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by Goddamn Electric
Wed Oct 16, 2024 10:41 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: RIP ... One Direction member Liam Payne, Dead at 31, Fell from Hotel Balcony, or not?
Replies: 14
Views: 4474

Re: RIP ... One Direction member Liam Payne, Dead at 31, Fell from Hotel Balcony, or not?

Rocker4Real wrote: Wed Oct 16, 2024 3:06 pm What should I play in his honor?
How about Tom Petty's "Free Fallin'"?
by Goddamn Electric
Thu Sep 12, 2024 11:32 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Dave Grohl Has Baby Out Of Wedlock
Replies: 106
Views: 62982

Re: Dave Grohl Has Baby Out Of Wedlock

Dave should record a cover of Cheap Trick's "He's A Whore" for the next Foo Fighters album.
by Goddamn Electric
Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:03 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Have any of you ho's had work done?
Replies: 9
Views: 13925

Re: Have any of you ho's had work done?

Gazpacho wrote:I get my asshole bleached, does that count?
You bleached your entire body?! :shock:

Holy fuck...Clorox's warehouses must be pretty empty now!
by Goddamn Electric
Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:10 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Washington St. QB found dead in apparent suicide
Replies: 3
Views: 12635

Re: Washington St. QB found dead in apparent suicide

A self-inflicted sack.

He'll be on the physically unable to perform list...permanently.
by Goddamn Electric
Wed Oct 04, 2017 11:00 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 17073
Views: 14271428

Re: Dump

I've become so openly hostile to anyone who supports him. So you just fly off the fucking handle anytime you see someone wearing a MAGA hat or talking about Trump? Wow...talk about a loose cannon! You need anger management classes, STAT! It's gotten me in trouble at work, and it's lost me friends. ...
by Goddamn Electric
Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:11 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Male trolls posing as female Sludgers
Replies: 34
Views: 75548

Re: Male trolls posing as female Sludgers

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Sleazyrocker had a female alternym.
So did IggyPopWillEatItself.

Which, when you think about it, explains a lot.
by Goddamn Electric
Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:50 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14485
Views: 12920708

Re: The NFL Thread

If Colin Kaepernick is angry that white America has oppressed black America, shouldn't he be mad at himself because his white half oppressed his black half?
by Goddamn Electric
Sun Jan 17, 2016 11:36 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14485
Views: 12920708

Re: The NFL Thread

poisond13 wrote:I think the Manning Mashimos will take apart the Brady Bunch next week. Then after destroying the Cam Newtonians in Super Bowl 50, Peyton will fly off into the sunset with Poppa John under his right wing and a Nationwide insurance policy for his new Buick under his left wing.
by Goddamn Electric
Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:42 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Oklahoma State Homecoming disaster
Replies: 4
Views: 19687

Re: Oklahoma State Homecoming disaster

Reports say 3 dead and 34 injured. The drunk driver was 25-year-old Adacia Chambers from Stillwater, OK. Women drivers. :roll: OSU thought about postponing the game, but of course they decided to play the damn game because obviously $$$ are more important than dead people. Hundreds of fans were forc...
by Goddamn Electric
Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:10 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Lamar Odom found unconscious at NV Brothel
Replies: 18
Views: 61704

Re: Lamar Odom found unconscious at NV Brothel

TawnyVonJagger wrote:Reading on Twitter Kobe left the game and is on his way to Vegas.
Why? To rape another woman? Wait, he's headed to a whorehouse...can't rape the willing, I guess.

Maybe he's going to give Khloe a ride home from work.
by Goddamn Electric
Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:00 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Lamar Odom found unconscious at NV Brothel
Replies: 18
Views: 61704

Re: Lamar Odom found unconscious at NV Brothel

Rainbow Bright wrote:Being married to Khloe Kardashian destroyed him. He was never the same since.
Fixed.

He's got KARDASHAIDS!
by Goddamn Electric
Fri Jan 02, 2015 12:42 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Any Love For The College Game?
Replies: 304
Views: 175355

Re: Any Love For The College Game?

OSU 42 Alabama 35 :lol: Alabama fans have a new slogan..."Roll Tears Roll!" During any Alabama game, the cameras pan across the stadium and you see these inbred mouth breathing cousin fucking Crimson Tide fans holding aloft rolls of toilet paper and boxes of Tide (yeah, we get it..."...
by Goddamn Electric
Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:56 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14485
Views: 12920708

Re: The NFL Thread

Looks like the Geno Smith experiment in New York is over. Holy shit...three interceptions in ten minutes!

In related news, it appears that New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan has contracted Full O'Bulla. Under NY law, his fat ass will now be quarantined for 21 days.
by Goddamn Electric
Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:06 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14485
Views: 12920708

Re: The NFL Thread

Am I the only one here who thinks Truthersurrender needs to lighten up a bit? Dude seems a little angry for someone who posts :lol: :lol: :lol: constantly and finds everything "funny." You'd be angry too if you were a fucking sad sack lardass who has never gotten laid...a/k/a NeverSurrend...
by Goddamn Electric
Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:25 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: NFL player considering coming out of the closet?
Replies: 40
Views: 53953

Re: NFL player considering coming out of the closet?

Redman77 wrote:I'm sure most of the players going to opposing teams stadiums are used to being called cocksuckers, so it won't be that different.
And being a Lions fan, you're used to taking it up the ass.





Fag.
by Goddamn Electric
Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:22 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14485
Views: 12920708

Re: NFL Thread, Bitches!!!!

Machado wrote:Flacco just go paid after winning a SB. Maybe Romo can justify the contract by winning a SB before the deal expires.
Pull your fucking head out of your ass.

Romo is a modern day Craig Morton.
by Goddamn Electric
Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:48 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Manti Te’o’s-Story about GF was a hoax
Replies: 89
Views: 71076

Re: Manti Te’o’s-Story about GF was a hoax

Brent Musburger thinks Manti's fake girlfriend is hot.
by Goddamn Electric
Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:29 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14485
Views: 12920708

Re: NFL 2012 Thread, Bitches!!!!

NeverSurrender wrote:You would love a bunch of old dudes dressed up as Miss Piggy.
That Humpty Dumpty looking faggot probably wants their wardrobe.

QUEERSTRONG!
by Goddamn Electric
Fri Dec 14, 2012 6:33 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14485
Views: 12920708

Re: NFL 2012 Thread

Black guy was talking racial shit about a black guy. He got suspended. Ok, so what's the problem? Where's the double standard there? If he were a white guy talking racial shit about a white guy, you think this would have played out differently? If it was a white guy slamming another white guy for h...
by Goddamn Electric
Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:19 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Funniest names in sports
Replies: 69
Views: 100888

Re: Funniest names in sports

NASCAR driver Dick Trickle.
by Goddamn Electric
Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:16 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14485
Views: 12920708

Re: NFL 2012 Thread

Black pro football player kills his woman...haven't we seen this before? :roll:

Keepin' yo pimp hand strong, nigga!

Two words...ROID RAGE.
by Goddamn Electric
Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:44 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: ricky stenhouse jr. is an ass
Replies: 3
Views: 8733

Re: ricky stenhouse jr. is an ass

Yes i am from the south. I can tell by your typing skills. yes i love nascar. What fucking inbred cornhole redneck doesn't? no havent made love to my sister. OH! I'm sorry...and you were doing so well! Fucking liar. That is all. God I hope so. Now take a shotgun to your computer, Cletus.
by Goddamn Electric
Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:40 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14485
Views: 12920708

Re: NFL 2012 Thread

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:I would think Vick has a very short leash going forward.
Kinda fitting for a dog killer.

Opponents have "neutered" him.

Think the Eagles will "put him down" after the season?
by Goddamn Electric
Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:59 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Sandusky trial has started
Replies: 114
Views: 72887

Re: Sandusky trial has started

I'm surprised that the Pope hasn't made Sandusky an honorary cardinal by now.
by Goddamn Electric
Wed May 02, 2012 10:08 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: R.I.P. Junior Seau
Replies: 20
Views: 32151

Re: R.I.P. Junior Seau

You think de man "Seau" while shooting himself?
by Goddamn Electric
Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:49 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Warren Sapp files for bankruptcy
Replies: 11
Views: 19516

Re: Warren Sapp files for bankruptcy

Another athlete ends up broke...color me shocked. :roll: When you blow your moolah on tattoos, bling, partying, and your "posse", shit like this tends to happen. Ever notice the first thing these athletes want to cut when they're broke is their child support? Allen Iverson, Dennis Rodman, ...
by Goddamn Electric
Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:37 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: slicer's masterstroke
Replies: 268
Views: 171035

Re: slicer's masterstroke

Grendel wrote:slicer,

What were the paranormal events in your life?
He fucked a ghost dog.
by Goddamn Electric
Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:50 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Burress out of prison
Replies: 10
Views: 16107

Re: Burress out of prison

chungasrevenge wrote:I'd love to see him in a Patriots uniform.
I'd love to see him in a casket.
by Goddamn Electric
Mon May 09, 2011 11:07 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: THE LA LAKERS 2011 NBA CHAMPIONS!!!
Replies: 211
Views: 111564

Re: THE LA LAKERS 2011 NBA CHAMPIONS!!!

Punk wrote:Ok so maybe my calculations were slightly off.
Kinda like your calculations of getting that elusive threesome.