creative. Original doesn't necessarily equal creative.

You're such a pussy.

YOU, calling ANYONE ELSE a "pussy," is fucking RICH!

You'll never matter, dude. Give up.

Sixdgritt wrote:

Iron Duck wrote:
Link or it's original.

Never said it wasn't original. Just didn't think it was real creative. Original doesn't necessarily equal creative.

You're such a pussy.

Internet character? We're playing characters? If that's the case I'm pissed off at the casting director for giving me such a shitty character. You only get what you're qualified for, Sexregret. Sexregret? Wow, that's creative. I guess I should whip out one that I've been thinking about for months a...

Sixdgritt wrote:

David_Lee_Halen wrote: coming after my internet character.

Internet character? We're playing characters? If that's the case I'm pissed off at the casting director for giving me such a shitty character.

You only get what you're qualified for, Sexregret.

SelfMadeJesus wrote:For some reason i just have visions of Alec Baldwin getting shot by a psychotic douche screaming "Should have kept it to the boards dumbwell!!!, lol "

JakeYonkel wrote:A major slap in the face to dead soldiers, IMO.

Thank God they're dead then. That would hurt.

deathcurse wrote:I have the song.

...

So seriously, nobody saved and reposted the song?

I stopped at page 5 of that thread, but it looks like I should've kept on going.

Three posts in the span of 50 minutes is hardly "up all night".

Was P13 English? This guy's bashed Americans and used "take the piss" already in this thread.

I heard his dick smells like a man's shit. You oughta douche it next time, dude. Where the fuck do I get an ass douche? This ain't Canada where buying one of those is like picking up deodorant. I dunno, I'm sure Shoppers Drug Mart would have something for you, or whatever the American equivalent is.

Skate4RnR wrote:I heard his dick smells like a man's shit.

You oughta douche it next time, dude.

Punk wrote:

Iron Duck wrote:Henry Fonda took a bit longer, but it came.

Uhhhhh huhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuh

If I missed any since last time, they slipped my mind. Bottom to top. Raging Bull (2nd viewing) - 8/10 This flick's hard to watch. Not because of the story, which was much more believable than Million Dollar Baby's montage, though kinda the same, or the acting, but because I hate being afraid of Rob...

The Dirty Dozen - 8/10 Don't remember ever seeing Lee Marvin before. Odd to see so much behind the eyes of such an easily stereotyped character. Sutherland, Bronson, and Cassavetes are awesome. Savalas creeped me the fuck out, and I had to recheck that it was the same one. The only thing I'd seen h...

I've been posting here consistently for nearly 8 years. You'd laugh if you knew how many PMs I've gotten. Probably no more than 100. That's gotta be like a slow week for CSHB. Fuck, dude. I've got a total of 42, one of which was the mod telling me to stop registering alternyms before my IP was bann...

It's been a while since posting, but let's see. The last 15. Written from bottom to top. Up In The Air - 8/10 Kinda feels like a half chick flick until they rip your heart out, and Anna Kendrick really stands out as a noteworthy newcomer. East Of Eden - 10/10 Another good Dean flick, a year less mat...

So this wasn't just a thread describing groupies to a tee under the pretense that he didn't know what they were called, which is funny because he posted it on Donna's Ho Board, a board specifically for groupies and their gossip? 'Cause that's what I got out of it. Has this thread digressed, or have I?

Gazpacho wrote:because even after he's beaten you into the ground and set up funeral arrangements, he'd probably toss a bat as the hearse drove away.

@ Oliver

unfunny > pathetic

Gazpacho wrote:C'mon guys, I barely slept at all this weekend knowing that you all were writing bad stuff about me on Metal Sludge.

With three consecutive posts in 11 minutes, we're ready to believe you.

Why don't you save your sanity and pay the 500 bucks yourself. I know it must be at least 3 months of your salary, but just think of the Sludge bliss. Oh no, JOEBOY CALLED ME POOR! :( "Your" - Possessive - "Your grasp of basic English is truly frightening." "You're" - ...

:lol: Reading Eye Weekly today and the back page had a Rejected Letters to Penthouse section. I saw this one and thought immediately of this thread. Dear Penthouse: My husband and I have been married for 17 years. Reading your sexy stories aloud to each other has pretty much been as kinky as our reg...

Punk wrote:Iron Duck going up against Mitzi...there's a laugh riot.

Mitzi - KO 1

Don't stroke her vagina too hard. It bites.

How apt. How apt of you. You are a very apt poster. How apt of you to post that post in this thread. Very apt. I appreciate your aptness.

Aww, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Though your not liking me anymore being considered a demotion is also kinda funny. What have you ever done for me? Therefore how should I recognise this difference in "rank"? It feels no different to me, my love. The nym batardisation doesn't have ...

MitziDupree wrote:3. I owned and humiliated you up one side and down the other in some insipid flame war on Sludge.

I have no doubt this would be as easy as flaming gets, but the idea of DitziSupreme owning and humiliating someone up and down the side of anything is a laff-n-a-haff.

Itwalksamongus wrote:WTF does "Trying to Hard" mean?

They forgot the word "get". Viagra, people.